funny golf jokes and stories

Here's a joke. A golfer is in a rough patch on the course. His ball is right next to a big ant hill. He goes to hit the ball and completely misses. His friend says, 'You missed!' He replies, 'No, I was just practicing my putt on the new green.'

Here's one. A golfer sliced his ball into a field of cows. As he was looking for it, he noticed one of the cows chewing something. He walked up to it and said, 'Hey, that's my ball you've got there!' The cow just looked at him and mooed. Golf can have some really funny and unexpected moments like this.

There's a classic golf joke. A man is teaching his wife to play golf. She takes a swing and the ball goes way off to the left. He says, 'That's okay, dear, you're just opening up your stance a bit too much.' She takes another swing and the ball goes way off to the right. He says, 'Now you're closing your stance too much.' On her third swing, the ball goes straight into a nearby pond. She turns to him and says, 'Well, at least I'm consistent!' This joke shows the different experiences between beginners and more experienced golfers, and how we can find humor in the learning process.

Another joke. What's an IT expert's favorite place? The space bar. Because it's always so spaced out.

Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!

There was this hunter who thought he was a great tracker. He followed some tracks in the snow for hours, thinking he was about to find a huge bear. When he finally found the 'creature', it turned out to be his own dog who had been wandering around in the woods all morning.

Another joke is: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY. This is a pun as we often think of a key as something that unlocks or is important, and in this case, the 'turKEY' is made to seem like the most crucial part of the Thanksgiving dinner in a funny way.

Here's a joke. Why is rugby like a tea bag? Because it's only strong when it's in hot water! Hahaha.

Here is a joke. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience.

Here's one. A doctor says to a patient, 'You're obese.' The patient says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor replies, 'Okay, you're ugly too.'