dear santa its actually a funny story

Many kids ask for a mountain of candies. They don't realize how much that would be! And they draw these pictures of themselves sitting on top of the candy mountain. It always makes me chuckle.

Once, a little elf tried to ride one of the reindeer like a horse. The reindeer just stood there looking confused while the elf bounced around. It was hilarious.

It might be a story about a parrot that learned to imitate the sound of a car alarm. Every time a neighbor parked their car nearby, the parrot would start making that noise. People in the neighborhood were looking everywhere for the 'car alarm' until they realized it was the parrot. It was really a comical situation.

Sure. Once upon a time, there was a cat that thought it was a dog. It would bark at the mailman and try to fetch sticks. Everyone in the neighborhood was so confused but also amused.

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lily. She participated in a Secret Santa event at her school. She got the name of a boy named Tom who was a bit shy and didn't have many friends. Lily decided to make a very special gift for Tom. She spent days knitting a warm scarf. When Tom opened the gift on Secret Santa day, he was so touched. It was the first time he felt so included in the class. This simple act of kindness through Secret Santa brought a new friendship to life.

Not having read the 'dear santa online story', it's difficult to say for sure who the main characters are. However, based on the title, we can assume that there is likely a protagonist, perhaps a young boy or girl who has an online encounter with Santa. There might also be other supporting characters like the child's family members who could play a role in the story, for example, helping the child write the online message to Santa or reacting to whatever happens as a result of the communication with Santa.

I'm sorry I haven't read this 'dear santa online story' specifically, so I can't tell you the exact plot.

Once, Santa was delivering presents in a small village. He landed on a roof where the chimney was very narrow. As he tried to squeeze down, his big belly got stuck! He wiggled and jiggled until his hat fell off and covered the eyes of a sleeping cat below. The cat woke up in a fright and started running around the house, knocking over Christmas decorations. Santa finally managed to get unstuck and laughed at the chaos he had accidentally caused.

Sure, Santa has all the time in the world for a long story. Go ahead.

Yes, of course. Santa is very patient. Whether it's a short or long story, he's here to listen. So go ahead and share your story.