funny warrior cats stories

Max always wanted a more exciting life, and after being reincarnated into the far future and a Galaxy in constant war, his wish was granted. Discovered to have a high compatibility with his new world's Technological System, he was drafted as a child into training to become one of their elite Mecha Pilots, the heroes of the Kingdom who face down even the mightiest of threats from inside giant Mecha, wielding the mightiest of weapons known to mankind. All he has to do is prove himself worthy. https://discord.gg/hxTpqZQtKN

"Let go of that kitty cat!" A shooting star whizzed through the sky, causing countless super powers to appear on Earth. However, the main characters that awaken during this phenomenon aren't humans, but cats... During this event, this same thought appeared in the minds of countless cats: "Am I a god?" Zhao Yao, an ordinary human, is the only person that can control these super cats. Zhao Yao: "Am I a god?" ……………… TL's Intro： Zhao Yao, the protagonist of the story, is the most ordinary man you could possibly imagine. Since graduating from college, he had been engulfed by his bureaucratic workplace and its toxic environment. To make things worse, he has neither a car, money nor a girlfriend. The only silver lining was his fat and lazy cat, Matcha, which provided a semblance of company and friendship. However, things were about to change drastically for Zhao Yao and Matcha. One shooting star will transform their lives into anything but ordinary.

Three years ago, he got into serious trouble for a woman's sake and ended up serving a three-year sentence. Three years later, he returned triumphant, only to find that the woman had sided with their enemies, and his closest friend had been ruined. In life, simplicity reigns: with the sky above, the earth below, brothers in the heart, and the beloved in the embrace, one needs nothing more. Yet, life is not always simple: facing obstacles from gods and buddhas alike, he vows to conquer all challenges across three thousand worlds. Nothing can stand in his way!

Jack traveled to the earth a thousand years later and found that this place was no longer the original social system! Only strength could survive! As a low-level warrior, how could he change his fate? Ding Dong! Talent replication system awakened! The ice talent copied successfully! The recovery talent copied successfully! Ding Dong! Discovered the special talent swords return to the sect! Copy! Discovered the increase in special talent abilities! Copy! However, when Jack successfully entered the Kaya Warrior Academy, he discovered there are so many mysteries in the world! Perhaps after opening these mysterious veils, he would be able to understand the true meaning of the world! Thus, he would become the unique king of this world!

Shangguan Linlang was born into a military family and acquired formidable martial arts skills at a young age. She had a rather fiery personality, and her illustrious military achievements made the Royal Family quite wary of her. In the end, she was sealed away by her deeply beloved fiancé—the Monarch of Yulong Country, Han Ziye—using a forbidden sealing magic. Having just been enthroned as Empress for less than a day, Shangguan Linlang fell into a deep slumber. She thought she would never see the light of day again, but, by a stroke of fate, she was discovered and released by a modern archaeologist, Shangguan Zifeng. The Empress decided to avenge her former disgrace. She went to great lengths to return to ancient times to settle scores with the traitor, Han Ziye. Before the Empress could find him, she herself attracted the attention of the Lord of Demon City—the CEO rumored to have a hand in both the lawful and the underworld, Xuanyuan Wuji. "Who are you people to act so presumptuously before me?" Xuanyuan Wuji's casual scrutiny infuriated Shangguan Linlang, and in a fit of anger, she assumed the posture of the Empress once again. "I am Xuanyuan Wuji. I hope to receive your guidance in the future," Xuanyuan Wuji said, a faint smile on his lips.

A universe of elemental magic and beasts. Toz is born with the power to acquire the same element as a cat he establishes a bond with. On a journey to explore the universe, Toz picks up cats and enemies while treading on the path to becoming a peerless elemental mage. Who also happens to use a sword. The story begins with Toz setting out for adventure and exploration with his first two cats, Nil and Lucy. And then stuff happens. *** Disclaimers: MC is pretty nonchalant about people he doesn't know. Close to being coldhearted but not a complete psychopath. The main story only acts in the background in the beginning and isn't even mentioned in the synopsis, but it plays a major role later on. Kind of. A bunch of chapters at the beginning of the novel are pretty rough, but it gets better.

[Warning: Mature content] {BOOK 1 OF THE BOOK SERIES, ALLURE OF THE DARK} {BOOK 2: PREY TO THE DEMON KING}  "You're right feisty princess, what fun will it be if it was forced? It'll be more delighting if you gave it willingly." He whispered darkly.  "I would never give myself willingly to you!" She snapped.   "We'll see about that feisty princess." He drawled in a low tone as his crimson eyes glinted with dark amusement and a mixture of devilishness. --------- When Rama, a fierce queen encounters her greatest rival, the vampire king, it is apparent death is sealed on her, but when the vampire King changes his mind and instead seizes her as his captive to torture her for her defiance, the fate of Rama is obscure and her future as her Rival's prisoner is sealed but unforeseen. Rama finds herself ensnared in the cold, unforgiving clutches of Draco, the ruthless vampire king. As captive and captor collide, the lines between predator and prey blur, unveiling a world where forbidden desires intertwine with the mysteries of Draco's dark existence. In the nocturnal embrace of Draco's realm, Rama discovers a desirable undercurrent that challenges her very essence. Unraveling the enigma of Draco's secrets, she is drawn into a dance of power and passion, where every step she takes is both unpredictable and inevitable. Rama, once a beacon of strength, now navigates a treacherous path fueled by both defiance and a lingering allure she cannot deny. She walks down the obscure path of sinful temptation, steamy romance and burning hot desires led down by the alluring devil and her immortal enemy, will she be able to resist this alluring devil or will she succumb to his dark and enigmatic world as he lures her with his wicked charms? The devil takes the warrior queen captive, but his sadistic pleasure is not satisfied to its peak, soon, he desires total captive of her body, mind and soul, but what if he captures something else both of them never predicted, something not even the seers could have foreseen? Disclaimer: Book cover is not mine. //////// I'm a newbie author, please support the book if you want to see more of my stories in the future XD {Volume 1 and 2 of this book are complete, Volume 3 is ongoing, support the book for Volume 4, sneak peak: Volume 4 is all centered on their offsprings} Ps this is a slow burn romance novel, very slow.....Read and enjoy

