funny court recorder stories

Yang Lujia, a sought-after, handsome, sports-driven, and seemingly perfect man with an outstanding family background was killed in a plane bombing orchestrated by his so-called pals. Before he even knew it, his soul traveled through space, and his supposed-to-be ending unexpectedly took turns. Unknowingly, he set foot into a world made up of five realms where strength matters most. Then, one day, following a mission, he started accepting disciples. [Ding! The system has discovered an S-Class Genius! System’s Fifth Ability Unlocked: Disciple Acknowledgment!] [New Mission: Recruit and acknowledge the Holy Flood Empire's S-Class Genius. The reward will be issued upon acknowledgment from both parties.] --- This is a cultivation story with an overpowered main character. Send me some gifts! It will motivate me to write more of this story. Thanks! =) *the book cover image is not mine. Started: March 13, 2022 Completed: --- Email: nathanielpluvio@gmail.com Facebook/Messenger: Nathaniel Pluvio Copyright 2022 thefirespeaks

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

In the year 556 of the Runtallian Calendar, a war broke out in the eastern frontier of the Kingdom of Runtallia between the eastern overlord, Duke Gaverone Walruse of Regalia, and the barbarian chief-thane known as Dariun Drunzelle of the Shiradonii tribe, one of the Four Great Tribes of Norsmund, a nation that borders the Kingdom, deemed to be the land of brutes and savages. As the Duke of Regalia marches with his army to defend the disputed land of Kurlon, the barbarians have taken such an opportune moment to launch another incursion near the eastern border of Regalia near the town of Flendle, with the intention of dividing his army. However, despite accepting the town and the surrounding local lords' territories as lost cause in the war in favor of Kurlon– a newly discovered territory bountiful with veins of iron and other minerals– the Duke tasks his third son, Lord Velmund Walruse, along with his retinue, the Order of the Raven Knights, to fend off the attack. Now faced with the plight of defending the border town against a 5,000-strong Norsmundi army with his few yet skilled knights, along with an ill-equipped and undermanned militia, Lord Velmund has no choice but to fulfill his duty as a noble, relying upon his wits and his few but capable retainers to survive his first battle at the tender age of sixteen summers and winters. Contrary to his timid, youthful, and innocent appearance, however, lies his sly and scheming nature, evident by his fondness of dark magical arts specializing in illusion spells. Nevertheless, he himself has no idea of what he is capable of, and what he is destined to become. Meanwhile, further east at the frontier with Norsmund, a plot hatches to ensnare the Duke within the clutches of his treacherous vassals. Not only his life is threatened by these schemes, but his sons Theo and Varus as well. With this scheme put into motion, the Duke and Velmund's siblings, Varus and Theo, would taste fate's twisted humor, with the former meeting his demise in a blaze of glory amidst the field of battle, and the latter two vanishing in incidents shrouded by mysteries. With the death of the patriarch of Regalia and his heirs' disappearance, the young lord who was initially third in line for the succession of the ducal seat became its temporary occupant. And thus, the tale of him and his court begins… CHAPTER RELEASE: January 1st at 12:00 UTC

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

50 plus years after the events of the deathly hallows, Angus Potter a descendent of Harry Potter is an American now living in Fort Worth Texas. He has retired from his military service in the magical world and is living as a Rancher and magic weapons smith. That all comes to an end one fateful night he hears loud banging at the front door of house.

Teenage earth dweller Lu Qingfeng died in a car accident and traversed to a world of cultivation. He acquired the Login Ring of "Primordial", a massive immersive online game developed by the Earth Federation two thousand years later, and travelled across primordial worlds.

Yang Yang discovered the Jade of the Life God, making him the Scion of Life. The power of Life gave him immortality, but his overwhelming life force made him a target to ghostly and demonic beings. Especially the Scion of Death, who wants nothing more than to kill him. Although, she wanted something else as well.... “Hey, darling, stop running and come to my arms.” “Hell no! I’m not ready to die!” “Life and Death are of a whole. Get over here, now!” “Nope. I don’t want to court Death!” While running away from this creepy, obsessed, stalker goddess, Yang Yang passed by the Dawn Rift World. He chose to reincarnate, became the butler of Ivory Royal House, and directly served the Second Princess. Yet, no matter how hard he tried to hide, Death will always go after Life. Nowhere in the universe is he safe from Death or crazy people. A story of Life running away from Death. (This is not my job !!! Link to the official work in the first chapter.)

Traveling to different times, universes, and stories isn't fun. Especially when you forget everything you know beforehand about the people you're going to meet. Doubly so when you have no control over said travel. Narnia was hard enough to live in, and that was made into a children's book! I shudder to think of living in any universe deemed 'mature' enough for adults. But you know? When I thought of King Arthur, I always thought of Knights in gleaming armour serving in a castle, not this military outpost! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- A/N: This is a very VERY slow burn. But don't worry, you'll be cheering them on even before they actually get together! I just need time for her to prove her strength and him to get over his mindset. That rating down there is NOT for show. Story will include descriptions of murder, period typical discrimination/bigotry, and nudity.