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Diario de poemas, metodología sádica, romántica, suicida, reflexiva y la demás mierda que sea. Jamás pude ser lo que plasmé, noche tras noche, letra tras letra, papel, navaja, lápiz... Al final muerte.

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Duke's Revenge sequence "And?" But customs changed. His people had little tolerance for sorcerers. They were natural enemies. It was defying all conventions. Violate ancient traditions. He was simply bewitched by her. "And since when do you care about traditions, my friend?" - You are mine. - Richard Morgan sighed contentedly, his hand smothering her face. - Only mine, my dear. Didn't think it was like that ...- The firm hands smoothed his belly. She was silent. A silence that seemed to last a damn eternity. He was the alpha of the pack and the girl a sorceress. Why the hell did he get the impression he could feel something else in her? She wasn't a wolf.

It's a pure comedy. The comedic journey of three friends who are the Ruler of the Universes. They came to complete their last objective. Let's start their hilarious adventure. Even turning the most tragic in to comedy. [ Most of the characters are taken from different mythologies.] It will be quite fast paced. And a lots of grammar mistakes. Enjoy.

Whitchurch high was not your average high school. It was a high school filled with wolves from different packs even rouges went here among humans and even witches. it's would be the starting point of a great adventure for two wolves and those around them....

I don’t remember how it started but it did. It was a fine morning and I woke up to notifications repeatedly coming from my phone. I was used to it now. It had been 2 weeks since the dating rumour and the George Floyd rumour. The notifications sort of became my alarm. I sighed and silenced my phone and went to the bathroom to get ready for the day. As usual, I wore something that would make me blend in. I looked in front of the mirror and make sure I had everything on. 1: Sweater ✔︎ 2: Short Skirt ✔︎ 3: Timberlands ✔︎ 4: Cross-over purse ✔︎ 5: Beanie ✔︎ 6: Glasses ✔︎ I checked that everything was in place before I left the house. Surprisingly, I blended in really well and no one even looked at me. Everything was going well, until I was suddenly surrounded by a mob of people. I looked around and there was so many people starting to crowd me. I was confused until I saw the signs. “#JUSTICEFORGEORGEFLOYD” “KIM EUNJI DOESN’T DESERVE MARK LEE” “#EUNJI&MARKSHOULDBREAKUP” My mind was spiralling. I didn’t know what to look at. I was losing control with the loud protesting, words everywhere, how close everyone was, and the camera flashes flicking as a picture of me was taken. I fainted in the middle of the street.

-. nacimos en un mundo que no es color de rosa, nacimos en un lugar inospito, donde la vida es monotona y no hay espacio para las emociones y muchos no encuentran la salida.

(This novel is based on Malay's myth of Dragon Tasek Chini) One day, a village girl in her 20s wanted to go to the big city alone by grabbing a taxi. Because of her naivety and clueness of real world, she almost got assaulted by the taxi driver, who parked his taxi beside an abandoned lake. But before anything happened, the girl saw a very old lady with a black stick standing right behind the assaulter and in a seconds, the old lady hit the assaulter very hard on his head until he was unconscious. Seem like he would not wake up anytime sooner. The old lady smiled and asked her to call the police. When the girl grabbed her phone, she noticed the old lady suddenly disappeared without any trace. After that experience, the girl really is confused of the appearance of the old lady. She would always come to the lake to search the old lady to thank her, but the people who lived nearby said they did not know any old lady or anyone's grandmother based on her descriptions. Some did say the girl might hallucinate or even claimed she met a ghost. But for the girl, she's really sure she was very conscious that time as she was struggling with the assaulter and also during that happened, it was in bright day! It is unlikely a ghost. But then a strange old guy who was the eldest in the nearby village said the old lady she found is a dragon who lived there for decades or even more years. The villagers denied as the old guy factfully having brain problem, but the girl still remember his words over time. Her search was bound to be failed then one day the old lady came to her dream. But this time the old lady seemed reverse her body from old to young and younger until they were at the same age. The girl looked at the old lady and found out that the old lady has almost the same look as her, but different a bit in some face spots. Then the old lady came nearer to her and whispered, "Mom". "What?" The girl immediately wake up. She knew she heard something but she could not recall what was it. After that dream, one by one mystery things happened to the girl. Will the girl successfully reveal the old lady's identity and what's with her dream? Also every year, the lake was being revealed to have few people met a huge dragon in the lake. Some claimed they saw a golden dragon but some others claimed too it's a silver dragon. End up everyone made their own theories. P/s: This is just a novel I made based on female lead's experience. Yes as usual the fl is a fake person so never once everything I wrote here happened to someone. Just enjoy the novel. Oh yeah, just saying, stay tune with my main novel "HiTsuki-10 Days Knowing You" because it might have relation to this story hehe. P/s again: Picture above is not mine. Credit to real owner

A young boy rescued by a young girl who turned out to be an engineer working for a secret military unit lead by the government. What happens next is that same young boy will become something special; After taking the Maze X serum, a serum designed by the military secret bio lab facility, hoping to create super soldiers. Men who can transcend even the strongest or fastest of man humanity can offer.

SENSITIVE TOPIC TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ : novel ini mengandung religious trauma, self harm, depression, sexual harrasment, su!c!dal. jika ada yang dari salah satu kata diatas yang dapat menyebabkan trigger mohon untuk tidak membaca nya jika tidak nyaman terimakasih. arthur adalah seorang anak remaja yang menyukai seni. itu semua berubah saat dia memasuki jenjang smp, dimana dia masuk ke sekolah agama islam khusus laki laki..