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Flowers Drunk Fill the Hall

Flowers Drunk Fill the Hall

In the beginning, he said, "A lowly commoner from Jiangning County? What a disgraceful status, I won't marry her!" After meeting her, he clicked his tongue, "So frail and delicate, she can't stand a blow, too weak, I refuse!" When she approached him alone, carrying the marriage book, he stood leaning on the door, grinning insolently, "Are you here to make me marry you? But this young master doesn’t want to marry young!" Upon learning she was there to annul their marriage, his face turned dark as a thunderstorm, emanating a murderous aura, "Who gave you the guts to revoke the marriage with this young master?" ... Su Rong felt, Duanhua Princess must be blind, this man was so pampered and spoiled, how was he worth dying or living for? If she had known earlier, she would have thrown the divorce letter at his face the first time she saw him. ————————————— The tender signs of spring on the delicate Hibiscus pillow, amidst the drunken flowers filling the room, unnoticed. — Su Rong. A gallant young man in fine clothes and on a steed, a single glance causes a lifetime of confusion. — Zhou Gu Your wish is my wish. I wish to have known you earlier, protect you among the aromatic chambers strewn with brocades. Tear through the illusions, cut down the thorns, with hands unstained by blood, just as pure as you were when we first met, the young and soft little girl. Your wish is my wish. I wish I had known you sooner when you were like a refreshing breeze near the moon. I dared not approach for fear of disturbing the phoenix and mandarin ducks. Praying to be the moon in the sky to cast a reflection on you, accompany you while you watch the flowers bloom in the spring and gaze at the snow in winter, each and every year at Chang'an.
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❤️Drunk on your Gothic love❤️

❤️Drunk on your Gothic love❤️

The sequel of OBSESSION TURNS INTO SWEET LOVE.... Xander Luca Romano,25 year old arrogant ,Mysterious,handsome.he was one of the eligible bachelor of Los Angeles.In his age 20 he took the title of CEO..due to some past incidents the sweet boy turned into rude which caused pure hatred towards love in his heart. Shizu Crystal,a 15 year old school girl.She was an orphan and a bubbly girl.From childhood she dreamt of her prince charming who saved her in her age 10.Unfortunately she forgot her past except his Dracula uniform for Halloween party. What will happen when she finds out the identity of her saviour after seeing him saving a puppy from road and becomes obsessed with him.Then starts chasing him everywhere.Will he feel the same for this little girl?? Will he ever give space in his heart for this little girl??? Xavier Luca Romano,25 year old..cool,calm, smoking handsome Neurologist.In his childhood he was sweet like his mom.But because of a girl he became a heartless doctor.He hated girls except his mommy and little sister. Faith Alistano,23 year old..single.half Indian half English..A Gynocologist.Sweet Calm Cute girl.Her dream was becoming a doctor like her mother.Her little heart was craving for one guy who didn't even take a glance to her. What will happen when this guy will become her life partner by family..A arrange marriage make her the obsession of a cold and rude doctor. Angel romano..The little princess of Romano..Sweet but dangerous like his dad..Pure and bubbly stubborn girl. Spano David M'culum, the professor of the most popular international university.Girls wanted to admit there to see his devilish handsome face.Calm yet Arrogant person. What will happen when this both student and teacher came closer by hate and ignorance.. #THE LOVE BETWEEN THREE COUPLES#SIX DISTINCT CHARACTERS#DANGEROUS OBSESSION WARNING: #Mature content #obsession #cruel scene..read at your own Risk..This is based on my own imagination...please don't copy.
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To The Guy I Met At The Bar I Have Your Sons

