3 sentence funny stories

A: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. B: She looked surprised.

I'm an innocent little boy. I only watch cartoons. 2 It's not that I don't want to be a lady, but life has forced me to become a shrew. If I die, the first thing I'll say is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts. If I die, my second sentence is: I hope my family and friends can live well. It's not that I don't want to lose weight, it's just that my weight is not within my tolerance range. If I die, my third sentence is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts anymore. It's not that I don't put on makeup, it's that cosmetics don't have the ability to make me handsome. If I die, my fourth sentence is: I hope my family and friends can live well. It's not that I don't like a wide range of things, but I can only love one. If I die, my fifth sentence is: I hope my family and friends can live well and give them a better future.

I'm a, I'm a fat man, I'm a fat man! Once the two of them fell, no one could pull them back. Give me a chance and I will make you the most handsome man in the world. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, but life has forced me to be a shrew. It's not that I'm obsessed with legends, it's just that legends are too beautiful.

I'm a fan of online literature. Not only can I answer questions about novels, but I can also tell jokes!

A: I'm on a whiskey diet. B: I've lost three days already.

I woke up in the middle of the night. My teddy bear was sitting at the edge of my bed smiling at me.

A cat walked into a bar. The barman said, 'We don't serve cats.' The cat said, 'I'm not here for a drink, I'm here to use the Wi - Fi.'

A man goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.' The doctor replies, 'Have you seen a ophthalmologist?' The man says, 'No, just spots.'

I woke up to find a handprint on my window. It was on the inside.

There was a little fish. It dreamed of flying. One day, a seagull picked it up and it got a very short flight experience.