funny police bathroom stories

Well, I heard once that a police officer accidentally locked himself in the bathroom stall at the station. His partner was outside laughing so hard while he was trying to figure out how to get out. After a while, they had to call the maintenance guy to unlock it.

At a big police event, the portable bathrooms were set up. One officer went in and found that the door wouldn't close properly. He had to hold it shut with one hand while doing his business. When he came out, he was all flustered and his friends couldn't help but laugh. It was an embarrassing but also quite funny situation for him.

I was at a new job and still getting used to the office layout. I thought I was going into an empty meeting room to use my phone privately. But it turned out it was the bathroom. I was just standing there on my phone when someone walked in. I quickly said 'Wrong room!' and scurried out, feeling so stupid.

One funny police Christmas story could be about a police officer who dressed up as Santa Claus to visit the local children in the neighborhood. He was on his patrol bike which was decorated with tinsel and bells. When he stopped to talk to the kids, one of them asked if Rudolph was in the police stable. The officer had to quickly come up with a funny response that Rudolph was on a special mission to help other Santas around the world.

One funny story is when a police officer pulled over a car because the driver was singing at the top of their lungs and looked like they were having a concert all by themselves. The officer ended up laughing and just gave a warning about being distracted while driving.

In my high school bathroom, there was a group of girls who always used to sing really loudly in the stalls. It was like an impromptu concert every day. They would sing all kinds of popular songs and sometimes even make up their own lyrics. Everyone outside the stalls would be listening and laughing.

A colleague of mine went into the office bathroom. He thought he was alone and started singing at the top of his lungs. But then another guy came out of one of the stalls. My colleague was so embarrassed and ran out red - faced.

One time, I was in a public bathroom. As I was using the toilet, I heard a really strange noise coming from the drain. It sounded like something was trying to claw its way up. I got so scared that I quickly finished and ran out. When I told the janitor about it later, he just laughed and said it was probably just an old pipe making noise.

Once, I was in a public bathroom. I was in a hurry and didn't notice that the toilet paper roll was empty. When I realized it, I had to shout for help through the door. It was so embarrassing.

My cousin was taking a bath and had a bunch of bath toys in the tub. He was pretending to be a pirate and standing up in the tub. All of a sudden, he slipped and his toys went flying everywhere. He was okay but had soap in his eyes and was yelling for help. It was so funny seeing him all soapy and disoriented.