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Elven Encounter With A Blood Seeker

Elven Encounter With A Blood Seeker

Tired of toxic ones and seeking a dotting male lead? Want to read about a budding romance between two mortal enemies? Looking for a strong female instead of a whiny one? Well, you are in right place, let's get started. ~Excerpt~ I watched as they kissed passionately, as he undressed her body, fondling her, and making her moan. I still watched as their bodies collided, melting together, moulding into each other, moving in rhythms. But why was he watching me? Not for a second, his eyes flickered or left mine. Not even when he bit into her neck and sucked her blood. He still watched me and I did him, unwavering and unmoving as if we had been frozen in time. Treia left as he asked her to, giving me another unpleasant look as she walked past me. But, I was too engrossed in watching him as he had instructed me, I wouldn't look away because that's what he had asked me to do. When did I become so benign? Well, it was all for my mission, that's what I kept telling myself. Was that true though? Did I not feel even a single bit of pull toward this gorgeous entity in front of me? "Did you enjoy the show?" He finally asked sitting up in his bed. ~Synopsis~ Aselia was an elf whose world was ridden with many problems and strewn with species of all kinds but none was more colossal than vermins called 'Vampires' who sought blood not only for survival but also for pleasure especially from "The Elven Race." Their blood was considered superior and was relished above all by vampires. As a result, Elves were mercilessly hunted and were driven to the brink of extinction. Aselia hated Vampires with a passion. Then she met a vampire whose existence was unknown to most people. Xiran smiled at her as no vampire had ever done before. She didn't scream rainbows and he was no angel either. She was not a damsel in distress and yet he wanted to be her saviour. The man's appearance was not of a vampire and yet he drank blood. What secrets did he hold? And who exactly was he? How will he react when he will discover Aselia's deepest darkest secrets? Because she had many too. Read on to find out... ---------------------------- Thank you everyone for choosing to read my book, I am a newbie writer and I am sure you will love reading my book as much as I enjoy writing it. Leave a comment and send a power stone to show your love. Support me. Read my new book "The CEO of My Dreams Returned To Me." Follow me on Instagram and Facebook: Sunny Shumail. ----------------------------- The cover is mine.
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What are some of the most memorable funny drug seeker stories?
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2024-11-04 21:07
I remember a man who faked a limp and groaned in pain as he entered the doctor's office. He claimed to have a leg injury from a non - existent accident. But when the doctor said they would need to do some tests first before prescribing any painkillers, he suddenly 'healed' and ran out of the office.
Can you share some funny drug seeker stories?
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2024-11-04 15:30
Sure. One time, there was a guy who came into the clinic claiming he had the worst back pain ever and needed the strongest painkillers. But when the doctor asked him to describe exactly where the pain was, he pointed to his elbow. It was so obvious he was just after the drugs.
What are some of the best drug seeker stories?
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2024-12-06 01:36
One story could be about a patient who faked symptoms just to get painkillers. They would constantly complain of severe back pain, but when doctors ran tests, there was no physical indication of such pain. Another might be a person who visited multiple clinics in a short time, using different names, all in an attempt to obtain a particular drug for non - medical reasons.
Funny drug - related stories
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2024-11-22 14:18
Once, a friend of mine accidentally took a cold medicine that made him super drowsy right before an important meeting. He started nodding off during the presentation and his boss was really confused. It was hilarious in a way, but also a lesson to be more careful with medications.
Can you share some of the most interesting best drug seeker stories?
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2024-12-06 17:29
Sure. There was a patient who said they had a rare form of arthritis that only responded to a very specific and highly regulated drug. But when the doctors looked into it more closely, they found that the patient had no family history of the disease and the symptoms were inconsistent. Another story is about someone who faked a post - surgical pain for months just to keep getting opioid prescriptions.
Share some funny drug stories.
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2024-12-04 07:48
Once, my friend took some cold medicine that made him really drowsy. But instead of going to sleep, he started talking in the funniest gibberish. He was convinced he was a famous philosopher and was spouting off the most absurd 'theories' that had us all in stitches.
Are there any positive funny drug addict stories?
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2024-12-04 08:33
No. There really aren't any truly positive funny drug addict stories. While some stories might seem humorous on the surface because of the out - of - this - world things addicts do while under the influence, drug addiction is a serious and harmful condition. People's lives are being ruined, families are broken apart, and health is deteriorating.
Share some funny drug trip stories.
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2024-11-25 07:19
One time my friend took a legal herbal supplement that had some relaxing effects. He started seeing the patterns on the rug as a whole new landscape. He was convinced that he was in a miniature world and was trying to communicate with the 'tiny people' he thought were living in the rug. It was hilarious as he was making up these elaborate stories about their little civilization.
Funny drug - related stories from history
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2024-11-22 12:34
Back in the Victorian era, there were these tonics that were sold as cure - alls. One tonic was said to give you energy and improve your mood. But it turned out it had a lot of alcohol in it. People would take it and act all goofy without realizing it was mainly the alcohol affecting them. It's funny how these so - called medicinal products were sometimes just sneaky ways to get people drunk.
Tell some funny drug dealer stories.
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2024-11-14 10:21
A drug dealer once tried to hide his drugs in a hollowed - out book. But he picked the wrong book - it was a children's book about the police. When the cops searched him and found it, they couldn't help but laugh at his poor choice of hiding places.
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