webnovel

funny stock market stories

Black Market Merchant

Black Market Merchant

Several years after major nuclear wars, followed by the rise of robotic armies, have caused the world to become post-apocalyptic. The year is 2276 and Earth is now full of anarchy, corruption, and death. The rich are richer, the poor are poorer and government’s ever crueler. A lone woman carrying a large backpack, in the shape of a coffin, comes to a small post-apocalyptic town in the middle of southern Utah, whose only existence rides on the Colorado River. There is a dam which provides water, food, and transportation to the several thousand people who have been congregating in the slowly re-growing town. Many had once hoped to fix the hydroelectric station to rebuild their lives, but corruption brews. This lone woman stops at one of the bars in town and gets into a fight with some local gangsters who were mistreating a young girl outside. Causing her to become at odds with the gangs of the town. This is the instance that first roots our heroine, Lisa Cunningham, to save this town and prompted her to start growing her Black Market Empire here! However, gangs are the least of her worries! Robotic army’s, rebellion militia, mutated monsters, mad cults, competing companies, government entities and lustful men keep ogling over her all the time!! Not to mention the strange events that slowly begin to unfold around the little girl, Hanna, that Lisa had saved. Yet there is more to Lisa than gorgeous looks alone. She has come back from over 200 years ago and is learning more about what has happened while she was in cryogenic sleep. A sleep that she volunteered to do for the US military due to her cyborg body! There is so much that has changed on Earth, much of which is far from what she once remembered and now she has even more to learn. How will she be able to survive in a hostile apocalyptic world and reach her own frivolous goals to obtain great riches? Follow along now! Please Vote and leave Comments!
4.8
268 Chs
Can you share some funny stock market stories?
3 answers
2024-11-10 17:39
Sure. There was a story about a trader who accidentally bought the wrong stock. He meant to buy a well - known tech stock but misread the ticker symbol and ended up with a small, almost unknown company. To his surprise, that small company got bought out a few days later at a much higher price, and he made a huge profit.
The stock market 369
1 answer
2025-01-08 07:39
The stock market 369 refers to the phenomenon or law related to the number 369 in the stock market. We can see that some people regard 369 as the origin of the universe and believe that as long as we understand the laws of 369, we can solve the mystery of the universe. In the A-share market, some people associated 369 with the rise and fall of individual stocks, thinking that stocks with 369 might have an increase. However, this view was not clearly supported or confirmed. Therefore, there was no conclusive answer as to whether there was a real rule or meaning to the stock market 369.
What are the new stock market stories?
2 answers
2024-12-14 15:35
The new stock market stories may involve new investment trends. Maybe there's a new sector that investors are flocking to, like the emerging green energy stocks. Or perhaps it's about the experiences of individual investors who made it big or lost a lot in the new market situations.
What are the best stock market stories?
2 answers
2024-12-08 16:38
The story of Apple in the stock market is also remarkable. It began as a small tech startup. With innovative products like the iPhone, iPad etc., its stock soared. Apple not only changed the technology landscape but also provided huge returns to its early investors. It's a story of how innovation can drive stock market success.
What are the most interesting funny stock market stories you've heard?
1 answer
2024-11-10 18:32
A story I heard was about a man who thought he was investing in a coffee - related stock. But he actually bought into a company that made coffee filters for industrial use. He was disappointed at first. However, the company then got a huge contract with a major coffee chain for its filters. The stock price skyrocketed, and he made a fortune. Just shows how misunderstandings can sometimes lead to great things in the stock market.
Introduction to the stock market
1 answer
2024-09-12 10:37
The stock market situation referred to the various complex and volatile events and phenomena that occurred in the stock market, including the rise and fall of stock prices, changes in the company's financial performance, policy changes, and so on. The stock market is risky and challenging for investors because the fluctuation of stock prices is difficult to predict. At the same time, the stock market also reflected the internal laws and trends of the market economy, which had an important impact on the decision-making and supervision of the national economy.
The protagonist is the rebirth of the stock market, remembering all the previous stock market trends
1 answer
2024-08-11 04:38
If the protagonist was reborn and remembered all the previous stock market trends, the protagonist might use his previous experience and knowledge to predict the future stock market trends. The protagonist might study the past stock market trends and analyze historical data and market trends to infer the future direction. He might use statistics and mathematical methods to analyze data to find patterns and trends. The protagonist might also pay attention to various macro economic indicators such as interest rates, inflation, and the rate of joblessness, as well as political and social events such as policy changes and natural disasters to predict the changes in the stock market. The protagonist may use his knowledge and experience to manage his investment and risk to maximize returns and reduce risk. He might also seek the advice of a professional investment consultant and adjust it according to market conditions. If the protagonist was reborn and remembered all the previous stock market trends, then he might become a stock market investment expert and obtain huge stock market returns through continuous learning and practice.
What are the biggest stock market success stories?
1 answer
2024-11-27 13:12
One of the biggest success stories is Warren Buffett. He started with a relatively small amount of capital and through his value - investing approach in the stock market, built Berkshire Hathaway into a huge conglomerate. His long - term investment strategies and ability to pick undervalued stocks have made him one of the most successful investors in the world.
What are some stock market success stories?
2 answers
2024-11-06 19:14
One well - known stock market success story is Warren Buffett. He started investing at a young age and through his value - investing approach, built Berkshire Hathaway into a huge conglomerate. His long - term investment in companies like Coca - Cola has reaped massive rewards over the years.
What are some stock market horror stories?
2 answers
2024-10-24 19:55
One stock market horror story is the dot - com bubble burst in the early 2000s. Many internet - based companies had extremely high valuations with no real profits. Investors poured money into these stocks thinking the growth would be infinite. When the bubble burst, share prices plummeted. Companies like Pets.com, which had a famous sock - puppet mascot, went bankrupt. Shareholders lost huge amounts of money as the market realized these companies were overvalued.
a
b
c
d
e
f
g
h
i
j
k
l
m
n
o
p
q
r
s
t
u
v
w
x
y
z