funny senior short stories

"Ye Chen transmigrated to a fantasy world and realized that he had seven seniors in his clan, and all of them were of stunning beauty. Eldest senior, Empress in Red! Second, Frost Sword Goddess! Third, the Unreal Goddess! … … Seventh, Unparalleled Prodigy! Ye Chen who was born unable to cultivate awakened the Sign-In system, and sneakily signed in at the Immortal Destiny Holy Land every day. Ye Chen said, “I’ll sign in quietly, then one day, I'll shock everyone with my strength!"

After being reborn in the ancient times before the Great God-Conferment War, Li Changshou becomes a minor cultivator. He is neither destined for great things nor great woe. His only dream is to live a long life as a cultivator. In order to survive in the cruel Primordial Times, Li Changshou tries hard not to accumulate any karma—killing inevitably leads to feuds. Thus, he always plans thoroughly before doing anything and never allows himself to walk into dangerous situations. He hides his trump cards well, trains himself in escape techniques, refines poisonous pills, and masters his mystical abilities. Before making any moves, he takes on an extremely steady demeanor. Yet, every move of his ends up earth-shattering. Once he is done, he will disappear without a trace. Li Changshou originally plans to remain hidden and safe in the mountain. There, he is supposed to cultivate until he ascends to immortality. However, everything changed one year when his master seems to think that their lives are too peaceful... He takes in a junior sister...

With the Heavenly Medical Skills and Peerless Martial Arts under his belt, his master had made him descend the mountain to become a live-in son-in-law, all to temper his character! And his wife was an ice queen, who wouldn't even let him touch her, always wearing a cold expression and even expecting him to fetch water for her footbaths! Now, three years had gone by, and the agreed period had come to an end. Surprisingly, the ice queen of a wife decisively asked for a divorce. But the moment he stepped out of the civil affairs office, he found six stunning beauties standing at the door, whose loveliness made even her feel inferior! The ice queen of a wife, "President Su! You, why are you here?" His senior sister, Su Yumei, "I'm here to pick up my little junior brother! Your former husband!"

The first time Yan Zhaoge crossed worlds, he landed in a martial warrior civilization that was at the peak of prosperity. He ended up in the book storage building of the the Divine Palace, which collected and preserved the classics of the entire world from all fields of knowledge. However, a world class calamity struck soon after and even the Divine Palace was destroyed. Yan Zhaoge's soul once again crossed over, but this time he arrived in the same world, except countless years have passed. With his brain full of rare books and classics from the era of peak prosperity, Yan Zhaoge's second crossing over to the present era was like a gamer who was used to playing hell mode suddenly finding himself playing the game on easy. That was just way too awesome. But before that, he needs to fix a certain problem. “I'm not a main character? In fact, I'm actually the the main character's love rival and the antagonistic Mr. Perfect senior martial brother? This script is wrong!”

The day Taoist Wang Ye came down the mountain Eldest senior sister: "I’m giving you a billion-dollar hotel, follow me." Second senior sister: "A healer’s heart, Wang Ye, come work as Divine Doctor in my clinic." Third senior sister: "Senior sister wants to take you to conquer the entire entertainment industry." Fifth senior sister: "Wang Ye, from today on, you are the chief appraisal master in my treasure appraisal business." Sixth senior sister: "Fly through the blue skies and travel the world with me." Fourth senior sister: "Follow the fourth senior sister, you can’t go wrong…" Ah... The senior sisters are too formidable, what a dilemma!

