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Accident Prone

Accident Prone

Elizabeth (aka Liz): an attractive young lady, smart, career-driven, self-sufficient, wants to save the world (one surgery at a time). Maximilian (aka Max): hot, smart, rich, playboy, who loves to party! What happens when Liz and Max meet due to an accident? Their personalities are clashing but persistent accidents keep pulling them together. An accident: an event that happens by chance or that is without apparent or deliberate cause. ... Mature content! 18+ … Excerpt from the story... Max was confused. "Aren't you appalled by my words? Offended? Why are you still here and not running to your place?" Liz shrugged. "Last night you promised no lies. And I hope that you are comfortable enough with me to say what is on your mind. No matter if you are gay or not, the fact that I feel safe with you will not change. Unless you do something to prove me wrong." Max was surprised by this logic. But then he remembered the deal they made: he will not lie, no games and he will treat her with respect… and she believes him. "You want to know what is on my mind?" He decided to try his luck: "I want to kiss you." Liz frowned for a second while thinking about how to respond. Then she craned her neck and pointed at her cheek. "Here." Max was not sure if he should laugh or cry. "That is not the kiss I was going for." "That is the only one you will get. Take it or leave it." Max is not silly to miss an opportunity. "I will take whatever you are willing to give me." ... This is a heartwarming story that will make you all warm and fuzzy while you laugh and sigh... --- Thank you for reading! ***** I own the cover. ***** Check out my other novels: - "Is this Destiny?" - "Amara - Reunion" - "The Supreme Alpha" - "The Alpha's Bride"
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Can you share some funny accident and emergency stories?
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2024-12-08 05:32
Well, a man ran into the emergency room yelling that he was bitten by a snake. The doctors were all on high alert. But when they examined him, they found out it was just a little garden snake that had given him a tiny nip. He was so scared that he had imagined the whole thing to be much worse than it was.
Can you share some funny accident emergency stories?
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2024-11-12 22:14
At a ski resort, a beginner skier accidentally took the wrong slope. He ended up on an advanced run and was panicking. As he was trying to stop, he crashed into a big snowman that some kids had built. The snowman exploded, covering him in snow. He was fine though, just a bit embarrassed, and the kids thought it was hilarious.
What are the most memorable funny accident emergency stories you've heard?
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2024-11-13 00:19
I heard about a woman who was at a concert. She got so excited that she jumped up and her high heel got stuck in the seat in front of her. When she tried to pull it out, she lost her balance and fell into the aisle. Fortunately, there were kind people around who helped her up and even found a way to free her heel. Everyone had a good laugh about it later.
Share some funny emergency shit stories.
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2024-11-13 11:27
One time, my friend had an emergency when his dog ate his homework right before he was about to submit it. He ran around the house trying to find any scraps left, and the dog just sat there looking innocent. It was so funny seeing him all panicked.
What are the most hilarious accident and emergency stories you've heard?
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2024-12-08 15:46
A man once came in because he thought he was having a heart attack. But it was just because he ate a really spicy burrito and his chest was burning. He was so worried though. The doctors had a good laugh after they figured out what was really going on. He left feeling a bit sheepish.
Share some true funny emergency room stories.
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2024-11-26 04:34
A woman rushed into the emergency room holding a pot. She said a spider had jumped into it while she was cooking. She was so scared that she ran all the way to the ER with the pot. The nurses had a good laugh when they saw there was just a tiny harmless spider in it.
Are there any funny lapsitting accident stories?
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2024-11-21 02:21
Sure! There was a time at a picnic when a toddler was sitting on grandpa's lap. Grandpa was trying to open a can of soda and it fizzed all over. The sudden movement made the toddler slide a bit on his lap, which was really funny.
Can you share some funny emergency department stories?
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2024-12-08 07:54
There was this patient who rushed in thinking he had a broken arm after falling off his skateboard. But when the doctor examined him, it turned out he just had a really bad bruise. The way he was dramatically describing his 'broken arm' was hilarious. He was like 'I can feel my bones crunching!' when in reality it was just a bit of swelling.
What are some of the most memorable funny emergency department stories?
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2024-12-06 01:42
Well, I heard about a man who came in with a fishhook stuck in his nose. He was fishing and when he cast his line, the hook somehow ended up in his nose. He looked so comical when he walked in, and the doctors had a tough time removing it without causing more pain.
Can you share some funny bathroom emergency stories?
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2024-12-02 09:39
There was this one time in a public bathroom. A little boy thought the hand dryer was a magic portal and put his head in it. His hair got all messed up and he started crying because he thought he was stuck. We all had a good laugh when his mom finally rescued him.
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