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The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

Lin Xinlan, who possessed both spatial and wood manipulation abilities, was betrayed by her boyfriend and best friend. They had drugged her and sent her to a laboratory to become a test specimen all for the sake of a month’s worth of food supply. Having suffered both physical and mental torture, she chose to self-destruct, taking the lab researchers down with her! When she woke up again, she found herself in another era as a twelve-year-old girl named Lin Yuelan.When Lin Yuelan was nine years old, a Taoist who had been begging for water asserted that she would grow up to jinx her husband! Rumors spread and the assertion of her jinxing her husband turned into jinxing her parents, to her relatives, then her friends, and eventually she was said to be a jinx of the world. Her grandparents, uncles, and awful relatives were terrified of being jinxed to death, so they resolutely severed ties with nine-year-old Lin Yuelan. They removed her from the family register and made her live on her own. Her foolish father had obeyed the clan’s wishes, her mother was a crying mess, and her siblings couldn’t do anything to help. Being separated from the family at nine years old, she was given a shabby and shaky little hut, one paddy field, and two dry fields as severance compensation. From then on, the Lin family had nothing to do with Lin Yuelan, and Lin Yuelan became a girl with no background. She warily reached the age of twelve, but accidentally offended the village’s bully. The bully’s comrade eventually beat her to death, and that allowed Lin Xinlan to transmigrate onto her.“I have spatial abilities, and the world will be mine! Watch as I, Lin Xinlan, command authority wherever I go, and become a supreme being!”
4.3
2070 Chs
The Prince of Military Academy Is Actually A Girl!

The Prince of Military Academy Is Actually A Girl!

After dying from a strange terminal illness, Ling Lan was reborn into a world 10000 years into the future. Although she dearly wished she could just live a peaceful and uneventful life in her new healthy body, fate had other plans ... Forced to disguise herself as a boy just so she could inherit her deceased father's premium military benefits, Ling Lan's journey to adulthood was full of challenges. After much difficulty, she finally turned sixteen when she could drop the charade. But before she could grasp her newfound freedom to get married and start her own family, a twist of fate results in her being thrown into the Federation's top military boys' school. With these twists of fate, Ling Lan had little choice but to walk further and further down a path of no return, one of cold and aloof dominance ... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ryuxenji the translator here. :3 Here are some other things you should know: 1) This story is NOT primarily a romance. QI's system right now categorizes all novels taken from the female novel Chinese site (起点女生网) as 'romance' without fail, regardless of whether they truly are romance. So, if you are here just for the romance, you might want to find a different novel. There will be some romance eventually, but most of this novel is Sci-Fi/Xianxia with a lot of world-building and character development. 2) I use British spelling. So, please ensure spelling errors are really errors before reporting them. 3) No matter what the release rate up top says, the guaranteed release rate right now is 1 chp/day (a.k.a. 7 chps/week). All else is extra at my discretion. (I'll try my best, but RL responsibilities come first.)
4.7
1501 Chs
No Substitutes for the Bigshots' Dream Girl Anymore!

No Substitutes for the Bigshots' Dream Girl Anymore!

