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Thousands of years ago, humankind left the Old World. We enter a new age where science and magic are no longer opposing concepts. With these new opportunities came danger in the form of the Dark Races and the ones that named themselves Gods. However, if there was one thing humans were good at was their ability to destroy. Humankind fought and carved a bloody path into the new world. Cain's luck had never been good, but his destiny changed forever once he decided to harden his heart and face the world without fear or hesitation. --Godslayer Humankind's motto.-- We can comprehend the supernatural. We can dominate the supernatural. We can kill the supernatural - Adam, Emperor of Godslayer Humankind, The First Titan. Current schedule: 21 chapters a week. Bonus chapters: Over 600 power stones: 3 extra chapters. Over 800 power stones: 6 extra chapters. Over 1200 power stones: 9 extra chapters. Discord channel: https://discord.gg/R666sNEdrU

After Stargaze Family executed his family, Noel Ardagan embarked on his journey, restoring his family name with the help of a System. "What? How the heck did she get it before me? The system told me that I'm the only one who knows about it!" Noel Ardagan cursed in anger, "That conniving murdering woman!" "At this point in time, only I should be aware about this tomb. But how did he find out about it?" Anna Stargaze, even after her reincarnation, couldn’t comprehend Noel's actions. The clash between of a person holding a system and a reincarnator who knows everything in the future is about to start.

After five years in prison, an insignificant security guard transforms into an unparalleled expert. On the day Yang Xiao is released from prison, he learns that he actually has an adorable daughter. It turns out that five years ago, on that fateful night, he had an encounter with a stunning female CEO... Amidst the surprise, a dreadful news strikes. His daughter has been secretly harmed and is now suffering from a terminal illness. A massive conspiracy is silently unfolding.

``` Em uma reviravolta do destino, Jun Hao, um impiedoso marginal conhecido por sua força bruta e instintos afiados, morre pelas mãos do chefe que serviu como um escravo. Quando ele pensou que iria morrer, viu uma tela piscar diante de seus olhos—era um sistema e uma janela de status! [Sistema integrando: Torne-se Um Top Ídolo] Jun Hao se vê abruptamente transportado para o corpo de Choi Joon-ho, um tímido aprendiz esperando fazer sucesso no mundo implacável dos ídolos por meio de "Rising Stars", um programa de sobrevivência de ídolos altamente popular. Em um mundo desconhecido para ele, onde cantar, dançar e carisma reinam supremos, Jun Hao deve navegar pelas águas traiçoeiras de um programa de sobrevivência de ídolos ou arriscar perder a vida de sua amada irmã mais nova. ```

One day, the whole world gamified in the eyes of Su Mo. Not only could he use his lifespan to draw cards, but he could also see the hidden attributes of every item in life. As such, when he looked at the hanging lamp above him, he saw: [Item: An old hanging lamp] [Hint: It will drop after one minute and seven seconds.] When he looked at his right arm, he saw: [Item: The right arm of a young man] [Hint: The grip strength of his right arm is 3% stronger than that of his left arm due to continuous training.] When he looked at the ginseng on the table, he saw: [Item: A stalk of wild ginseng] [Hint: It is tinted with a layer of source power. Consuming it could make you feel energized.] … Excited, Su Mo rushed to meet his girlfriend, who was a school beauty and had just agreed to date him. He then saw a bright red HP bar on top of her head. [Item: A very thirsty fox demon] [Hint: You might not be able to put up a fight against her.]

Lin Wan transmigrated into a book and became the stepmother of the male lead. Her husband was an undisputed big shot in commerce and was cold, decisive, and ruthless. Her stepsons were each more eccentric and difficult than the other... until they took part in a variety show as a family. Five families were competing, each of which was perfectly harmonious... Except for Lin Wan's family. Naturally, they were the control group once the variety show aired. Every other family would have scenes of the parents cooking and the children helping adorably, a picturesque sight of family harmony. On the other hand, Lin Wan and her three stepsons ignored each other as they had crackers and ham for their dinners amidst an eerie silence. At night, while the other families went out happily stargazing and moon-watching, Lin Wan and her stepsons told each other horror stories, leaving the viewers petrified! Netizens were flaming as they watched, but they soon noticed that the control group was changing... Even though the eldest son insisted that he disliked his stepmother, he sneaked off to buy her a scarf! The second son declared his favorite person was his father but voted for his stepmother instead! The third son was also caught putting his stepmother's favorite candy below her pillow! The netizens were shocked, but it's true: the tsundere stepsons were extraordinarily close with their stepmother!

