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My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality. In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince! “Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.” “Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!” “Your Highness the Crown Prince, it’s really not good this time! The great Crown Prince Consort threw out three explosion talismans and destroyed Noble Consort Zheng and her house!” A certain crown prince laughed madly. “Job well done! She’s truly my wife; she’s as awesome as always!” “Crown Prince, Crown Prince, it’s seriously bad this time! A beautiful man appeared in the great Crown Prince Consort’s room!” You got cuckolded again! The crown prince harshly picked up the handsome man half laying on her bed. “Who are you?” A certain consort replied with a stoic face. “I drew a deity-inviting talisman and summoned a venerable immortal of love.” “Get lost as soon as you finish fighting!” “Oh, sorry, it's easier to invite the devil in than to send him away!” I’m not leaving! Embark on this adventure of a little stoic who just wants to grow stronger and protect her family but unwittingly ends up with a merry company of troublemakers. A riveting cocktail of cultivation, zombies, and sci-fic!
4.6
3175 Chs
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

"After Gu Xin recovered from her illness, she realized that her whole family had changed. His father who was a gambling addict that once almost sold his wife and daughter, also often picked fights after getting drunk. That same father now said that he would not gamble anymore. He wanted to pick up his textbooks and take part in the imperial examinations to give the three of them a happy life. Her mother who was not just efficient, but also detailed and thorough in her work, spent her days holed up in the house, not daring to try anything adventurous. She did not even dare to light a fire and was only fierce to her daughter. That same mother was now suddenly carrying a chopper and facing off debt collectors. Her embroidery was outstanding and she was cold to others, her sister, who never cooked, no longer held the needles. She smiled more and took over all the work in the kitchen. Gu Xin felt that she was dreaming. Apart from the changes in her parents and sister, after she saved a fish, those who scolded her would fall and those who had bad intentions toward her would be unlucky. If she wanted to eat something, living things would come to her door and knock their heads against her door. Even if they were not living things, she could still find them by coincidence. Everything was so wonderful! Of course, it would be great if the young master of the Zhou Family in town did not go crazy. The young master of the Zhou family said that her parents would sell her and her sister would harm her in the future. The young master wanted to take her far away and escape from the Devil's Den. Father Gu, "Where did this little brat come from? I'm nine thousand years old and only a thousand years away from ten thousand years old. Why would I sell my precious daughter?" Mother Gu, "Get lost, you rascal. I'm a strong woman who owns a big business empire. It's not easy for me to have a daughter. Can I bear to do that?" Sister Gu, "Scumbag male protagonist, don't think that I don't know how much of a scumbag you are in your book and how you will hurt my Xiao Xinxin. Pfft!" Young Master Zhou, "How is it different from my previous life? However, no matter how different it is, I won't miss my Xinxin in this life." Gu Xin, "Have you asked for my opinion?"
4.6
2751 Chs
What could be the context of the story'mom sat on my face'? (assuming it's a non - inappropriate context)
2 answers
2024-11-13 10:55
Perhaps it was part of a magic show or a skit at home. Mom was playing the role of a clumsy magician and during the act, she was supposed to sit on a chair but instead landed on your face. It made for a really funny and memorable family moment.
Tell me some 'Mom sat on my lap stories'.
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2024-11-08 14:54
One story could be when I was little and got hurt while playing. Mom sat on my lap to clean my wound and tell me it would be okay. It was a really warm and reassuring moment.
What are some good 'Mom sat on my lap stories'?
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2024-11-08 06:41
There was a time when we were waiting for a bus in the cold. Mom sat on my lap to keep me warm. She wrapped her arms around me and told me stories to pass the time. It was a cold day outside but so warm in her embrace.
Is'mom sat her anus on my story' a common expression? If not, what could it imply?
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2024-11-17 18:20
Definitely not a common expression. It could imply that mom's actions or words were so obstructive to the story that it was as if she was using an extreme and inappropriate way to'sit on' it. For example, if the story was about a personal achievement and mom immediately started talking about her own experiences instead, it could feel like she was taking over the story in a very unappealing way.
What should I do if my friend's mom farted in my face as in the'my friend's mom farted in my face tiwster story'?
2 answers
2024-12-10 17:26
You could try to be polite and just laugh it off as an accident, although it's really hard. For example, you could say something like 'Oh, that was unexpected!' in a light - hearted way.
Can you share a story about 'mom sat on my face'? (assuming it's a non - offensive and family - friendly situation like a childhood game)
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2024-11-13 23:04
Maybe it was during a pretend - play scenario. You were playing 'hide and seek' and you hid under a blanket. Mom didn't see you clearly and sat on the blanket which was over your face. But then she quickly realized and it turned into a fun little moment.
Is it appropriate to share'mom sat on my lap on car ride' stories publicly?
1 answer
2024-12-09 02:38
No, it is not appropriate. Such stories involving family members in an overly intimate or improper context should be private and not shared publicly as it goes against social and moral norms.
Tell me the story about my friend's mom farted in my face.
2 answers
2024-12-10 03:31
Oh, that's really an embarrassing situation. Well, I don't know the exact details of your story, but it must have been quite a shock. Maybe it was an accident, like she couldn't hold it in at that moment. It's not a pleasant experience at all for you.
Tell me the 'My friend's mom farted in my face twister story'.
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2024-12-09 17:32
That's really an embarrassing and strange situation. But without more details, it's hard to say exactly what happened during this 'twister' incident. Maybe they were playing twister and in an awkward position when it occurred.
Tell the full story of'my friend's mom farted in my face tiwster story'.
1 answer
2024-12-10 21:12
Oh, that's such an awkward story. It could be that you were sitting close to her, perhaps on a small couch or in a crowded room. She might not have been aware of what was about to happen. It's really not a situation anyone would want to be in. You probably felt shocked and disgusted at first. And then it might have been difficult to face your friend or his mom again without thinking about that incident.
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