short funny story

There was a fox who wanted to write an article about himself, so he began to write: My First Writing The first time I wrote was when I found an old notebook in the forest with many interesting stories and legends written on it. I was inspired to write a novel about an adventure. I spent a few hours writing my story. I wrote down many details, including the characters 'personalities and appearances, as well as the development of the plot. I was very excited because I could finally show off my writing ability. However, when I tried to submit my story, I found that my laptop couldn't connect to the Internet. I tried to connect to the computer and the computer, but it didn't work. I was very frustrated because I couldn't upload my story to the Internet. However, at this moment, a rabbit passed by my position and saw the story I was writing. He was very interested, so I showed him my story. The rabbit finished reading the story and said,"This story is very interesting, but I want to remind you that your writing skills still need to be improved." I was very surprised because the rabbit was a how could he look at me like that. So I asked him how to become a successful one. Rabbit told me that he spent hours every day writing his stories and then reviewing and editing them. He also told me that he had been working hard to improve his writing ability because he believed that writing was a skill that needed constant practice to improve. After hearing B. Rabbit's words, I began to realize that writing required not only creativity but also patience and persistence. So I decided to spend a few hours every day starting tomorrow to write a story and review and edit it. I believe that as long as I persevere, I will definitely become a successful one.

A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of wine. He took a sip and suddenly felt unwell. He rushed to the toilet. When he came out, he found a woman vomiting in the toilet. The man was very unhappy when he saw this scene, so he walked over and asked in a bad tone,"Why are you vomiting here?" Are you still going to vomit on me?" The woman looked up at the man and said innocently,"Who are you?" Why should I answer your question in English?" The man was stunned for a moment and thought for a moment before saying,"I'm an alien who came here to learn the human language." The woman was stunned and ran out screaming.

'The Hilarious Haunted House'. In this story, instead of being truly scary, the haunted house is full of clumsy ghosts. They keep tripping over their own sheets and accidentally scaring each other rather than the people who visit.

'The Day the Pants Rebelled'. This could be a really funny story where a pair of pants somehow gains a mind of its own and starts doing crazy things, like running away from the laundry pile or dancing around the room when no one is looking.

Joke. A joke is a very common word for a short funny story. It is usually short and aims to make people laugh by presenting an unexpected or humorous situation.

In ancient times, there was a warrior named Alexander the Great. He led his army and conquered the entire Alexander Continent. In one battle, he encountered an army decorated with gold and jewels. These troops were very gorgeous and Alexander was very afraid. However, Alexander did not give up. He launched a strategic attack and defeated the gold and jewelry decorated army in a fierce offensive. Alexander was very happy that he rewarded everyone who killed the gold and jewelry decorated army and decided to conquer these powerful enemies again in the next battle. However, in the next battle, Alexander encountered an army in tattered clothes, which was also very powerful. Alexander was shocked. He asked the soldiers,"Why are you so powerful?" The soldiers replied,"Because we have no jewels or gold. We only have courage and perseverance." Alexander laughed and decided to defeat these enemies again in the next battle. In the next battle, Alexander and his army once again launched a fierce attack on the gold and jewelry decorated army and defeated them in a fierce offensive. Alexander was very happy that he rewarded everyone who killed the gold and jewelry decorated army and decided to conquer these powerful enemies again in the next battle. However, in the next battle, Alexander encountered an army in shabby clothes. These troops were also very powerful. Alexander asked the soldiers,"Why are you so strong?" The soldiers replied,"Because we have no jewels or gold. We only have courage and perseverance." After hearing this, Alexander laughed again and decided not to use jewelry and gold to decorate his army. He led his army in tattered clothes and launched an attack on these powerful enemies. In the last battle, Alexander and his army successfully defeated these powerful enemies and ended this ridiculous historical story.

Once upon a time, a cat decided to learn how to bark like a dog. It practiced day and night. One day, it finally managed to make a sound that was somewhat like a bark. But when it barked at a passing dog, the dog just stared at it in confusion and then walked away, as if thinking 'What on earth is this strange creature trying to do?'

Funny short stories often have unexpected twists. For example, the ending might be completely different from what you expect at the beginning. They also usually have interesting characters, like a very silly or overly confident character. And they use humor in different ways, such as through wordplay or funny situations.

Once upon a time, there was a little mouse. It was so small that it could fit in the palm of a child's hand. One day, it decided to go on an adventure. It found a huge piece of cheese in a kitchen. But when it tried to drag the cheese, it was so heavy that the cheese started to roll over the mouse instead. It was a very funny sight.

Once there was a duck who thought he was a chicken. He tried to roost in the trees like the chickens did. But every time he flapped his wings to get up there, he would just fall down. One day, he saw a pond and couldn't resist diving in. As he swam around, he suddenly realized how much he loved the water and said, 'I'm not a silly chicken, I'm a wonderful duck!'