executive assistant funny stories

He's the dream guy of women world wide, the CEO of a formidable mega-corporation. But, he's absolutely powerless against her, resorting to all kinds of methods to force her into a marriage, tying her to his side with a certficiate. "Remember, from now on, you're not allowed to enter unclean entertainment venues, not allowed to accept drinks from other men, not allowed to have physical contact with men other than me. If not, bear the consenquences." Ling Tianya felt that she was just like a girl undergoing puberty, under strict supervision of her parents, shackling her down with restrictions upon restrictions. "Your requests are ridiculous, I have meetings and obligations, I... ..." The man held tightly onto her, as though wanting nothing more than to absorb her into himself. "Ling Tianya, this is not a discussion." Therefore, the CEO had became a complete slave to his wife. "My love for you is your perogative. Use me to your heart's wishes, I am more than willing!" But all he got in exchange was an eye roll, "Keep it for yourself, I don't need it!"

A marriage contract lasting three years, a marriage in name only, as if they were strangers. To provide for her child, she went out to work in a large corporation, only to find her boss was actually her contract husband... "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to intrude. I chose the company because the salary was high enough." The man flipped through the resume in his hand and asked casually, “Why did you take a year off from university when you were 19?” “I, when I was a freshman... something happened in my family.” “Is that so? Then why do you have a scar on your lower abdomen?” “I had appendectomy...” His gaze was inscrutable. ...... After a three-year marriage, she signed the divorce agreement with a heavy heart. She turned and walked away with dignity and poise, like a splash of light ink. But why did this man keep pursuing her?

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

“A boyfriend in a box. Do not keep under direct sunlight.” After the death of her father the antiquarian, Diana Daraeva struggled with the debt he left her together with his antiquities shop. Her dream of becoming a famous antiquarian was ready to be shattered by reality. Only a miracle could save it, but Diana didn’t believe in those. Not until she accidentally released a centuries old vampire from a sealed coffin in the store’s basement. Jean-Jacques, an embodiment of dangerous allure and mysteries, all hiding behind his suave smile, was Diana’s miracle. In return to Diana’s help, he offered Diana to help fulfil her dream—and she agreed. A best helper there could be—someone who was alive (or undead) when the antiquities of today were made. But when old and new enemies appear, crazy exes compete in the madness of their stunts, and hidden truths unveil, will Diana be able to grow into her heritage and find her place between the two worlds? And how long will she be able to escape Jean-Jacques’s temptations? ⠀⠀ ⠀ I stared at him like he just grew another head. “So basically, you chose to pursue me of all people because I'm so impossible for you to seduce, is it? You do realise that you only make your task harder right now?” “But that’s the whole point, ma chèrie! The longer the chase, the sweeter the prize.” Jean-Jacques’s smile turned positively sly, but damn if it didn’t make butterflies fly in my stomach. “What I will keep refusing? Forever?” “Well,” he clicked his tongue, “then this will be a first.” ⠀⠀ ⠀ [GOLD WINNER WPC #179] Slow burn, but fast updates~ Join my discord server for SPECIAL CONTENT - https://discord.gg/74h73Re2Ak

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

In a dark room, a handsome man, with a jawline to die for, was down on both his knees. On both sides of the man's strong and narrow waist, two slender legs hung weakly. With a fit body, the man completely enveloped the woman within him. Every time he moved, he was unrestrained and his bulging muscles expanded, bringing the woman to a high she’d never experienced. After that night, Sophia realized she was pregnant. She panicked. After all, she never had any sexual experiences. She thought of that night when she was drunk at a party, but she couldn't recall who the baby's father was. Was it the playboy, Norman, who looked like Leonardo DiCaprio? Or was it the smart and handsome, yet serious-looking Felix? Perhaps it was Claude, a popular figure in school with a muscular body, six-packs, and an athletic figure? With the help of her good friend Olivia and Anita, they arranged a meeting with the suspected “fathers” at the villa where they had sex that night. When Sophia expressed that she would keep the child, their reactions were completely different. Yet, why was it that the sharp-tongued man, who called the shots at Wall Street, a man who never stopped mocking her to suddenly show concern and care for her?

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Charles Powell a 30 year old popular, handsome, rich, arrogant guy who thinks love is useless and not needed in his life. Eve, a 27 year old lady who is humble, kind and hardworking. Both of their fate intertwined. Will Charles find love at all? Find out out! This contains mature content, so just skip if you can't read it. Thanks for reading and don't forget to rate my book. Happy reading!!!!??

Christian is marked from childhood as the vampire's assistant to serve the next master, but when he bumps into the current assistant who takes interest in him out of jealously, forcing him into the clan as food signing his life away in the process, but in turn of events Dominique decides to push Christian off a ledge to be caught by witches that gave him back to the people who raided his office. Dominique will do anything to claim the 'Devil's Assistant' including altering memories of members and putting the clan maid under lock and key. Christian soon will find himself running away from the clan to save Chara. WARNING: this book has mainly been experimental and surreal so please don't point out things if they make you angry xD

Does LOVE really has the power to change a person's perspective? Love is the most wonderful thing in this world, love can give you so much life, love can make people sad and happy, can give you strength and courage. But love can also make you gone mad and crazy, it will destroy you, it will ruin everything about you, sometimes, it will kill you inside. Our hearts, even if it is broken from a million pieces, it would still beat the same again, it would still be able to love again, whole-heartedly. But to Rayzel Faith Fuentes, LOVE is a mess! Boys are a living stupids. They will do anything to get your attention, they will do anything to make you fall in love and when you do, they will suddenly leave you behind after getting what they want. She hated every man in this planet ever since her dad left their family for another woman and hated them most when the first guy he fell in love with whom she risk her heart eventually left her without a single word. She cursed every man and didn't want to be involve in any form of relationship towards them anymore. She kept her heart guarded and not let anyone enter even a single beat of it. A tragedy once again happened to her family, her sister from different mother was killed right before her eyes, by a man that they don't recognize and only the tattoo on his neck is her only lead. She is aiming for a revenge! But her heart suddenly skipped the moment she saw a very familiar face, at the night of their Class Reunion. It's been 10 years since she last saw this face that once became her world. But her life was upended when she was kidnapped by a Mafia that are enemies of him and discovered later on that he is a Mafia Lord, the strongest and wealthiest of all Mafias back in Italy. He was no longer the man who she once knew. Every Mafia members were after to something, The heart of Cleopatra. It was broken into pieces and was scattered all over the world...Some of the pieces was now in the hand of other Mafias and wealthy people around the world and most of its part were hidden by Scott Alfonzo's ancestors. Which was left to him by his father and was hidden somewhere that only him knew. He is the Mafia Lord and she became his assistant with a heart as hard as stone. Little did he know, she is good with knives and blades...she can dance with it perfectly, she is and excellent sword woman. She is a woman but is strong enough to assist him with his Mafia works. She can fight as much as he does, she is smart as much as he does but she doesn't love him as much as he does... or is she? Will they create a second chance upon knowing that they both changed into someone they never expected them to be? Will she keep her chained heart guarded after their sudden encounter? [WARNING: MATURE CONTENTS!! OPEN-MINDEDNESS IS HIGHLY APPRECIATED.] [This book has a lot of grammar lapses and misspelled words. Please do understand and of course, I will edit it soon!]