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After transmigrating, Su Ying, Major General of the End Times War Troops, became a b*tch who conspired with a jerk to murder her husband. As soon as she transmigrated, she found herself stuck with two children and a handicapped husband who could end her life at any moment. Su Ying waved her hand dismissively. This was a piece of cake compared to the injuries she had dealt with on the battlefield. She had even suffered from not having food or water whilst being hunted down. This was a walk in a park. Su Ying had her own space for resources. She had meat in one hand and alcohol in the other. She'd kill every assassin who came her way. Not only was she able to heal her handicapped husband, but she also managed to raise her children well. She built a house and farmland around it. She eventually established her own civilization and empire. She was the queen of her own nation. Once her husband fully recovered, she helped him by clearing his name and getting back everything that belonged to him in Shangjing. She then tossed divorce papers on the table so that they could part ways and enjoy their own lives away from each other. He clenched his jaw. "Try getting a divorce if you dare!" Her two children wrapped their arms around her legs. "Mommy, don't you want your babies anymore?" Su Ying placed one hand on her forehead. Fine, I'll take them all!

#I asked you to survive in the wild, but you're raising a cat while doing livestreams?# #I thought you were here just to make up the numbers, but you're taking the entire internet by storm?# Song Qingyou transmigrated over a dozen times for the sake of survival before she finally returned to her original world. She wanted to laze around and do nothing, but she was forced to fend for herself in the wilderness due to her unfortunate circumstances. However, after finding a cat, her life turned out to be completely different from the rest. Other people started the game with straight knives and lighters... But she started with a cat. Other people exhausted themselves from climbing trees to harvest fruits... But she barbecued fish for her cat. Other people worked hard to build their own shelters... But she made a nest for her cat. *** Everyone waited for nature to teach Song Qingyou a lesson on how to behave like a normal person, but she was going through the survival game as if she was on vacation. She went viral on the internet. *** Song Qingyou thought her cat was just a little smarter than ordinary cats, but it turned into a human one day... Later, Song Qingyou was photographed going out with the CEO of Jiang Group. Song Qingyou clarified things during a livestream, "It's a coincidence. We're not dating each other." Before she could finish her sentence, Jiang Zhihan, who had transformed into a human again, walked past the camera. That, too, went viral. Song Qingyou quickly started to explain herself. "We're ordinary friends. We're not living together." Just as she finished saying that, Jiang Zhihan appeared again in a bathrobe and said, "We're out of shower gel. Don't forget to buy the same one you did last time." Song Qingyou subconsciously answered, "Okay." People who were watching the livestream fell silent. #You certainly aren't dating each other. You're practically married, aren't you?!"

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

"Apa? Kau serius dengan keputusanmu itu?" Gadis berbaju putih tengah duduk di depan laptop, dengan jari-jari yang menari di atas keyboard itu mengangguk pelan. "Aku sudah tidak memiliki cara lain, Keke. Usiaku sudah 25 tahun, tapi aku belum memiliki seorang kekasih, barang satu pun." "Lalu menurutmu, apakah pantas jika seorang gadis mencari jodoh melalui poster lowongan pekerjaan? Lusi, tolong pikirkan dengan baik dan matang!" Loucy. Atau lebih singkatnya dipanggil Lusi. Seorang gadis dengan profesi sebagai Penulis Mayor yang terkenal di bidangnya. Buku-bukunya terjual dengan jumlah fantastis. Banyak hal yang sudah ia capai di usia 25 tahun. Hanya saja, gadis itu selalu merasa kesepian karena selalu berkutat dengan naskah yang sudah hampir membuatnya gila. Lusi kemudian memutuskan untuk mencari kekasih dengan caranya sendiri. Yaitu membuat Poster Lowongan Pengisi Hati. Di mana para calon kandidat hanya perlu mengirimkan CV tentang data diri dan kondisi fisik. Lalu, apakah usaha Lusi ini berhasil? Cover by : @zl_design

