funny driver death stories

A new driver was so nervous during his driving test. When the instructor told him to turn left, he panicked and instead turned right into a dead - end street. He then got so flustered that he couldn't figure out how to back out. In the end, he failed the test in a rather comical way.

One story is about a driver who was so distracted by a really large bug on his windshield. He was swatting at it while driving and accidentally drove into a ditch. Luckily, he wasn't seriously hurt, but it was a close call that could have been much worse.

Once, our school bus driver, Mr. Johnson, was driving on a rainy day. A frog hopped right onto the windshield. Instead of getting startled, he calmly stopped the bus, got out, and gently moved the frog to the side of the road. Then he came back, wiped the windshield, and said with a big smile, 'Well, that was an unexpected visitor!'. All of us on the bus couldn't stop laughing.

I heard of a UPS driver who got lost in a new neighborhood. He ended up asking a group of dogs for directions. Of course, the dogs just barked, but it was really funny how he joked about it later, saying he thought they were trying to tell him to go left at the next corner.

Once, I saw a bad driver who was so distracted by singing along to a really loud song that he missed his turn completely and ended up in a one - way street going the wrong way. He looked so shocked when he realized his mistake.

Yes. There was a drunk man who drove his car onto a sidewalk and stopped right in front of a bench. He then got out of the car and sat on the bench, asking the passers - by if they knew where his car was. He completely forgot that he had just been driving it.

I remember an Uber driver who had a parrot in the car. The parrot would repeat everything we said, and it was hilarious.

A parrot in a zoo was known for its sassy attitude. It would mimic the zookeepers in a really funny way. One day, it just dropped dead while squawking at a visitor. The zookeepers were shocked at first but then they remembered all the hilarious moments with the parrot. It was sad, but they also thought it was kind of fitting that the parrot went out making noise and being its usual self.

I heard about a drunk driver who mistook a mailbox for a toll booth. He stopped his car in front of it, rolled down his window and started throwing coins at it while shouting 'Here's my toll!'. His friend in the passenger seat was laughing so hard he could barely tell him he was being ridiculous.

One time, a drunk driver thought his car was a spaceship. He kept trying to press buttons on the dashboard to 'launch' and was making beeping noises like a spaceship. When the police pulled him over, he asked if they were aliens coming to stop his intergalactic journey.