funny small stories

Here is one. A Telugu man went to the market to buy a chicken. He asked the seller, 'How much for this small chicken?' The seller said, '100 rupees.' The man said, 'But it's so small!' The seller replied, 'It's a special breed, very tasty.' The man said, 'Okay, I'll take it.' When he got home, he found out it was a baby parrot instead! His family had a good laugh about his 'chicken' purchase.

Well, there's a story about a cat that chased its own tail so furiously that it got dizzy and just flopped over. It was so funny to watch.

One common theme is misunderstandings. Just like in the story where the man thought he was buying a chicken but got a parrot. Another theme is trickery, for example, when the boy tricked his mother about the monster. Also, there is often a focus on the simple and humorous aspects of daily life in Telugu culture, like the tailor making an overly large shirt for the customer who wanted to look like a king.

Once there was a man who tried to take a picture of his foot. He ended up taking a picture of his face because he held the camera the wrong way. It was really hilarious.

A teacher asked a student, 'What is the longest word in the English language?' The student replied, 'Smiles, because there is a mile between its first and last letters.' It's a simple yet really funny story.

Here's one. A little boy went to the zoo. He saw a penguin and thought it was a duck in a tuxedo. He asked his mom if they could take the 'fancy duck' home. His mom had to explain that it was a penguin and not a duck.

In a small town, there was a librarian who had a cat that wandered around the library. One day, the cat jumped onto a table during a reading session for kids and started chasing its own tail. The kids were more interested in the cat's antics than the story being read, and it became a really funny event that the whole town remembered. The librarian just laughed and let the cat be. There's always something unexpected and funny like this in small towns.

A squirrel was trying to hide its nuts in a bird feeder. Every time it put a nut in, the birds would fly away in a panic. But the squirrel just kept at it, not realizing that it was causing chaos for the birds. It was a really comical sight to see.

Sure. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a tooth extraction.' The man was so nervous. But when the dentist pulled out his tooth, the man said, 'Hey, that was easier than I thought!' The dentist replied, 'I haven't even started yet.'

Sure. There was a little ghost who was very shy. He haunted an old house but was too scared to show himself properly. One night, a group of kids dared each other to enter the house. When they got in, they heard a faint whispering. It was the shy ghost trying to say 'boo' but it came out as a soft 'woo'. The kids thought it was the wind at first, but then they saw a small white figure peeking around the corner, which made them laugh instead of being scared.