[1v1 pure love + transmigration + ancient martial arts + highly pampered by disguise group + mysticism + entirely fictional universe] Gu Zhiqi transmigrated into the role of the vicious female antagonist. The heroine was a true heiress with numerous disguises, while she, usurping the nest of others, constantly framed the heroine, and in the end, tragically received her 'boxed lunch' as the fake heiress. Gu Zhiqi: Even transmigration can't stop me from retiring! However, transmigration couldn't, but poverty could. Master Zhi was forced into business! ... #Breaking! Gu Family's fake heiress, Gu Zhiqi, kicked out and now swindling money as a fortuneteller under a bridge# The protagonists' group style started to go awry. Eldest Brother Gu: Need money? Take this neighborhood. Second Brother Gu: Second bro gives you an entertainment company. Third Sister Gu: Just made a billion, keep it safe. Fourth Brother Gu: Young master's championship prize money, take it. Money-loving heroine: Need money? Pick any color card you like. Biological brother: Come back to inherit the family fortune. Gu Zhiqi: "..." Huh? What happened to the vicious female antagonist script? ... #Breaking! Everyone in the Gu Family is a top player in their fields, except the fake heiress who's nothing but a pretty face# And then, the big shots started calling one after another. First Big Shot: Our alliance's ancestral site doesn't have better feng shui than under a bridge? Master Gu, reconsider? Second Big Shot: Need money? Think about that last order. Third Big Shot: Have time for fortune-telling, but no time to write papers? Fourth Big Shot: Miss Gu, I have a surgery here, what do you think... ... Gu Zhiqi: Read, retiring, do not disturb. A certain movie star: You just used my account. Gu Zhiqi, who had swindled enough money to retire, "..." ?!

WARNING! Terdapat konten dewasa di dalam novel ini. Harap bijaklah memilih bacaan. "Kamu bebas melakukan apapun di rumah ini, kamu bebas pergi ke manapun, dan aku tak peduli dengan itu! Tapi, satu hal yang harus kamu ingat! Jangan pernah mengusik kehidupan pribadiku!" tegas pria berusia 25 tahun, berwajah Asia dengan ciri khas rambut panjangnya yang membuatnya terlihat tampan dan cool di mata para wanita, tepat di hadapan wanita yang baru saja sah menjadi istrinya. "Aku bahkan tak peduli dengan apapun yang berkaitan dengan dirimu! Jangan pernah menggangguku juga! Jika tidak, kamu akan tahu akibatnya! Kamu tahu, aku bisa melakukan apapun untuk membalas orang yang berani mengusikku! Dan, satu lagi. Jangan pernah menyentuhku, atau aku akan membuat dirimu menyesal, dan takan pernah sanggup untuk bangun kembali!" ancam gadis cantik serta berwajah lugu bernama Gabriela Anastasya Sasongko, berusia 21 tahun seraya menunjuk wajah pria tampan itu tepat di wajah pria itu. Siapa sangka? Di balik wajahnya yang lugu tersimpan sesuatu yang membuat pria itu hampir mengalami darah tinggi setiap harinya, serta mendadak membuatnya memiliki riwayat penyakit jantung. Menikah adalah jalan yang harus keduanya tempuh ketika keduanya terlibat dalam skandal yang terjadi akibat kesalah pahaman. Lantas, akankah pernikahan itu dapat membawa keduanya saling menerima kehadiran satu sama lain? Dan mungkinkah seiring berjalannya waktu dapat menumbuhkan benih cinta di hati keduanya?

Arya Chayton, seorang remaja yang sangat menyukai olahraga. Cintanya pada olahraga tak setengah hati. Hampir semua permainan olahraga ia kuasai. Arya terkenal cukup nakal di sekolahnya karena sering bolos pelajaran. Ketika mengikuti pelajaran sekalipun, ia lebih memilih tidur atau berbicara dengan temannya sendiri. Namun saat mengikuti ekstrakulikuler, justru ia paling semangat. Sebaliknya, Arya memiliki teman bernama Amelia Regna. Ia gadis seumuran dengan Arya, dan mereka berteman akrab sejak kecil. Amelia sangat suka belajar dan sering mendapat nilai sempurna di semua mata pelajaran. Tak ada pelajaran yang ia benci, kecuali olahraga. Ia selalu mendapat nilai merah ketika menerima hasil ujian olahraga. Suatu ketika orang tua Amelia mendapat kesempatan untuk bekerja di Denmark. Mau tak mau mereka harus pindah rumah dan berganti kewarganegaraan. Arya terus menunggu hingga bertahun-tahun, mengharap kembalinya Amelia. Sejak itu, rasa cinta Arya pada Amelia mulai tumbuh hingga akhirnya mereka bertemu kembali di universitas yang sama.

'Ketika perdebatan menghantarkan cinta' kalimat itu sangat cocok untuk menggambarkan kisah cinta yang dialami oleh Irvan Reynand, Seorang ketua kelas yang selalu berdebat dengan seorang cewek cerewet di kelasnya yang bernama Adelia Fredella. mentahan cover by IAmLIN112(pinterest)