Li Yong adalah bocah yang bernasib malang. Sejak dilahirkan, dia tidak pernah mengetahui siapakah kedua orang tuanya. Dia dibuang begitu saja. Entah karena apa alasannya. Sebab hingga sekarang, dia sendiri belum mengetahui secara pasti. Saat itu usianya masih kecil. Untunglah langit mengulurkan tangannya. Pada detik-detik penentuan antara hidup dan mati, tiba-tiba ada sebuah tangan yang terjulur kepadanya. Tangan itu sudah keriput, bahkan kotor oleh debu-debu yang menyesakkan nafas. Ternyata tangan itu milik seorang kakek tua. Li Yong tidak tahu siapa kakek tua itu. Yang dia tahu hanyalah bahwa kakek tua itulah yang kemudian merawatnya seperti kepada cucu sendiri. Bahkan dia juga yang memberikan nama Li Yong kepadanya. Nama itu diambil dari marga Li milik kakek tua yang diketahui bernama Li Beng tersebut. Semenjak saat itu, Li Yong terus tinggal bersama Kakek Li Beng. Keduanya benar-benar akrab, seperti akrabnya hubungan keluarga. Siapa pun pasti tidak akan ada yang menyangka bahwa mereka sebenarnya tidak ada ikatan darah sama sekali. Namun sayang sekali. Semua itu tiba-tiba berubah ketika musibah menghampiri mereka berdua. Kakek Li Beng dibunuh secara sadis oleh perampok-perampok yang tidak punya hati nurani. Untunglah pada saat itu, Li Yong berhasil menyelamatkan dirinya. Kematian Kakek Li Beng telah membuat Li Yong terpukul. Dia tersiksa lahir batin. Hingga pada akhirnya, bocah itu memutuskan untuk pergi ke tempat yang sangat jauh. Namun sepuluh tahun kemudian, di jalan dan di desa yang sama, tiba-tiba muncul seorang pemuda misterius. Wajahnya angkuh dan dingin, kedua bola matanya kelabu. Siapa pun bakal mengetahui kalau dia adalah orang yang menderita penyakit batin dan selalu merasa kesepian. Pemuda yang dimaksud itu bukan lain adalah Li Yong. Ya, memamg dia. Namun Li Yong yang sekarang, telah berbeda jauh dari Li Yong sepuluh tahun silam. Sekarang dia telah menjelma menjadi seorang pemuda yang gagah perkasa. Ilmu silatnya sangat tinggi. Tiada seorang pun yang mengetahui sampai di mana taraf kesempurnaan ilmunya. Kematangan dari penguasaan setiap jurusnya juga tidak perlu diragukan lagi. Kemunculannya ke dalam dunia ramai membawa sebuah tekad. Li Yong ingin mencari pelaku yang sudah membunuh Kakek Li Beng sekaligus mencari jati dirinya sendiri. Dia pun ingin menjadi seorang pendekar yang membasmi kejahatan.

In my previous life, I joined a gang and became the most notorious fighter who killed my enemies with knives. Then I died and got reincarnated. In this life with magic and monster, I have the talent to be both a magician and a warrior. Using the two classes, I will become the strongest. Maybe. I will try a bit in looking for the reason why I got reincarnated here as well. Because I know that it was my master who taught me how to kill in my past life who reincarnated me into this world.

Seluruh keluarganya dibunuh tepat di depan mata. Bertekad membalaskan dendam mereka semua, Aarav harus mengalami pelatihan yang sangat berat. Tidak memiliki kekuatan istimewa, Aarav hanya bisa berharap pada tekad besar yang dia miliki. Walaupun harus melewati rintangan yang sangat sulit, sedikit pun rasa menyerah tidak pernah dia pikirkan. Apalagi dengan keadaan ekonomi yang sangat buruk. Hal itu menjadikan dia sebagai orang yang selalu ditindas di dalam Akademi. Namun, Aarav tidak pernah menyerah dan terus melangkah ke depan. Terutama untuk mewujudkan ambisi yang ada di dalam hatinya Hingga akhirnya, Aarav mengetahui siapa dalang di balik penyerangan terhdap desanya. Hingga membuat kebencian tersebut semakin besar. Akankah Aarav berhasil menjadi kuat dan membalaskan kematian kedua orang tuanya?