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There is a joke. Little Johnny's teacher asks, 'If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?' Little Johnny replies, 'Seven.' The teacher says, 'No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?' Little Johnny says, 'Seven.' The teacher, getting frustrated, asks, 'How on earth do you get seven?' Johnny says, 'Because I've already got a cat!' It's a simple and funny short story for kids.

Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!

Joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Short story: A little boy was at the zoo with his mom. He saw a penguin and asked, 'Mom, what's that?' She replied, 'That's a penguin, son.' The boy said, 'It looks like it's wearing a tuxedo.'

A short story - Santa was checking his list twice. He saw the name 'Bob' and said, 'Bob? I don't remember a Bob.' His elf said, 'Santa, that's your mirror.' This joke plays on Santa's forgetfulness and the unexpected twist of him seeing his own reflection. It's a quick and funny little story that can bring a smile during Christmas time.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

One joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Jokes with dirty content are inappropriate, so I can't provide them. But I can tell you a funny clean short story. There was a little boy who went to the zoo. He saw a penguin and asked his father, 'Dad, what are those things under the penguin?' His father replied, 'Those are its feet.' The little boy was confused and said, 'But they look like flippers to me!'

Joke: What's a gardener's favorite kind of coffee? Soil - brew. (A play on 'slow - brew')

Joke: Why was the gardener so busy? Because he had a lot of thyme on his hands!

Joke: The pastor told the congregation that their church was so poor it had to send their bell to the foundry. So they were having a 'no bell' service. A little boy asked, 'Does that mean it's a 'devil - may - care' service?' Story: A young girl was praying very hard for a new bike. She prayed every night for weeks. Finally, her mother told her that God doesn't just give you things like that. You have to work for them. The girl thought for a moment and said, 'Well, I'll just keep praying then because I don't know how to make a bike.'