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Pregnant Before the Royal Marriage

Pregnant Before the Royal Marriage

Jiang Ning limped out of her quarters one day and entered the Jiang family's second courtyard, just as the Emperor was selecting a concubine for Prince Yu.  Noble ladies from high-ranking families put in their best efforts to participate in the selection, but the flower fell on Jiang Ning, who was merely there to watch the spectacle.  Jiang Ning was confused. She dared not let Prince Yu be a scapegoat, so she tried every possible way to tell everyone she was pregnant. However, no one believed her.  When she vomited after eating, they laughed at her for feigning illness. When she felt tired, they laughed at her for pretending to be delicate. When her belly grew larger, they laughed at her for overeating.  When Jiang Ning wanted a doctor's confirmation, all eighteen doctors she consulted had the same opinion: "You're just eating too much!" The fifth prince, Prince Yu, was a dashing and handsome young man. He exuded an air of sophistication and regal beauty. This was how the common people of Chang'an City typically described him.  But the real Prince Yu was cold and ruthless, using women without any emotional attachment.  He knew that the second madam of the Jiang family was the Emperor's secret love, and he also knew that the daughter recently brought back by the Jiang family looked exactly like the second madam in her youth.  So, even though the girl had a limp, he still tossed the embroidered flower in his hand into her lap. After their marriage, he knew she was just a pawn. But for the sake of the throne, he had to pretend to cherish her even though he detested her, until...
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Pregnant with Enemy Alpha's Baby

Pregnant with Enemy Alpha's Baby

I got drunk during the Annual Alpha Conference and accidentally slept with Anton, the Alpha of the rivaling clan! I managed to sneak out of the hotel so that I wouldn't embarrass the pack. I told no one other than my younger sister, although I did not mention who he was. The present: Three weeks later, I reached adulthood and was about to take over as the pack's Alpha. I would be transforming for the first time at eighteen, awakening my inner wolf as everyone watched. I was on my knees, using all my strength to transform… But nothing happened. Had I failed? Not resigned to my fate, I tried again. But that was when my heart hurt as if someone was grabbing it and my belly heated up as the rest of my body screamed in pain… I drop to the floor, unconscious. When I woke up, the first words I heard were from the doctor. "She's pregnant…" In our world, any werewolf pregnant with children not belonging to their mates were treated as pariahs, oppressed by one and all. I did not dare to look up at my parents, who would obviously be disappointed. "Baby," said my mother. "Just get an abortion, and we'll continue the ceremony. You are still the Alpha of our pack. "Ellie," said my father. "If you don't get an abortion, you will never be my daughter ever again. As much as I loved my family, I was the only one my child could count on. That was why I decided to leave home. Thankfully, my younger sister managed to get Anton's number, but the only thing he said over the phone was, "It's been so long. I can't remember what really happened." So, from now on, I would be a single parent to my child! I swore to give him the good life and to help all pariah wolves find a place to settle! Years passed, and Anton was almost thirty. With his father's insistence, Anton finally found himself a mate… But who could explain why she was so disgusted with him?
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Funny getting pregnant stories
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2024-11-11 22:23
There was this couple who had a dog that was super clingy to the woman. One day, the dog just wouldn't leave her side and kept nuzzling her belly. They thought it was really strange behavior. Later, they found out she was pregnant. It was as if the dog knew before they did. They still laugh about how the dog was the first one to suspect the pregnancy.
Share some funny pregnant wife stories.
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2024-12-12 18:17
One time, my pregnant wife was craving ice cream in the middle of the night. So, I drove to the store to get some. When I came back, she had fallen asleep on the couch with a spoon in her hand. It was so cute.
What are some funny pregnant wife stories?
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2024-12-08 21:54
Well, one pregnant wife had really strange cravings. She wanted to eat pickles with ice cream. Her husband was so shocked at first but then he just went along with it and bought her both. They had a good laugh every time she had this odd combination.
37 Weeks Pregnant: Share Some Funny Stories
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2024-11-13 23:47
Well, one funny story is that I was 37 weeks pregnant and my belly was so big. I tried to bend over to pick up a sock and it took me like five minutes just to get down there. And when I finally did, I couldn't get back up without making this really strange grunting noise like a little pig. My husband walked in and just burst out laughing.
Can you share some pregnant funny stories?
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2024-11-29 08:50
There was this pregnant lady who went to the mall. As she walked, she accidentally bumped into a mannequin. She was so startled that she started scolding the mannequin, saying 'Watch where you're going!' and then realized it wasn't a real person. She couldn't stop laughing at herself for the rest of the day.
What are some of the most hilarious pregnant funny stories?
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2024-11-29 08:30
One really funny story is about a pregnant lady at a baby shower. They were playing a game where they had to guess the size of her belly with a ribbon. When everyone was done, her toddler nephew came up and wrapped the whole roll of ribbon around her, saying she was as big as a house. Everyone burst out laughing.
Funny stories about how I got pregnant
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2024-10-13 12:03
It could be a story of a wild party or a vacation romance that took an unexpected turn. Or perhaps it was a case of miscommunication about birth control methods.
Can you share some funny hormonal pregnant stories?
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2024-11-22 05:02
Sure. One of my friends was pregnant and she suddenly had a craving for pickles and ice cream at the same time. It was so strange. Every time she went to the grocery store, she would buy a big jar of pickles and a tub of ice cream and eat them together. Another friend got really emotional during pregnancy. She would cry while watching commercials, especially those with cute babies or family reunions.
Tell a funny story about pregnant Moana.
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2024-12-10 16:52
Well, one funny story could be that pregnant Moana still tries to go on her little adventures around the island. She waddles to the beach, and the ocean waves seem to be extra gentle with her as if they know she's in a special state. The little sea creatures come closer to her than ever before, and she has to shoo them away gently while laughing at their curiosity.
Got pregnant funny story from a relative?
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2024-11-29 02:04
My cousin thought she had a stomach bug. She was taking all kinds of medicine for it. Then she noticed her period was late. She took a pregnancy test as a last resort and it was positive. It was funny because she had been treating herself for a non - existent illness.
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