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The Goddess of Wisdom and creation (unedited and discontinued version)

The Goddess of Wisdom and creation (unedited and discontinued version)

Update:The finished version of this book is my other book with the same name. Somehow I ended up with two books. If you would like to read this book for free you can type in the name and click the one that says updating. If you have read some of this book you will unfortunately have to start from the beginning because half way through I changed a few things and now that I have a second book to go with this book I can’t stick with this version. I really do apologize and I hope that you will give both of my books a try since they are free. Also this is a dark war and romance book so reader’s discretion is advised. Mazaya(masaya) is the goddess of wisdom and creation she's anything but normal. she's emotionally unstable because She holds too much power. She's the only God that was born with a dark god and light God parent. It was never heard of before her. So that explains why she is the most powerful God in existence. Right? Not really because nothing is as it seems. Gods are manipulating each other left and right to prevent complete control. Things you think you know turn out to be a spell caused to protect the world. The only truth is the what they are living now. The past could be lies and there's only one way to find out the truth, to go along Mazaya's journey. One thing is true though She only has one weakness and when the most powerful Gods find it out they work to exploit it so they can control everything. The person who possesses her rules all. Will Mazaya be a pawn in this war against Gods or will she be able to free herself from some of the most ruthless Gods in existence. It' starts off slow but once you get into it it heats up and gets intense. nothing is as it seems in a world full of the most powerful gods. There will be sex scenes and at times it will seem out of there but this is a world of Dark Gods not weak mortals. And what is the way to ones soul? sex and manipulation. Don't be offended by how out of there this book can get. I was trying to be realistic. If a completely dark God was anything but what a dark God truly is would it be real. The light Gods are good Gods and you see it. But there's manipulation everywhere. This is a Dark Gods novel. Only a few Gods are based off of mythology this is a world I created and copy righted myself. (Warning turn back if you are looking for a happy ending. I can't promise that evil will not come out on top. This is war between gods so anything can happen. Conflicts will be high and anything can happen. worlds may be destroyed, important characters may die. read at your own risk because Mazaya is the only God that I can say for sure is completely immortal).
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The wealthy daughter breaks through the situation with wisdom

