aot crack fanfic

Should I do a synopsis? Nah.... Read the book and find out on your own. Well... I could maybe possibly give you some small highlights. Be enthralled by my creativity. Anyways --> This is how it is A poor teen dies of depression. Why and how? Donno. Maybe it was your sweet ol author being cruel. Cough. The poor teen manages to reincarnate as a wealthy and powerful prince of an equally powerful nation. A nation of 9 incredible clans derived from 9 absolute beasts of mankind. Things get crazy wicked pretty fast but our teen MC here loves it. Join our MC as he and his group of misfits make a playground out of the world..

Our MC, Asriel who is a 20 years old university student, after reading the latest series of attack on titan (by latest I mean the one where Mikasa was treated like shit) he felt extremely sad and angry about how the plot is going decided to go out and vent. Little did he know he would get the chance to change the fate of those characters. Also spoilers alert! Please read at your own discretion. This is my first time writing and just writing for fun. And because I feel really really sad about Mikasa's fate. (I wrote this when that chapter came out so.....yeah) This is a work of fiction, I claim no ownership or credit regarding the existence of pre-existing characters or content or plot or story and whatnot, except the original characters. Cover picture is not mine, all credits goes to wallpaperplay.com

Kaito's day went from boring to brutal in 2 seconds flat. One minute he's driving home with a trunk full of avocados, the next he's waking up in a world where humans are on the menu. No, he didn't get lost in a bad anime marathon - he literally woke up in Viva la Titan's land. Now, he's just trying to survive without getting eaten, all while wondering if he left his stove on back in the real world. Oh, now that he's here, why not bang some beauties too!

In an alternate reality, Titans weren't confined to a single planet; they were integral to a sprawling interplanetary network that linked diverse worlds across the galaxy. Tasked with safeguarding planets and their inhabitants from external threats, Titans had become the linchpin of the interstellar defense force. However, this newfound importance didn't guarantee universal acceptance. Some planets viewed Titans as encroachments on their autonomy, leading to simmering tensions and occasional conflicts. Yet, for Ymir, a Titan born into a world entrenched in warfare, this interplanetary structure symbolized hope—a chance to transcend personal battles and contribute to a cosmic cause. As the narrative unfolds, it traverses from Earth-centric conflicts to a grand interplanetary stage, eventually intertwining with an intergalactic storyline. Politics and intrigue serve as the backdrop, enriching the tale with unexpected twists and ethical quandaries. Readers can support the author's creative journey and gain access to exclusive content by joining their Patreon campaign at P@.treon/DarkLord001, fostering a vibrant community around the evolving narrative. This project promises an enthralling exploration of cosmic politics, personal growth, and epic conflicts across the vast expanse of the universe.

In a world plagued by darkness and despair, a young soldier named Titus finds himself teetering on the brink of madness. Tormented by the cruelty of his fellow humans and haunted by the ghosts of his past, Titus is driven to the breaking point, his faith in humanity shattered beyond repair. Desperate for an escape from the pain and suffering that surrounds him, Titus surrenders control to the darkness within, unleashing the ancient power of the Arachnid Titan. With its insidious influence coursing through his veins, Titus embraces his newfound role as harbinger of destruction, vowing to cleanse the world of all life and usher in a new era of darkness. As Titus and the Arachnid Titan set their sights upon their unsuspecting prey, they unleash a wave of terror and devastation unlike anything the world has ever seen. With each passing moment, their power grows stronger, their grip on reality slipping further into the abyss. But as the darkness closes in around them, Titus is forced to confront the true cost of his actions. Haunted by visions of the lives he has destroyed and the innocents he has condemned to death, Titus struggles to reconcile his newfound power with the man he once was. In a race against time, Titus must confront his inner demons and reclaim control of his destiny before it's too late. But with the Arachnid Titan's influence growing stronger by the day, Titus finds himself teetering on the edge of oblivion, his very soul hanging in the balance. As the world hurtles towards the brink of annihilation, Titus must make a choice—will he embrace the darkness within and condemn humanity to its doom, or will he find the strength to rise above his darkest impulses and forge a new path forward? In a tale of darkness and redemption, Titus's journey will test the limits of his humanity and redefine the very essence of what it means to be a hero. And as the final battle for the fate of the world unfolds, Titus will discover that the power to change the world lies not in destruction, but in the choices we make and the sacrifices we are willing to endure.

I hated the ending. Attack on Titan's conclusion was brutal and unforgiving. No one deserved that fate, and I couldn’t accept it. So, I chose to change it. I transported myself into this world, not by chance, but because I wanted to rewrite its future. I’ve seen what’s coming — the Titans will breach the walls, destroy everything, and tear apart the people I came to care about. But I won’t let it happen. I know how this story ends, and I’m not going to let that fate play out. I’ll do whatever it takes to change the course of history. No more tragedies. No more loss. The world doesn't know it yet, but I’m here to fix it, to make sure that the ending is different — a better ending. This time, things will change. I’ll make sure of it. Feel free to support me buymeacoffee.com/niikaz

Behold, the life daily life of Barbie, Ken, Skipper, Chelsea, Raquelle, the cat, and of a course a suicidal horse named Mcdonalds. Wacky hijinks will ensue like kidnapping, get a job, going to NYC, going to the underworld, watching SNL, and of course getting superpowers will happen in this psychotic crack-fic. (If you wish to support me on other places, look up Life in the Crack House on AO3, thank you)

A teenager transmirgrates into the world of Attack Of Titan

At first Kira seemed like a normal human; he went to school, had friends and a loving family. But he was anything but normal, for him; this wasn't enough. In his opinion Earth was boring, a place where he would never be satisfied. So when he died and awoke in a world, a world he knew, a world of fiction, he was excited and finally felt alive, because in this world he could finally do something worthwhile. For example, taking over the world, or destroying humanity.

The world of titans is a enormous one pun intended with the 9 intelligent titans ruling them all those are: The Founding Titan, Female Titan, Beast Titan, Attack Titan, Cart Titan, War hammer Titan, Colossus Titan, Armored Titan, and Jaw Titan they are the absolute rulers of the world of Titans but they won't be able to stand the might of the most legendary of X-Men Wolverine Does the Armored Titan have almost impenetrable armor? I Wolverine will still slice him up Does the Jaw Titan have a jaw that can snap almost anything that enters its mouth? Well then let him have a taste of my adamantium skeleton The Colossal Titan is enormous and can kill me with high powered steam? Go ahead I will regenerate and slice him up The Cart Titan has incredible stamina and endurance meaning it can go on for days or months without stopping? Then I will challenge it to a marathon and win The Founding Titan can control other Titans making them attack me? Let them come no matter how many there are they are all just maggots and flies The War hammer Titan can absolutely destroy me with a swing of his hammer? Then come at me I will still slice you up The Beast Titan can talk and hay higher intellect? Come here I will gut you making coats out of your pelt and kebabs from your meat Does the Attack Titan seek freedom? I will give you freedom in the afterlife as I slice you up The Female Titan can instinctually harden and is an all-purpose unit? I don't care I will still woo the girl inside and make her mine I Wolverine will stand atop this cursed world of titans slicing anybody in my way to bits