funny super bowl stories

In the magnificent interstellar era, mankind has finally developed teleport technology, but when trying to teleport, they are not sent to the future, the past, or any land known to men... This mysterious space is called God’s Sanctuary, where lived numerous unknown creatures. Here, humans will make the greatest leap in their evolution to create the most glorious epoch in history. "Sacred-blood creature black beetle killed. Beast soul of sacred-blood black beetle gained. Eat the meat of sacred-blood black beetle to gain 0 to 10 geno points randomly."

She was born into an affluent family, but she was swapped at birth and got a different life. She grew up in a village. Just as she got the opportunity to transform her life, it got taken from her, and she was forced into a marriage to trade for a marriage for her mentally-challenged big brother. In the end, she died tragically. Gu Yan thought that if she could be reborn, she would make those who had bullied and insulted her regret everything! After being reborn with a superpower, her life became quite different. “With both the medical skill and the superpower, wastrels, shiver for me!” “Also you, handsome boy, I saved your life; shouldn’t you pledge to marry me?” Lu Ye smiled naughtily. “Of course. Just tell me, Yanyan, how many times do you want me to pledge per night?”

"He is the entertainment king who is in charge of everything. Been single for years, he had zero scandal. One day, a woman and a girl turned his life upside down. The little cutie held him tight, not letting go. ""Handsome uncle, you look very much like the daddy I have lost for many years!"" Huo Yunshen felt depressed. “Me? Daddy?!” The little cutie proudly pulled her mommy over, ""Mommy, I have found a long-term meal ticket for you, handsome and gullible."" Xu Xiyan smiled at the elegant man. Recalling the accident five years ago, his face sank. ""How dare you steal my DNA?"" She laughed. ""Not steal, just borrow!"" The man took her in his arms and warned in a dangerous tone, ""Woman, should I get what’s mine back, with interest?"" She stood on her toes. ""Yeah, how about another baby?"""

Dia adalah raja dunia hiburan yang menangani semuanya. Masih bujangan dan tidak memiliki skandal apapun. Suatu hari, seorang perempuan dan anak perempuannya membuat hidupnya bergejolak. Si anak perempuan memegangnya sangat erat, dan tidak ingin melepaskannya. "Paman ganteng, aku seperti menemukan Papa yang hilang bertahun tahun lalu!" Hou Yunshen merasa tak nyaman. "Aku? Papa?!" Si anak perempuan cantik dengan bangga menarik mamanya mendekat, "Mama, aku sudah menemukan tiket masa depan untukmu, ganteng dan polos." Xu Xiyan tersenyum pada sang pria elegan yang dibicarakan anaknya. Mencoba mengingat-ingat peristiwa kecelakaan 5 tahun yang lalu, muka sang lelaki muram. "Teganya kamu mencuri DNA-ku?" Sang Perempuan tertawa. "Bukan mencuri tapi meminjam!" Sang pria memegang lengan sang wanita dan mengancamnya dengan nada marah, "Hei Perempuan, haruskah aku meminta apa yang menjadi milikku kembali, dengan bunganya?" Sang Wanita berdiri menjijit dan berkata, "Yah. Bagaimana dengan seorang bayi lagi?"

Luke has transmigrated to the United States, but eventually realizes that this United States is different from the United States of his previous life. Here, the superpowers and characters from the movies in his previous life actually exist. How will Luke fare in a world where such terrifying superpowers exist? Fortunately, he has a cheat – the Super Detective System. Join Luke on his new journey toward becoming a detective.

"Rascal, I'm going out to do something, so I can't take care of you any more. You can go down the mountain and have fun. But if you can't find someone who matches your Innate Pure Yang Body in three years, you're finished!" These were the last words the old man, who was Yang Luo's teacher, threw to him before he vanished. Meanwhile, having mastered most of his master's skills, Yang Luo went down the mountain and took his first step into civilization for the first time in years. With his unparalleled medical and martial arts, he sets forth on a journey, befriending new allies and crushing all the enemies that stand in his way, as he attempts to resolve his Pure Innate Yang Body constitution, and cultivate to the top of the world!

Na magnífica era interestelar, a humanidade finalmente desenvolveu a tecnologia de teletransporte, mas quando tentam se teletransportar, não são enviados para o futuro, o passado, ou qualquer terra conhecida pelos homens... Este misterioso espaço é chamado Santuário de Deus, onde habitam inúmeras criaturas desconhecidas. Aqui, os humanos farão o maior salto em sua evolução para criar a época mais gloriosa da história. "Criatura de sangue sagrado besouro preto morta. Alma fera de besouro preto de sangue sagrado adquirida. Coma a carne do besouro preto de sangue sagrado para ganhar de 0 a 10 pontos geno aleatoriamente."

"Nakal, aku akan pergi keluar untuk melakukan sesuatu, jadi aku tidak bisa menjagamu lagi. Kamu bisa turun gunung dan bersenang-senang. Tapi jika dalam tiga tahun kamu tidak bisa menemukan seseorang yang cocok dengan Tubuh Yang Murni Alami kamu, kamu selesai!" Itulah kata-kata terakhir yang dilempar pria tua, yang merupakan guru Yang Luo, sebelum dia menghilang. Sementara itu, setelah menguasai sebagian besar keterampilan gurunya, Yang Luo turun gunung dan menginjakkan kaki pertama kali ke dalam peradaban setelah bertahun-tahun. Dengan keterampilan medis dan seni bela diri yang tak tertandingi, ia memulai perjalanan, berteman dengan sekutu baru dan menghancurkan semua musuh yang menghalangi jalannya, saat ia berusaha untuk menyelesaikan konstitusi Tubuh Yang Murni Alami-nya, dan mengolah hingga puncak dunia!

En la magnífica era interestelar, el hombre finalmente ha desarrollado la tecnología suficiente para la teletransportación; sin embargo, al intentar teletransportarse, no fueron enviados al futuro, ni al pasado, ni a ninguna tierra conocida. El misterioso lugar es llamado “El Santuario de Dios”, y allí viven numerosas criaturas desconocidas. Los humanos darán el mayor salto en su evolución para crear la época más gloriosa de la historia.

Due to an unexpected turn of events, Xia Fei consumed a Super Gene Optimization Fluid that bore no brand, expiry date, instructions or stated its place of origin. Our story begins here...