In her pursuit of saving enough money to return home, Hannah found herself playing the role of the "first-love" character in a beloved novel. Originally, this character was a typical stand-in supporting actress, taking on various substitutes for the female lead as dictated by the male protagonists, such as donating kidneys or sparing road for the female lead, which she all agreed. Eventually, the original character succumbed to the pressure, turning dark and meeting a tragic demise with a disfigured face on the streets after being killed by the male protagonists. Hannah's task was to follow this grim plotline and achieve the tragic story's intended outcome. However, in the eyes of George River, she was merely a substitute he had enlisted—an entity dependent on him. When his true love returned, he callously abandoned the woman who deeply loved him. Later, he regretted his decision, only to discover that the once-begging woman was now surrounded by various exceptional men. The individuals who had previously used her as a shield—the movie king, the ambitious young actor who climbed over her for his ideal goddess, and the president who regretted his actions upon regaining his memory—all found themselves humbly pleading for her affection: "Hannah, the one I love is you." Confused by the sudden turn of events, Hannah observed her bank account steadily growing and stumbled upon a newfound skill for crafting tragic stories. As the main antagonist who successfully survived until the end of the story, Arnold Simmons was ruthless, dark, and violent. In his eyes, Hannah appeared to be the most naive woman he had ever encountered, her thoughts consumed solely by love. Witnessing her continuous deception by those around her, Arnold eventually reached a breaking point and seized her, declaring, "Stay by my side; let me handle your tasks." [A seemingly fragile flower with an inner strength, Daughter of the Sea, crosses paths with an obsessed, dark, and sinister antagonist who contemplates disrupting the pond of bred fish every day.]
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1277 Chs
What might be included in a funny girl waxing story?
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2024-11-23 03:36
A girl getting her eyebrows waxed and the beautician accidentally waxing off part of her eyelashes could be part of a funny story. She would probably look in the mirror in shock at first and then burst out laughing at her new, odd look.
Can you share the funny girl waxing story?
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2024-11-23 03:28
There could be a story where a girl decided to try at - home waxing for the first time. She read the instructions but still managed to get everything wrong. She put way too much wax on, and when she tried to pull the strip, it just wouldn't come off cleanly. She ended up with wax all over her hands and half - on, half - off strips on her legs. She called her friend laughing hysterically about her failed waxing attempt.
Waxing Gone Wrong: A Funny Story of an Unusual Waxing Incident
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2024-12-14 05:47
I heard about a girl who went for a full - body wax. She fell asleep during the process. The waxer thought she was just really relaxed. But when it was time to remove the wax, the girl woke up suddenly because of the pain. She was so startled that she started flailing her arms and legs. The waxer had to calm her down. It was quite a scene and a really funny story.
What makes a funny waxing story?
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2024-12-07 04:57
Accidents during the waxing process can make it funny. For example, when the wax doesn't come off properly and leaves a mess. Also, if someone has an unexpected reaction, like screaming in a really high - pitched voice when the strip is pulled. And of course, when the end result looks really odd, like crooked lines or patchy areas.
Tell a funny at home waxing story.
2 answers
2024-11-16 11:30
Well, I tried waxing my upper lip at home. I put on the wax and then got distracted by a phone call. By the time I remembered and went to pull the strip, the wax had hardened so much that it felt like I was trying to rip off my skin. It was painful but also really funny because of how silly I was to get distracted. In the end, I managed to get the wax off, but my upper lip was red for a while.
What could be a waxing funny story?
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2024-11-15 16:53
A young man was going to get his chest waxed for a beach trip. He thought it would be a quick and painless process. However, when the waxing started, he started making all sorts of strange noises. He was moaning and groaning like he was in the middle of a horror movie. The waxer couldn't stop laughing and had to take a break in between. In the end, the man's chest was red and he looked like he had been through a battle, but he also laughed at himself saying he should have known better.
Tell me a waxing funny story.
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2024-11-15 13:01
Once upon a time, a girl went for her first waxing session. She was so nervous that when the beautician started, she let out a really loud yelp. It sounded like a cat whose tail had been stepped on. Everyone in the salon looked at her, and she turned bright red. But then she started laughing and said, 'Well, at least now you all know I'm not made of stone!'
Waxing Gone Wrong Funny Story: Share Your Hilarious Waxing Mishaps
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2024-12-17 00:13
Well, once I went for a leg wax. The beautician was new and she got the wax too hot. When she applied it, I yelped like a dog. And then when she tried to pull the strip, it broke halfway. So I had half - hairy, half - waxed leg. It was so embarrassing but looking back, it's really funny.
Tell me the funny man waxing story.
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2024-12-15 12:55
The funny man waxing story is about a man who was dared by his friends to get his eyebrows waxed. He went to the salon not really knowing what to expect. As the beautician applied the wax and ripped it off, his eyes widened in shock and pain. But instead of crying, he started making jokes about how now he looked like a surprised alien. He continued to crack jokes throughout the whole process, making the usually serious waxing environment a very light - hearted and humorous one.
What makes a hair waxing story funny?
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2024-12-11 10:08
The reaction of the person getting the waxing also adds to the humor. If they overreact or are really calm about a disastrous waxing job. Say a person's hair gets all messed up during waxing and they just shrug and say 'Well, it's a new style', that's quite funny. Another aspect could be the inexperience of the waxer. When an amateur tries to wax someone's hair and ends up in a total mess, like getting the wax stuck everywhere. That's a great source of amusement.
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