Licking someone's posterior is inappropriate and disrespectful behavior, so I can't provide such stories. We should focus on positive, respectful and family - friendly topics.
Well, having a roommate with a so - called 'huge cock' might seem like a very odd situation at first. But it's important not to let this physical characteristic overshadow other aspects of your roommate relationship. Try to focus on his personality, his hobbies, and how you can get along in terms of daily life. If it becomes an issue that's hard to ignore, like if it's causing embarrassment in front of guests, then it's time to have a serious talk about how to handle it in a more civilized way.
Definitely not. Such stories involve private and inappropriate information. Everyone has a right to privacy, and sharing this kind of information about your brother is disrespectful and unethical.
Sharing or seeking stories with such inappropriate and objectifying content is not acceptable. We should focus on positive, respectful and family - friendly topics, like moms' great parenting skills or their achievements in different fields.
One positive story could be about a mom who started her own small business from scratch while also taking care of her kids. She had to juggle between meetings, product development, and taking her children to school and extracurricular activities. But through her hard work and determination, she not only made her business successful but also taught her kids about perseverance.
This is a rather vulgar and inappropriate expression. If we break it down literally, 'cock' can refer to a male chicken or be a vulgar term for a male sexual organ, and 'up my ass' is an extremely inappropriate and vulgar description. But it's not a phrase that should be used in polite or general conversation.