one for me one for you funny story

Once upon a time, there were two friends, Tom and Jerry. They found a box of chocolates. Tom said, 'One for me, one for you.' But Jerry was so greedy that every time Tom took one, Jerry took two. Tom got a bit angry but then had an idea. He started telling really lame jokes while taking the chocolates. Jerry was laughing so hard that he didn't notice Tom taking more chocolates. In the end, they both ended up with a tummy ache from eating too many chocolates, but they also had a great time with their little chocolate war.

There were two neighbors. One had a big apple tree and the other didn't. When the apples were ripe, the neighbor with the tree said, 'One for me, one for you.' as he gave some apples to his neighbor. The neighbor without the tree wanted to do something in return. So, he made a delicious apple pie with those apples and shared half of it with the neighbor who gave him the apples. They both laughed at how the 'one for me one for you' had turned into a delicious exchange.

A man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asked, 'Well, are you ringing?' The man replied, 'No, but I'm ding - a - ling!'

There was a magician who was not very good at his tricks. One day, he was trying to make a rabbit disappear. He waved his wand and said the magic words, but instead of disappearing, the rabbit started to dance. The magician was so embarrassed. He tried again, and this time the rabbit started to sing. The audience was laughing so hard. In the end, the magician just gave up and joined the rabbit in its little performance. It turned out to be the funniest show ever.

Once in Ithaca, there was a squirrel that got into a coffee shop. It hopped on the counter and started nibbling on a muffin. The barista tried to shoo it away gently but the squirrel just stared at him as if it owned the place. Then it grabbed a napkin and ran out with it, like it was a precious treasure. It was so hilarious that all the customers were laughing for a long time.

Once there was a nat named Sam. One day, Sam tried to make pancakes. But instead of using flour, Sam accidentally used baking soda. When Sam poured the 'batter' on the pan, it started to fizzle and bubble like a mini volcano. It was so funny and Sam ended up with a pan full of foamy mess.

Once there was a magician on a plane. He told the flight attendant he could turn into a dove and fly off the plane. The attendant said, 'Show me.' So he did his magic trick. And the attendant said, 'Well, now go into the baggage compartment.'

A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Once upon a time, a magician was performing on stage. He said he could make a rabbit disappear. He waved his wand, said the magic words, and opened the box. But instead of the rabbit disappearing, his assistant was gone. The magician was so shocked that he accidentally turned himself into a carrot.