some short funny stories

There might be a story where a little kid mistakes a mop for a giant's hair. He tries to comb it with a tiny comb and the sight is hilarious. In '101 funny short stories', there are many such simple yet funny scenarios that can make you chuckle. For example, a man who accidentally wears his shirt backwards and goes out without noticing, and then wonders why everyone is looking at him strangely.

One day a duck walked into a store and asked the clerk, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk said no. The duck left. The next day the duck returned and asked, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk again said no. The duck left. The third day the duck walked in and asked, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk got angry and shouted, 'No! And if you come back in here again asking for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!' The duck left. The next day the duck walked in and asked, 'Do you have any nails?' The clerk said no. The duck said, 'Good. Do you have any grapes?'

There's this story. A man was driving and his wife called, 'Honey, there's a cop car behind us with its lights on.' The man said, 'I'm speeding up to lose him.' After a while, the wife said, 'He's still behind us.' The man replied, 'I'll take the next exit.' A few minutes later, the wife said, 'We lost him.' The man said, 'Yeah, and we're lost too.' Also, a mouse was working on a computer. When another mouse asked what he was doing, he said, 'I'm making a movie about cats so they will know how we feel.'

Another funny short story. A little boy asked his father, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' His father replied with disgust, 'No. Why do you ask?' The boy said, 'There was one in your soup last night but it's gone now.'

Once there was a man who went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally, I can be a king!' Another one is about a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around so many times that it got dizzy and just fell asleep right there. And then there's the story of a little boy who put on his dad's big shoes and walked around the house, making everyone laugh as he wobbled like a drunk penguin.

One funny story is about a dog that thought its reflection in the mirror was another dog and kept barking at it.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'

Well, in the zodiac short stories, the animals' personalities are often exaggerated in a funny way. For example, the Rabbit is always depicted as being a bit jumpy and nervous. In a story, when all the animals were playing hide - and - seek, the Rabbit was so jumpy that it hid in the most obvious place but still thought it was well - hidden because it was too nervous to think straight. This kind of over - the - top portrayal of their traits is really humorous.

There might be a story in it about a dog that thought it was a cat. It would climb trees and meow, confusing all the other animals in the neighborhood. The dog's attempts to act like a cat were both cute and funny.

Joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Short story: A little boy was at the zoo with his mom. He saw a penguin and asked, 'Mom, what's that?' She replied, 'That's a penguin, son.' The boy said, 'It looks like it's wearing a tuxedo.'