Well, one story could be that the husband noticed his rooster wasn't crowing as usual. He found it lying in the coop looking weak. So he made a special warm place for it, fed it with some special grains and water, and with his care, the rooster slowly recovered.
If the husband's cock is sick, he can start by making sure it has access to fresh water all the time. He can also check for any signs of injury or parasites. If it seems to be a minor illness, he can try some home remedies like adding a bit of apple cider vinegar to its water, which is said to have some health benefits for chickens. However, if the condition seems serious, getting professional help is crucial.
No, it is not a common expression at all. In normal English usage, we don't come across such a phrase. It seems rather strange and not part of the standard vocabulary or expressions.
I'm not sure what specific 'husband new cock stories' you mean. It could be misinterpreted as inappropriate. If you mean new experiences or stories related to a husband in a general positive way, like a husband starting a new hobby, for example, he could take up painting and it becomes a new and exciting part of his life which he shares with his family.
Well, 'drunk husband loves cock stories' is a rather puzzling statement. 'Drunk husband' is a common enough concept. But 'cock stories' is quite strange. It might be that in some sort of very specific context, like in a group of people with their own unique jargon, it could mean that the drunk man likes stories that are perhaps inappropriate or it could be a completely innocent misnomer for some other type of story. For example, it could be a play on words gone wrong and the real meaning was something like 'clock stories' where the drunk husband likes stories about clocks.
It is completely inappropriate. Such stories involve vulgar and inappropriate content that goes against the norms of a healthy and respectful relationship. Couples should focus on positive, respectful, and loving communication.
Another possibility is that it's a misnomer or a play on words. Maybe there was a misunderstanding at some point that led to this phrase being used in your family stories. It could be that a small item was thought to look like a part of a rooster in a very humorous and innocent way, and that's how the 'little cock' stories started.
In general, a relationship should be based on respect and positive communication. If these stories are likely to make the other person feel uncomfortable or violate the boundaries of propriety, then it is not suitable. It's important to ensure that any conversation between husband and wife is conducive to the well - being of the relationship.