A man went to a new barber. The barber was very chatty. He asked the man, 'What do you do for a living?' The man replied that he was a magician. The barber said, 'Oh, that's really cool. So can you make people disappear?' The man said, 'Yes, I can.' The barber then said, 'Well, you can start with my wife!' It was a really funny moment.
A family went to Costco to buy a new TV. They found a great deal on a really large flat - screen. However, when they got it home, they realized they had no idea how to mount it on the wall. So, they ended up propping it up on a bunch of boxes in the middle of their living room for weeks until they could figure out the mounting situation. Every time they had guests over, it was a source of great amusement as the TV looked so out of place.
In the story where he mistakes the pepper for an apple, the funniest part is his reaction. His face going red and his desperate search for water is really comical.
Well, there was a CNA who was helping an elderly patient get dressed. The patient was a bit stubborn and wanted to wear his pants backwards. The CNA tried to explain that it was wrong, but the patient was insistent. In the end, the CNA let him wear the pants backwards. When the patient saw himself in the mirror, he started laughing so hard and then agreed to put them on the right way.
😋I recommend the following hilarious school novels to you, all of which are easy and funny:
1.《Stop! The Devil School Adonis: The seemingly pitiful little sheep was actually a little wolf hiding its claws. It was a heartwarming and hilarious story of a pair of happy enemies on campus.
2. " Me and the Tsundere Bamboo Horse Scattered Candies Again ": A novel with a strong background where the female lead played the role of a pig to eat a tiger and was sweet with the male lead who was a childhood sweetheart.
3. " Superpowered Student Loves the Campus Belle ": A hot-blooded campus novel that pretended to be a pig to eat a tiger. It had the potential to be a counterattack.
4. " Female Fairy on Campus: Tsundere school hunk, don't be arrogant!" It was Su Wen's favorite hilarious novel about a fairy descending to the mortal world and accidentally landing in the men's bathroom. She had to kiss the boy for three minutes to recover her immortal technique.
5. " Calm Down, Bully Comes to Find Trouble ": In the Student Union where talented young people gathered, the bully Gu Zixi played around the campus and swept through the campus Dota world.
I hope you like my recommendation.😗
Hello, I'm a fan of online literature. According to the knowledge I have learned about online literature, I can recommend you some modern short stories that are hilarious or funny.
Here are some novels that might be suitable for you:
My Neighbor Is a Big Boss
2." The Rise of the Cross-dressing Big Boss in the Otherworld "
My Girlfriend Is a Big Boss
4." I became a girl after transmigrating to become a big shot."
5. How Big Bosses Bully Me
6. I Became a Dog
7 " Food Journey in the Other World "
8: When a Maid Becomes a Big Boss
I hope these recommendations are helpful to you! If you have any other questions, feel free to ask me.
There was a man who proposed during a family dinner. He pretended to choke on his food and when everyone was panicking, he dropped to one knee and pulled out the ring. He said, 'I'm not choking, but I will be if you don't say yes to marrying me.' It was so unexpected and funny that the whole family laughed and she said yes. It was a moment full of laughter and love.
In one story, a pilot was trying to impress a young passenger by doing a little 'fly - by' near the child's hometown. But he misjudged the distance a bit and the plane shook a little more than expected. He quickly said, 'That was my special extra - bumpy sightseeing tour'. The kid thought it was the coolest thing ever and the other passengers were amused by the pilot's quick - witted response.