jehovah witness funny stories

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

VOLUME 1: GERPACIO'S CASE (COMPLETED) "She's the girl who possessed the power of Regnum." Her name is Lanie Dyce Vergara. The only witness in the Gerpacio's massacre, 14 years ago. Hiding in fear for years, but now have courage to tell the truth. Will she able to uncover the truth about the massacre and give justice to the relatives of that family? Along her journey to solve the Gerpacio's case she will discover something that will make her world turn upside down. She know that she is just an ordinary girl but it seems like she is beyond extraordinary. And she will discover that the massacre is not the tragedy she thought it was but it is more than that. Be ready to discover the hidden secrets of the Gerpacio Clan. The more you seek, the more you wonder. VOLUME 2: BEGIN AGAIN (COMPLETED) “The sunsets, even the sunrises, are breathtaking and beautiful but I don’t know why I hate and get sick of looking at them every time they appear. I always felt a familiar pain in my heart as well as grieving and longing.” After the Gerpacio’s case was solved and due to Lanie’s wish, everything turned back into the right places. Lanie forgot everything that was connected to that massacre and also the people she met during those times. And vice versa. After 3 years, when everything in their lives was going smoothly, their path crossed again. Is there a chance to continue the love that was ignored because of their situation before? What will Tyler and Lanie do now that they finally meet again? ******** cover is from google; text was edited through canva

(Strictly no r*pe) What would you do if you woke up one day and realized you are been haunted by the ghost of a former friend? Nicole and Lizzy were best friends way back in the University but because of the love of a man, they fell apart. 5 years have past since they last saw each other but Lizzy suddenly reappears to Nicole as a ghost and seeks her help in uncovering the cause of her death because apparently Nicole is the only one who can see her. What happens to her lingering feelings and will Leo be able to forget about Lizzy and look at Nicole for once? Will Leo be willing to help Nicole heal from her pain of been dumped a week to her wedding? Most importantly, will Leo be able to protect Nicole from the people who killed Lizzy? What will become of Nicole's life as she is surrounded by ghosts who want to possess her body and people who want her dead? The Witness has all the answers.... "Nikki, if you were to choose, which part of Leo are you the most curious about after meeting him again after five years?" Lizzy asked as they sat on the graveyard. "I am not curious about anything. Leo is dead to me" "Am I really dead to you?" a voice asked behind Nicole and when she turned she saw him. "You... you, what are you doing here?" she stuttered and turned to ask for help from Lizzy but found no one, 'damn, that ghost tricked me again' Leo squatted in front of her and stared at her curiously. "Why are you looking at me like that?" she asked. "I want to test it out" "Test what out?" "Whether I am really dead to you or not?" he said and leaned in to kiss her. A while later, Nicole opened her eyes and stared at her ceiling and muttered, "it was only a dream again. Am I going to die and become a virgin ghost at this rate?" PS: As this book is in the Spooky WPC contest, I hope you kindly support me with power stones and also give me a review if you think it deserves one. I welcome all suggestions. Thanks. NB: Book cover does not belong to me. Credits to the owner for such a beautiful cover, fell in love with it. Thanks @Islinda for the cover design which I totally suck at. Friendly Reminder; Hi everyone, I've decided to join this year's WSA with a new book titled; "I am Sabrina (Cursed By Love). Kindly check it out and thank you.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Torn from her family and everything she has ever known, Jenna Mitchell has to try and make do pretending to be someone else for her own safety after nearly being killed by a mob boss. She hates everything about the Witness Protection Program and wants nothing more than to go home. Falling in love under a fake identity was never part of the plan! Bryce Fitzgerald, a handsome accountant, falls head over heels with the lively yet mysterious girl he meets at a smoothie bar near his work. She clearly needs a distraction and he's more than happy to give it to her, though he wishes she would tell him what bothers her so much. Can love flourish under the weight of her secrets? Read on to find out! *cover art by polkadottedscrunchie*

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

Adib tidak pernah punya alasan untuk memperhatikanku, sampai secara tidak sengaja aku menyaksikan kejahatannya. Keluarganya tidak akan pernah membiarkan seorang saksi hidup, tetapi Adib tampaknya berbeda. Dia tahu hal terbaik yang bisa dia lakukan untukku adalah menjauh, tapi ada sesuatu yang membuat kami tetap bersatu, dan aku tak bisa menahan diri untuk tidak mencintainya. Namun masalah buatku adalah, Adib seperti sebuah paket; jika aku menginginkannya, aku juga harus berurusan dengan keluarganya. Dan sekarang, aku terjebak dalam jeratan keluarga kriminal yang terkenal kejam. Akankah hidupku menjadi milikku lagi?

The life of a 26-year old author, Aixela Louisiana Supresencia, was simple with her mother and sister who raised her. Aixela was orphaned early because of a mishap that caused her to meet the man who turned into her inspiration in writing her novels. This man is the one who saved her life. Aixela dreams of becoming a famous author like her late mother but the right time for her rise has not yet come so she just continues to write and take care of their family business where she met her boyfriend Louis. Her relationship with her boyfriend went well until it gradually cooled down and changed. One day she decided to visit the grave of her bereaved mother. She does it every year but unexpectedly, this visit will make a big difference in her life. On her way back to the airport, she accidentally witnessed a crime that caused her and Police Inspector John Dether Anton Dy Jr. to cross paths. Anton was the police officer who helped her when the culprit tried to chase her. He also provided a witness protection program to Aixela where they had to live under the same roof to guarantee her security. Anton has dreamed since he was a child to be a good detective like his late father and as he was preparing for his promotion test, he met Aixela which also caused him to change his outlook in life. The two did not get along well with each other at first, but later they became sympathetic to each other, especially when Anton helped Aixela to move on when she broke up with her long-term boyfriend who fooled her. Aixela, on the other hand, helped Anton prepare for his promotion test. The two became close to each other and investigated the case together. Along with the various trials they faced while resolving the case was the deepening of their feelings to each other until they discovered something.