one minute funny story

A man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asked, 'Well, are you ringing?' The man replied, 'No, but I'm ding - a - ling!'

Funny one - minute stories often rely on simple but humorous situations. Like a teacher who went to class with his shoes on different feet and didn't notice until a student pointed it out. They can also play on words or misunderstandings. Another example could be a woman who thought her parrot was saying 'I love you' but it was actually saying 'I want food'.

Sure. A dog went to a telegraph office. He took out a blank form and wrote 'Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.' The clerk looked at it and said, 'There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price.' The dog replied, 'But that would make no sense at all!'.

My neighbor once decided to try to teach his old dog a new trick. He spent hours trying to get the dog to roll over. Finally, the dog just laid there and looked at him. Then it yawned really big and fell asleep. My neighbor was so frustrated but it was really funny to watch.

Once upon a time, a man went to a zoo. He saw a gorilla and started making faces at it. The gorilla got really angry and started pounding on the glass. Suddenly, the glass broke. The man was terrified. But the gorilla just calmly walked out, looked at the man and said, 'Don't worry, it was just a joke!'

There was a cat that always followed its owner everywhere. One day, the owner went to take a shower. The cat sat outside the bathroom door meowing non - stop. When the owner opened the door, the cat looked at him as if to say 'You left me alone for too long!' It's a really cute and funny one - minute story.

There was a small boy named Tom. Tom had a pet turtle. One day, Tom put on his turtle's shell like a backpack and pretended he was a turtle too. He crawled around the garden. His mother saw him and couldn't stop laughing. Tom then told his turtle all about his adventure as they shared a plate of lettuce for lunch. It was a very funny five - minute adventure for Tom.

There was a little girl named Lily. She had a magic hat that she found in her attic. When she put it on, she could talk to animals. One day, she put on the hat and went into the garden. A squirrel came up to her and said it was looking for its acorns. Lily decided to help. But every time the squirrel showed her where it thought the acorns were, there were just stones. Lily would giggle and say, 'You must have a very bad memory, Mr. Squirrel!' This went on for about 5 minutes. Finally, they found the acorns under a big leaf. The squirrel thanked Lily and she went back inside, happy with her little adventure.

Online platforms like Reddit have dedicated communities where people share their one - minute funny short stories. For example, the subreddit 'r/shortfunny' is a great place to start. Also, some blogs that are centered around humor often post such stories. You can also check out some children's storybooks, as they sometimes contain really cute and funny short stories that can be told in a minute or so. These can be a great source of quick humor.

Sure. Here's one. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor looks at him and says, 'Well, sit on the couch and we'll talk about it.' The man says, 'I can't. I'm not allowed on the couch.'