The wealthy daughter breaks through the situation with wisdom

Standing in the Aristocratic Circle New to the Aristocratic Circle and Subjected to Bullying After crossing over, Dai Shi Ya found herself in a hostile aristocratic family. The housekeeper, Liu, treated her poorly, arranging for her to stay in the servants' quarters and providing her with servant uniforms as "daily clothes." The other servants also held prejudices against her due to her status, making life difficult for her at every turn. Faced with these difficulties, Dai Shi Ya did not choose to confront immediately but decided to take the initiative to try to integrate into the family. She began to help in the kitchen, learning various domestic skills. Although her efforts did not immediately win the recognition of everyone, she gradually won the respect of some of the servants. Shining at the Family Dinner In order to establish herself in the family, Dai Shi Ya decided to take advantage of the family dinner. She meticulously prepared for various aspects of the dinner, including venue layout and menu design. At the dinner, she encountered multiple difficulties from her cousin Dai Yue. Dai Yue first tried to prevent her from attending the dinner by soiling her dress, and then attempted to embarrass her by making her perform piano in front of everyone. However, Dai Shi Ya used her intelligence and skills to defuse the crisis and showcased her embroidery talent and "mind-reading" skills at the dinner, winning everyone's admiration and changing the attitudes of the family elders towards her. Resolving Crises and Consolidating Her Position At the birthday party of the Dai family patriarch, Dai Shi Ya once again became the focus of attention. She not only put in a lot of effort in the preparation process but also skillfully handled various unexpected situations at the party. She exposed Dai Yue's malicious acts of spreading rumors behind the scenes, causing Dai Yue to be embarrassed in front of everyone, while also gaining the recognition and support of the family elders, further consolidating her position in the Dai family. Handling Family Affairs Dai Shi Ya gained the trust of the Dai family patriarch and was asked to handle some family affairs. She took over a land project that had been abandoned for many years and, through her own efforts, resolved a series of issues in the land development process, including the breakage of the capital chain and the resettlement of residents. In the process of handling the land project, she also discovered some clues about the late wife of the Dai family patriarch, which brought her closer to the patriarch and also aroused Dai Yue's jealousy and resentment. Business Competition and the Test of Friendship Business Conspiracy and Counterattack Dai Shi Ya's rise within the family aroused the jealousy and dissatisfaction of some people, making her a target of business competition. The collateral branch of the Dai family, including Dai Qiang, spread rumors behind the scenes, trying to tarnish her reputation and undermine her position in the family. Dai Shi Ya was not knocked down by these rumors. She exposed the conspiracy of Dai Qiang and others through her intelligence and investigative skills, and successfully counterattacked them at the family meeting, maintaining her reputation and position. Friendship Crisis and Resolution Dai Shi Ya's good friend Wei Qing was implicated in her business competition. Wei Qing was threatened by Zhao Lei, forced to distance himself from Dai Shi Ya, and betrayed her in some business affairs. Dai Shi Ya did not give up on Wei Qing. She investigated the truth through her own efforts, exposed Zhao Lei's malicious acts, successfully resolved the friendship crisis with Wei Qing, and also freed Wei Qing from Zhao Lei's threat.
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Funny wisdom teeth removal stories
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2024-12-01 15:19
My sister had her wisdom teeth removed and she had a very strange reaction. She thought she was a famous chef. Right after the procedure, she started giving detailed instructions on how to make a five - star meal, using imaginary ingredients. She was waving her hands around as if she was in a big kitchen. When we showed her the video later, she couldn't stop laughing at herself.
More funny wisdom teeth removal stories
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2024-12-02 10:29
A guy I know thought he was a dog after his wisdom teeth removal. He was crawling on all fours and barking at people. His family was both amused and a bit worried at first, but then they just decided to record the whole thing. Later, when he saw the video, he was so embarrassed but it was really funny for everyone else.
What are some wisdom teeth removal funny stories?
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2024-12-14 08:07
Well, my friend thought she could talk clearly right after the removal. But she mumbled like a baby trying to say 'I want ice cream' and it came out as 'I wab ice cweam'. It was hilarious.
Can you share some funny wisdom teeth stories?
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2024-12-14 14:10
Well, I once heard about a girl who got her wisdom teeth removed. When she woke up from the anesthesia, she started speaking in a really strange accent, like she was from a completely different country. It was hilarious and lasted for a couple of hours until the drugs fully wore off. She kept asking where her 'teef' were.
Are the last teeth wisdom teeth?
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2024-12-17 12:44
Yes, the last teeth were wisdom teeth. Wisdom teeth were the last teeth in a human's permanent set of teeth, and also the third molars. Wisdom teeth usually erupt between the ages of 16 to 25, but there are individual differences. Some people may have their wisdom teeth erupt earlier or later. Due to the lack of space in the jaws of modern people, wisdom teeth were often impacted, leading to various oral problems. Therefore, in most cases, wisdom teeth need to be removed to avoid complications.
Are the permanent teeth and wisdom teeth the same?
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2024-12-31 00:14
Yes, permanent teeth and wisdom teeth were the same thing. Permanent teeth were the common name for wisdom teeth, which meant that they had grown up. Wisdom teeth referred to the four third molars in the innermost part of the human mouth, one on each side. Wisdom teeth usually start to grow at the age of 16 or later, and the time of eruption varies from person to person. Some people might start to show their wisdom teeth later, maybe until the age of 20 to 22. Some people would not grow wisdom teeth, but this was normal. Therefore, the permanent teeth and wisdom teeth were different names for the same tooth.
Adult Stories about Wisdom Teeth Removal
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2024-12-02 16:41
One of my adult experiences with wisdom teeth removal was quite nerve - wracking. I was really scared before the procedure. But the dentist was very kind and explained everything step by step. The actual removal wasn't as bad as I thought. I just felt a bit of pressure. After that, I had to follow a strict diet of soft foods for a while. I ate a lot of mashed potatoes and yogurt.
What are some of the best wisdom teeth stories?
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2024-11-24 09:11
There was this guy I knew who was really scared about getting his wisdom teeth out. He kept postponing it. But when he finally did it, he was amazed at how quickly it was over. The dentist was really good and made him feel at ease. He told me that his biggest worry was the stitches, but they healed really fast. He also got some really cool post - operation care instructions that he shared with me, like which foods to eat and how to keep the area clean without irritating it.
Share some wisdom teeth horror stories.
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2024-11-11 16:15
My friend's wisdom teeth horror story is that one of her wisdom teeth grew sideways. When the dentist tried to extract it, it took a long time. There was a lot of bleeding during the process and she ended up with a severe infection afterwards. She had to take antibiotics for a week and deal with constant pain in her jaw.
Can you share a really funny wisdom teeth removal story?
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2024-12-15 07:18
My neighbor had an interesting experience. After the removal, he was given some instructions. But because of the anesthesia, he thought the doctor was speaking a foreign language. He just nodded along and then later tried to follow the wrong instructions, like trying to put the gauze in his ear instead of his mouth. It made us all laugh.
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