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The Strongest Battle Pet Reincarnation of a Bard

The Strongest Battle Pet Reincarnation of a Bard

Krilo's first transmigration happens in the land of Terra. A world of monsters, strange machines, and magic where everyone is bestowed with a system from nature itself to make them stronger. He leads a peaceful life in a village of the west. Until one day, strange machines arrive and destroy everything in its path. His village is turned into war headquarters by the coalition in an effort to stand a chance against the behemoth. Until suddenly one of the major kingdoms in the coalition massacres all of the inhabitants including poor Krilo all of the sudden. Krilo then undergoes a second reincarnation that takes place in the same world as his first reincarnation. But the difference is, he is now a battlepet for a boy with a class of bard. A fighting partner for his human in the form of an animal-like creature. However, his second reincarnation results in him and his human being jailed for life for a strange reason. Doomed to death and can't seem to level up, Krilo must find a way to seek out revenge against his adversaries in his previous life. But the idea of companionship does not fit his lifestyle. Should he stick to his human companion or take extreme measures to sever the ties? Soon after his escape, Krilo comes into contact with the power of The Void. [You are destined to be the strongest] [To gain level exponentially, the host must do 3 things: a. Strike your opponent b. Absorb the natural essence of another battlepet c. Absorb the natural essence of a human] Absorbing natural essence is the equivalent of absorbing someone's life. So, Have Krilo decided what to do with his bard? Is Terra will be the same as it used to be? Meanwhile, his human companion also has a mysterious power granted to him by The Nature Creator, the one that opposes The Void. Which one will bring grace and which one will bring calamity? ================== the above synopsis mostly applies to 30+ chapter of the book. So readers should be patient reading the beginning part first. What to expect: 1. adventure 2. intense worldbuilding (western fantasy) 3. somewhat a system novel (only the stat, skill, etc) 4. weak MC 1 (krilo) in the beginning, later may be classified as overpowered. Antihero 5. smart MC 2 (Niva) 6. No harem (for now) 7. excellent but rather serious story *The novel cover does not belong to me. All credits goes to the artist.
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Share some dnd funny bard stories.
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2024-11-06 13:36
In a DND campaign, a bard entered a tavern and challenged the local drunk to a singing duel. The drunk accepted, thinking it would be easy. But the bard started using all kinds of magical enhancements to his voice and performance. He made his voice echo like there were multiple bards singing, and he added illusions of dancing animals. The drunk was so flabbergasted that he passed out from shock, and the bard won the duel and free drinks for the whole night.
Tell me more dnd funny bard stories.
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2024-11-06 13:38
A bard once tried to disguise himself as a noble to get into a fancy ball. He thought he had the act down pat, but when he opened his mouth to introduce himself, he accidentally slipped into his bardic voice and started singing his name instead of saying it. Everyone stared at him in confusion and then burst out laughing.
Share some Bard funny stories.
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2024-12-15 02:03
In a Bard funny story, Bard was creating a story about a clumsy superhero. This superhero would always trip over his cape while trying to save the day. He once flew into a building instead of rescuing a cat from a tree. His attempts at using his superpowers were more comical than heroic, like when he tried to use his laser eyes but ended up burning his own shoes.
What are the most entertaining Bard funny stories?
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2024-12-15 05:54
There is an amusing Bard story about a lost unicorn. The unicorn thought it was a horse and tried to enter a horse race. But it couldn't run very fast because it kept stopping to admire its own horn. And also, the story of a sleepy dragon. Instead of breathing fire, it would just yawn and blow out little puffs of smoke that smelled like cinnamon. These Bard stories are full of humor and fun.
Tell me some funny bard stories.
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2024-11-29 00:05
One funny bard story is about a bard who tried to serenade a princess. But he got his lyrics all mixed up and ended up singing a song about his pet frog instead. The princess was so amused that she invited him to stay and tell more of his comical tales.
Share some EverQuest funny bard stories.
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2024-11-06 17:57
One funny story is when a bard tried to charm a mob to help in a fight. Instead of attacking the enemies, the charmed mob started dancing around and playing music itself. It was hilarious as the bard was trying to control it while the rest of the group just watched in amusement.
Share some funny DND stories.
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2024-12-11 18:56
Once, my character, a clumsy wizard, was trying to cast a simple light spell in a dark dungeon. Instead of just a small orb of light, he made a huge explosion of blinding light that not only illuminated the whole area but also scared the rats so much they ran right into the goblin guards, causing total chaos.
Tell me a funny bard story.
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2024-11-19 11:23
There was a bard in a small village. He had a pet squirrel that always sat on his shoulder when he performed. One day, while singing a very solemn ballad, the squirrel suddenly stole his hat and ran off with it. The bard had no choice but to chase the squirrel around the village square while still singing, which turned the whole performance into a hilarious farce.
Share some funny DND gameplay stories.
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2024-12-16 04:33
Once, our party's bard tried to charm a dragon with his music. He started playing this really wild tune. The dragon just looked at him like he was crazy for a moment, then started to sway along as if it was enjoying the show. It was hilarious seeing this huge, terrifying dragon getting into the music instead of attacking us right away.
Share some funny paladin DND stories.
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2024-12-02 16:53
One funny paladin DND story is about a paladin who was so dedicated to his code of honor that he accidentally challenged a very old and cranky tree spirit to a duel. The tree spirit was just sitting there, minding its own business, but the paladin misinterpreted some rustling of the leaves as a threat. The duel consisted of the paladin trying to swing his sword at the branches while the tree spirit just dropped acorns on his head. It was hilarious to see the paladin getting so frustrated.
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