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

"There is only the two of us in here," Midori watched the man before her with a solemn look. "Tell me what you really want." "Isn't it obvious?" With a thoughtful stroke of his chin, he studied Midori, piecing together an impression from her posture and attire. "I wish to take you as my wife, and establish our baby's rightful status as the heir of the family." --*--___--*--___--*--___--*--___--*--___--*--___--*-- After her life took a turn for the worse, Midori Takigawa transmigrated into a historical romance novel that featured a cannon fodder* who shared the same name. As soon as she entered the novel, she was already pregnant and subsequently kicked out of her in-laws' house for cheating. Thanks to her photographic memory, she practically had the content of the novel at the back of his head. Armed with the knowledge, she grasped a newfound determination. She must change the cannon fodder's fate and live a fulfilled life! That naturally included making money and finding a worthy father for her unborn baby! Naturally, she wanted to do all of these without the slightest coercion! S-9898 : [Cough, cough. 1 Life Point has been taken from you for lying.] Midori : *curses at the system* You thief! Return my Life Point! Ex First Husband : Midori-san, I never agreed to the divorce. Midori : Is that my problem? Future Second Husband 1 : Wench, you are lucky to be betrothed to me. You better marry me now before I change my mind. Midori : I changed my mind. Bye. Future Second Husband 1 : Noooooooo~ Midori-chan, don't leave me behind! Future Second Husband 2 : In that case, will you consider me? Midori : Gladly! What is your name, Sir??? Future Second Husband 2 : *gives his name* Midori : *sucks in a deep breath* The protagonist!!! Meanwhile, what about Midori's four elder brothers? Was anyone good enough for their baby sister? *Cannon fodder = A minor character in a novel who usually ends up dead in a tragic manner.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Prince Arthur Aethersworn of Tashran knows his place: powerless, caged by tradition, and haunted by his lack of magic in a family brimming with it. Under his father’s impassive yet critical eye, he’s forced into training for a throne he can never claim without true power. Just as he’s about to resign to a bleak fate, a mysterious figure with ties to forbidden magic offers Arthur a choice: break free and seek the fabled Dragon's Eyes, or remain bound by royal duty. On this quest, he risks everything: his loyalties, family ties, and deepest beliefs. As he uncovers hidden powers, he faces powerful forces determined to prevent him from changing his destiny. Embark on Arthur's journey, an adventure where casting aside one’s humanity becomes a path, not a barrier to untold power.

TAMAT Ve Andara, Gadis metropolitan yang besar di sebuah panti asuhan di pinggiran kota. Ia yang sejatinya adalah gadis tomboy, tiba-tiba diminta menggantikan anak pemilik panti asuhan yang mengalami kecelakaan. Ve harus menggantikan Astari, anak pemilik panti yang bekerja sebagai seorang sekretaris. Parahnya, direktur utama PT. Ozla itu sangat pemarah. Akhirnya, mereka sering bertengkar. Namun, sang Direktur itu tidak ingin memecatnya, dan merasa ingin mempertahankan Ve. Di hari pertamanya bekerja, Astari mengalami kecelakaan yang membuat ia harus duduk di kursi roda selamanya. Lalu, bagaimana dengan kehidupan Ve yang harus berubah total, dari gadis tomboy menjadi gadis feminin? 'Tidak nyaman memakai rok pendek seperti ini.' Ve Andara. 'Dasar sekretaris bar-bar!' Andika Ozla. Bagaimana perjalanan cerita mereka berdua? Simak terus kelanjutannya. *** Hai reader, ini novelku yang keempat di webnovel. Sebelumnya sudah ada tiga karya lain, bisa kalian baca sambil menunggu novel ini update. 1. Penjara Cinta Sang Presdir 2. Dandelion Finds Love 3. Touch My Heart, Hubby follow akun instagram penulis jg ya @seka.r214

As in previous years, in the month of Christmas, more precisely on Christmas Day, a Christmas Ball event will always be held which has always been the hallmark of the city. The event was held in the magnificent Buckingham Palace, of a Prince named Theodoric. Usually, the event is just to commemorate the following years. But this time, it will be different. Prince held special conditions in this Christmas Ball event. He will look for a woman to be his wife among the women who dance and look elegant in his eyes. There was a woman named Ivy, the duke but was not considered by her father's family, namely King Idriz, because she was born to a woman who came from a lower class and she has a magic that only Idriz and Ivy's trusted people know. She also gave magic to Ivy so she can use it for her entire life and protect her from bad things. When Ivy heard that, she came with the hope that her Christmas gift was to change her life and live happily. She also hoped that the Prince would choose her to be his wife. Ivy's life then becomes fantastic and it is filled with magic that she uses for her needs, even she starts to like Prince Mason, Theodoric's cousin. [END]