funny things to say on your private story

Here's a funny one: 'My cat has decided that my laptop is its new bed, and it gives me the stink eye when I try to move it. I think I'm being evicted from my own device.'

You can write 'I tried to cook a fancy meal. The recipe said 'easy to make'. Well, my kitchen now looks like a war zone and the food...let's not talk about it. #CookingDisaster'. It's a relatable and funny thing to share. Private stories are for our closest friends and family, so these light - hearted and self - deprecating comments are perfect.

Do a mini - series of 'funny fails'. For example, you could record yourself trying to do a simple task like stacking cups but purposely make it look like you're really bad at it. Then post each attempt as a different part of the private story. It's a fun and engaging way to keep your friends entertained.

You can share a photo of your pet doing something silly, like chasing its own tail. Another funny thing could be a meme that made you laugh out loud. Also, a short video of you trying to do a new dance move but failing hilariously is great for a private story.

Tell a joke in the form of a picture. You can write the joke on a piece of paper, take a picture of it, and post it. For example, 'Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.'

Some funny names could be 'My Private Pranks', which gives the idea that the story might be full of humorous tricks you've played or experiences. Another one could be 'Secret Shenanigans', which implies all kinds of mischievous or comical things that are only for you to know. And also 'The Personal Comedy Vault', as if it's a place where all your funny personal stories are stored.

A video of you singing a song completely out of tune in the shower. It's private and really funny. Another good one is a picture of you with a funny filter on your face that makes you look like an alien or a cartoon character.

A picture of your pet making a really goofy face. For example, if you have a dog with its tongue hanging out all the way while looking at you with crossed eyes. It's sure to make your friends laugh.

A screenshot of a really bad autocorrect fail. We've all had those moments where our phones turn a normal message into something completely ridiculous. By sharing this on your private story, you can have a good laugh with your friends about the quirks of technology.

Share a picture of your pet doing something goofy. For example, if your dog is chasing its own tail or your cat is napping in a really strange position. These cute and funny pet antics always make for great private story content.