funny tour guide stories

In Rome, a tour guide was showing a group around the Colosseum. He was very passionate about the history but he had a bit of an accent. He accidentally mispronounced 'gladiator' as 'glad - eat - or'. The group found it so endearing and funny that they started using that term among themselves for the rest of the tour. It became like a private joke for the whole group.

There was a tour guide in a safari park. He was explaining about different animals when a monkey snatched his hat right off his head. Instead of getting mad, he made it into a joke. He told the tourists that the monkey was the new 'hat inspector' of the park and was just checking if his hat was safari - worthy. Everyone had a good laugh.

Taiping Peony Garden was located in Taiping Town, Dianjiang County, Chongqing City. It was a scenic spot integrating mountains, water, stones, flowers and bamboo. There were Taiping Lake Peony Fine Garden, Taiping Lake, Bailing Mountain Peony Art Garden, Kaizhi Peak Peony Culture Garden and other scenic spots in the scenic area. Taiping Peony Garden was famous for its natural, quaint, elegant and pleasant ecological environment. Not only could one enjoy the gorgeous peony flowers, but one could also experience the peony tourism culture. The scenic area provided a variety of attractions, such as rainbow slide, net red rocking bridge, slope roller coaster, etc. The ticket price was 50 yuan, and the group purchase price started at 23.9 yuan. The scenic area is open from 09:00 to 17:00 throughout the year. The specific transportation guide can choose high-speed rail, car or self-driving according to different departure places.

Beiyi City was located on the shore of the Qingjiang River in Zhutian Village, Liangwu Township, Icheon City, Hubei Province. It was a large-scale cultural tourist area with distinctive characteristics. The scenic area retained the ancient architectural style, such as green tiles, wooden buildings, earth walls, etc., giving people a sense of simplicity and vicissitudes. At night, the lights in the scenic area were dazzling. The beautiful scenery of the starry sky, the sea of flowers, and the tulip lamps was unforgettable. In addition, there were also scenic spots such as the Intangible Cultural Heritage Street, Happiness Avenue, Wuli Village Food City, Yicheng B & B, and Fruit and Vegetables Picking Garden, providing a rich tourism experience. The average altitude of Beiyi City was 1080 meters, the average temperature in summer was 22 ° C, and the forest coverage rate was 73%. In general, Beiyi was a tourist attraction worth visiting, providing beautiful scenery and rich cultural experiences.

You can choose to join a one-day tour from London, so you can easily go to Windsor Castle and visit other attractions. Windsor Castle was the official residence of the British royal family and one of the largest royal castles still in use in the world. There were many treasures of the British royal family in the castle, including works by masters such as Da Vinci, Rubens and Rembrandt, as well as medieval furniture and decorations. When visiting the castle, you need to go through a security check. After that, you can get a tour guide machine with a Chinese tour guide. There was also St. George's Cathedral near Windsor Castle, which was the resting place of King Henry VIII and other monarchs. Windsor Castle could be reached from London by train, which took about 20 minutes. It is recommended to buy tickets in advance to save money. A day trip to Windsor Castle could also include visiting other attractions such as Stonehenge and Bath.

The itinerary of the one-day tour of Foping was as follows: 7:00 in the morning, gather at the entrance of Foping Nature Reserve. First, they took the scenic sightseeing bus deep into the mountains and enjoyed the beautiful scenery along the way. After arriving at the Panda Valley, they could admire the cute giant pandas up close. Then, he walked through the green bamboo forest, listened to the birds and insects, and felt the tranquility and harmony of nature. After lunch, they went to the Great Stone Gate Gully to enjoy the beautiful scenery of the mountains and rivers. In the evening, they returned to the entrance of Foping Nature Reserve and ended the day's journey. The tourist experience of Foping not only allowed one to enjoy the magnificent natural scenery, but also deeply felt the concept of harmonious symbiosis between man and nature. The pandas here were lively and cute, and the bamboo forest was green and dripping.

The free travel strategy of Wuzhi Island included arriving at the Phoenix International Airport in San Ya, heading to Haitang Bay to stay in a resort hotel to relax and enjoy the sea breeze and sunshine. It is recommended to bring light summer clothes and sunblock. The itinerary could include visiting the night market, Yalong Bay beach vacation, Wuzhi Island, Nanshan cultural tourism area, shopping in the city, and bringing souvenirs on the return trip. Wuzhi Island was one of the few islands in the world without reefs or pebbles. It was also the best diving base in the country. You could also play motorboats, flying fish boats, parasol towing, and other projects. They could find a local tour guide to arrange their travel itinerary, which was more worry-free and reliable.

The cost of traveling to Xi'an was about 1000 yuan. This budget included transportation, accommodation, food and beverages, as well as tickets to some scenic spots. When planning your trip, you can choose affordable transportation and accommodation, while trying to control your dining and shopping expenses. Some money-saving techniques included planning the trip in advance, choosing budget hotels or homestays, trying local authentic food, buying coupons or package tickets to enjoy discounts, choosing local shopping centers or markets, and so on. In short, the comprehensive use of various money-saving techniques could control the cost of traveling in Xi'an and make the journey more economical.

I recommend the Peninsula Tour Guide to you. This book told the story of a young tour guide who was accidentally drawn into the forbidden area of the ancestral teachings--the foot of Mount Shu and began a thrilling journey to find demons. The plot of the book also included the female lead's experience as a tour guide in Hainan. I hope you like my recommendation.

The Peach Blossom Spring was a famous ancient fable that told the story of a village that lived in seclusion in the mountains. Here are some of the contents of the story that I have re-written as a tour guide: Welcome to the Peach Blossom Spring, a mysterious and beautiful village. Here, you can enjoy a peaceful and comfortable life and be in close contact with nature. The entrance to the Peach Blossom Land is very hidden. You need a special tool to find it. This tool was called "The Peach Blossom Land". It was a map that recorded the location and characteristics of the Peach Blossom Land. When you find the Peach Blossom Land, you can follow the map and enter the Peach Blossom Land step by step. When you enter the Peach Blossom Land, you will find yourself in a spacious mountain forest. Here you can enjoy the beautiful natural scenery, hear the singing of birds and the rustling of leaves. You can enjoy the tranquility and nature to your heart's content. In the Peach Blossom Spring, you can see many strange buildings. These buildings are built to imitate the shape of nature. For example, you can see a small house made of leaves and flowers and a maze made of bamboo. In the Peach Blossom Spring, you can also see many interesting animals such as rabbits, squirrels, butterflies and so on. You can play with them and feel their vitality. Of course, the Peach Blossom Land did not only have beautiful scenery but also many delicacies. You can taste local specialties such as Peach Blossom Spring Fish, Peach Blossom Spring Barbecue, Peach Blossom Spring Glutinous Rice, and so on. These delicacies were all very delicious and could make you linger. You can also participate in some interesting activities in the Peach Blossom Land. For example, you can dance, sing, and play basketball with the local residents. These activities can help you better understand the culture and traditions of the Peach Blossom Spring. The Peach Blossom Spring was a place worth visiting. Here, you can enjoy the beauty of nature, feel the local culture and traditions, taste delicious food and participate in interesting activities.