funny crime stories

In a big city, there was a group of pickpockets. One of them, Jack, thought he was the smartest. They were targeting a crowded subway station. Jack saw a well - dressed man with a briefcase. He sneaked up behind the man and tried to pick his pocket. But as he reached in, his hand got stuck in a big wad of chewing gum that was in the man's pocket. He tugged and tugged, but couldn't get his hand out. The man felt something and turned around. Jack, with his hand still stuck, tried to pretend he was just helping the man with his pocket lint. The man didn't believe him and called the police. Jack's partners in crime saw what happened and ran away, leaving Jack to face the music all by himself.

There was a guy who tried to steal a bike that was chained to a pole. Instead of using bolt cutters or any proper tool, he tried to pull it apart with his bare hands for hours. Eventually, he was caught red - handed when the owner came back. It was so stupid because he could have easily been seen and he didn't even have a proper plan for stealing.

One funny crime story is about a burglar. He broke into a house and started looking for valuables. But he accidentally set off the alarm system. Instead of running away, he panicked and hid in the closet. When the police came, they searched everywhere and finally found him curled up in the closet, shivering with fear.

Here's one. A man attempted to rob a bank. He handed the teller a note that said 'Give me all your money or I'll shoot.' But the teller couldn't read his handwriting and asked him to repeat it. So frustrated, he shouted it out loud which immediately attracted the security guards and he was arrested before he could do anything.

Well, in a small town, a man tried to rob a convenience store. But instead of using a proper weapon, he used a banana which he held up like a gun. The store clerk, realizing it was a banana, just laughed at him. Embarrassed, the so - called robber ran away without taking anything. It was a comical situation in the realm of crime.

A dog once stole a whole roast chicken from a deli. The owner of the deli chased the dog down the street. As it turned out, the dog belonged to a police officer. So, in the end, it was a funny situation where the deli owner had to laugh it off and the police officer had to pay for the chicken. It was an unexpected crime - like event involving an animal.

Once, a burglar broke into a house. He was looking for valuables when he accidentally stepped on a squeaky toy. The noise scared him so much that he ran out of the house without taking anything.

Sure. There was a thief who broke into a store at night. He found a lot of expensive electronics. But instead of taking them out through the back door which was unlocked, he tried to carry everything through the small window at the front. Of course, he got stuck and couldn't move. The police found him like that in the morning. It was really dumb as he had an easy escape route but didn't use it.

Once, a burglar broke into a house. He was looking for valuable things but all he found was a room full of teddy bears. He got so spooked that he ran out, thinking it was some kind of strange collector's lair. Well, it was just a little girl's room.

One funny true crime story is about a man who stole a police car. He thought it would be a great idea to go for a joyride. But he didn't know how to operate the radio and all the police chatter on it freaked him out. Eventually, he drove right back to the police station and surrendered.