[No turning back to old love + single female lead + daily sweetness + no system, no Golden Finger + relaxation & healing + long-lasting romance] "Xie Xiao, you can't just stop wanting me after being so good to me for three years and getting me used to it. What do these three years between us amount to?" Zhou Mianmian looked at Xie Xiao with tears blurring her eyes and a pitiful expression. "Consider it my bad luck," Xie Xiao said indifferently with a glance at her. "Are you mad at me because I didn't agree to be with you?" Zhou Mianmian reached out to grab his hand, her voice pleading, "Then let's be together now, okay?" "You deserve someone better than me," Xie Xiao dodged her hand, pulling the beautiful girl by his side into his arms, "Wife, let’s go." Now that I'm reborn, let someone else be the lovestruck fool. Xie Xiao just wants to live a sweet life holding the tsundere treasure of a girl he overlooked for years~ ---- In his past life, Xie Xiao was blind, unable to tell the difference between a scheming girl and a treasure. To buy milk for the scheming girl, he got hit by a car and was paralyzed in bed for three years. In the end, the scheming girl turned around and went with another lovestruck fool. Instead, there was a proud and cute girl by his side... Until her accidental death... Xie Xiao closed his eyes in despair... If only time could be turned back...

Matanya dan mata hangat itu beradu sama-sama terkejut menyadari keberadaan yang tidak pernah terbayangkan sebelumnya. Dia sudah menyaksikan dengan mata kepala sendiri pernikahan sahabatnya sekaligus pernikahan laki-laki yang sangat dia cintai. Arsen. Dia bisa merasakan ada kabut yang menggelayut di matanya, ada gumpalan air yang memaksa keluar dari sana dan dia butuh menghindar dari tempat itu untuk menumpahkannya. Namun, entah kenapa kakinya tiba-tiba sulit untuk di gerakkan, kepalanya tiba-tiba pusing dan dia hanya bisa berdiri terpaku di tempat. Menyaksikan pemandangan yang sangat menyiksa hatinya, berdiri menyaksikan kenyataan yang tidak pernah di pikirkan sebelumnya. Dia harus mendengarkan janji-janji suci pernikahan yang di ucapkan dia harus melihat laki-laki itu menyematkan cincin pernikahan di jari manis sahabatnya. Dan dia harus melihat laki-laki itu memberikan ciuman pertamanya pada sahabatnya. Dia tidak tahan dengan semua itu. Tidak tahan dengan semua rasa sakit yang mulai menyerang hatinya, tidak tahan untuk segera menumpahkan air matanya. Namun itu pun tidak bisa di lakukannya, air matanya tidak bisa menetes seolah membeku seperti kebekuan hatinya yang sudah tidak bisa merasakan apa-apa.

"Yanyan, Xiaoyue has been raised in the family for more than 20 years, and now she is sick. Can you stop competing with Xiaoyue for the position of eldest daughter of the Gu family? I know you are wronged, but you grew up in the countryside and have been used to bearing hardships since childhood. You are so kind-hearted, and I know you won't be mind." "This is elder Li's birthday party. You don't know anything. You will only be humiliated if you go there. Can't you just stay at home quietly so that your mother and I won't worry about you? Look how much trouble you have made after you came back. Can't you learn from your sister?" "Look, here is the country girl adopted by the Gu family. Oh my God, her hands are so rough that they feel like to be polished!"

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Masa sma adalah masa yang paling indah. Masa dimana semua orang bisa menjalin persahabatan bahkan kisah cinta. Kisah yang akan selalu dikenang sepanjang masa. Ukiran senyum, tawa, dan tangis akan banyak tertuang disana. Namun beda halnya dengan apa yang dirasakan Mikael. Masa sma tak akan pernah lebih dari sebuah bencana baginya. Pemaksaan dari orang tuanya telah menjebak alur takdirnya. Saat dimana ia seharusnya bisa bersenang senang dengan teman seumurnya telah sirna. Tanggung jawab besar kini diembannya. Perjodohan paksa. Dua kata itulah yang mampu mengubahnya. Mengubah seluruh sifat dan kepribadiannya. Persetan dengan gadis cantik yang akan jadi istrinya. Ia pasti akan membencinya. Karena gadis kecil itulah ia menderita. Gadis yang selalu membuat kacau urusannya. Sungguh, ia akan menelantarkannya. Namun apakah takdir akan membiarkannya? Apakah takdir mau berkompromi dengannya? Atau, ia akan kalah? Kalah akan skenario yang telah ditentukan-Nya, dan jatuh kepelukan gadis pengubah segalanya?