To The Guy I Met At The Bar I Have Your Sons

“Had I ever told you that I want you dead?” “What a coincidence, I want you dead too.” Kimberly Rollins and Vincent Walters are like cats and dogs, archenemies one might say. Clawing and barking is a normal thing, and they can’t bear to see each other’s face, but no matter how they don’t want to see each other, they are bound by a link that can’t be broken; Their sons. Six years ago, they had a steamy night that bore fruit. Wanting to have them alone, Kimberly refused to seek the father of her children and raised them on a country side, completely having a peaceful life while running her bakery. She got what she wants; a peaceful life. … If only she didn’t drink that day. “To the guy I met at the bar, I have your sons!” Kimberly boldly showed her children on a video which gathered thousands and thousands of views, passing from one eye to another. The video was only meant for fun. She’s confident that he won’t find them, he doesn’t even know he got her pregnant. So, he wouldn’t, would he? But the very next day, men in suits raided her bakery, an arrogant man leading them forward, demanding to see her. To her shock, Vincent was the son of a multi-millionaire and he’s in the middle of finding an heir to inherit the highest position of the company! Kimberly soon found herself in a tug of war. One wants to make the twin his heirs, while the other wants to raise them in the town and have a peaceful and simple life. So—who will win the custody of the twin? Would the two of them reach an agreement despite their conflicting ideals? Which one of them will run out of patience first and choke the other one to death?
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Tell me a funny drunk guy story.
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2024-12-11 08:58
Once there was a drunk guy at a bar. He thought the pool table was a giant bed. He took off his shoes and climbed onto it, trying to get 'comfortable'. When the bartender told him to get off, he started arguing that it was his new bedroom. Everyone in the bar was laughing so hard.
Tell me a funny drunk guy story.
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2024-12-11 07:07
There was this drunk man who tried to unlock his neighbor's car thinking it was his own. He struggled with the key for ages until the neighbor came out and asked what he was doing. The drunk guy just slurred 'It's my car, I swear!'. It was really hilarious.
Can you share another funny drunk guy story?
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2024-12-11 23:46
Well, I know of a drunk man who went to a fast - food joint. He mistook the ketchup dispenser for a microphone. He started singing into it at the top of his lungs, with ketchup squirting all over his face. The people in the restaurant were in stitches. He was so drunk that he didn't even realize what was happening until the staff gently led him away to clean up.
What are some funny things a drunk guy might do in a party?
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2024-12-11 18:26
A drunk guy at a party might try to sing karaoke but completely mess up the lyrics. He could be singing a love song and end up making it into a comical jumble of words.
Another Funny Drunk Roommate Story
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2024-12-14 09:36
There was a time when my roommate got drunk and believed that the refrigerator was a portal to another dimension. He opened and closed it several times, looking inside expectantly. He even tried to talk to the food items as if they were from another world. He said things like 'Oh, little pizza slice, tell me the secrets of your dimension'. We were laughing so hard that our stomachs hurt. It was a very memorable drunk roommate moment.
Another Funny Embarrassing Drunk Story
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2024-12-11 03:57
I went to a pub once and there was a man who got drunk and tried to challenge someone to a duel. He was using a pool cue as a sword and stumbling all over the place. His face was all red and his words were slurred. It was both embarrassing and extremely funny to watch as he made a fool of himself in front of everyone.
Another Funny Blackout Drunk Story
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2024-12-05 22:25
I knew a person who got drunk and tried to unlock his apartment with his car key. He spent a good ten minutes jiggling the key in the door, muttering about how the lock was broken. When he finally realized it was the wrong key, he just sat down in the hallway and fell asleep. His roommate found him there in the morning and couldn't stop laughing when he heard the story.
Tell a funny drunk emoji story.
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2024-11-13 01:54
There was a group of friends having a party. One of them had too much alcohol and became like the dizzy emoji 🤪. He started chasing after a little light on the floor, thinking it was some kind of magical creature. His friends tried to stop him, but he just kept running around in circles. Eventually, he got tired and fell asleep right there on the floor, still mumbling about the'magical light'.
Tell me a funny drunk story.
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2024-11-12 12:10
There was this time when a guy in our group got drunk. He tried to walk in a straight line as a bet but ended up walking into a lamppost. Instead of being embarrassed, he started talking to the lamppost as if it was an old friend, asking it how its day was. It was hilarious to watch.
Tell me a funny drunk Christmas story.
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2024-12-06 02:41
One Christmas, my uncle got really drunk. He thought the Christmas tree was a dancing partner. He started doing the waltz around it, singing very loudly off - key Christmas carols. We all just watched and laughed as he twirled around the tree, nearly knocking down all the ornaments.
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