I don't actually know the specific 'funny squirrel church story'. It could be about a squirrel that somehow got into a church and created a comical chaos, like running up and down the pews or stealing the communion wafers.
Maybe the squirrel mistook the church bell for a mating call. So it kept running around the church trying to find the source of the 'call', much to the amusement of the people inside.
There was a squirrel in my backyard. It was trying to jump from one tree branch to another. However, it miscalculated the distance and instead of landing on the branch, it landed on a big, fat bird that was resting there. The bird was so startled that it flew away with the squirrel still clinging to it for a few seconds. The squirrel finally let go and fell back into the tree, looking a bit dazed but still ready to continue its adventures.
There was this squirrel that decided to take a shortcut across a pond. It thought it could jump from one lily pad to another. But it misjudged the distance and ended up falling into the water. It flailed around for a bit, and then managed to swim to the edge, looking all wet and bedraggled, and with a look on its face that seemed to say 'Well, that didn't go as planned!'. It then shook itself off and scurried back into the trees.
There was this Easter when the choir had prepared a special song. Right in the middle of their performance, a bird flew in through an open window. It perched on the cross at the front of the church. The choir members were so distracted that some of them started laughing. The congregation joined in, and the choir had to start the song all over again after the bird finally flew out.
Once I saw a squirrel trying to steal a big walnut from a bird feeder. It climbed up the pole but got spooked by a sudden noise and ended up dropping the walnut and running away in a panic. It was really hilarious.
Once, during a church service, the pastor was preaching about Noah's Ark. A little boy in the front row suddenly stood up and asked very loudly, 'Pastor, did Noah have to shovel all the poop?' Everyone burst out laughing.
There was a family in the church. The dad volunteered to be in charge of the church barbecue. He was so excited to show off his grilling skills. But when it came time to start cooking, he realized he had forgotten the main ingredient - the burgers! Everyone had a good chuckle as he rushed to the nearest store to get them.
Well, in my church family, there was this one family. They were always very punctual for services. One day, they got their days mixed up and showed up at the church on a Tuesday thinking it was Sunday. They were so embarrassed when they realized their mistake, but it became a running joke in the church community.
Once I saw a squirrel in the park. It was running up and down a tree trunk so nimbly. It found a big acorn and then quickly scampered away to its nest. It was really cute to watch.