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Sir, How About A Marriage?

Sir, How About A Marriage?

At the peak of her career, A-list actress Song Ning announced her withdrawal from the entertainment industry for love, shocking the nation. Everyone thought that she must have found her ideal home. That was why she was so determined. At first, Song Ning thought so too. For the rest of her life, she would not be a celebrity. She would only be a virtuous and virtuous woman who would take care of her husband and children at home. However, on the night before their wedding, she found out that her fiancé was having an affair with her best friend. Enraged, Song Ning found a random man to register their marriage at the entrance of the Civil Affairs Bureau. She originally wanted to take revenge on her scumbag fiancé, but she did not expect that the man who registered his marriage with her was the heir of nation's largest financial group, Mu Chen. After they got married, Mu Chen doted on Song Ning and protected her in every way possible. He didn't allow anyone to bully her. Song Ning always thought that she would be happy for the rest of her life and live the best life she wanted. That's right, she got it. It was just a little different from what she had originally imagined. The person who gave her everything was someone else. Many years later… Song Ning looked at Mu Chen affectionately. "I'm really lucky. Thank God I met you and saved me from hell." Mu Chen smiled faintly. “Yes, thank God.” However, Song Ning would never know. Mu Chen wasn't talking about thanking God for letting him meet Song Ning. He was thanking God for letting Song Ning's fiancé cheated on her so that he would have a chance. There was no such thing as an accidental encounter. It was just a premeditated pursuit. That day, he waited for Song Ning outside the Civil Affairs Bureau for ten hours…
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889 Chs
Something about her (Completed)

Something about her (Completed)

WARNING: MATURE CONTENT INSIDE | EROTIC-ROMANCE | R-18 “How could he make her feel so beautiful all over doing nothing but to stare at her with so much desire?” SYNOPSIS There’s one word that suits Mayor Grego Perez: lonely. Nawala na ang saya at sigla niya nang hiwalayan siya ng kaniyang pinakamamahal na asawa na si Pauline. Matapos ang isang aksidenteng muntik nang ikamatay ni Pauline ay bigla na lang nanlamig sa kaniya si Pau. She’s not the old, sweet, and loving Pauline he once knew. Ni hindi man lang siya nito binigyan ng isang valid reason kung bakit ito nakipaghiwalay. He's moved on already. Ilang taon na rin naman ang lumipas. Masaya na rin siya sa buhay kapiling ang nag-iisang anak nila. But the pain is still there, na nadagdagan pa nang makilala niya si Rin– ang kakambal na kapatid ni Pauline na may amnesia. Rin looks exactly like Pauline. And in an instant, his longing and lust for his ex-wife arose from being burried in the deepest part of his heart. Rin needed answers about her real identity. Rin needed to find out the answers about her past. So, he helped her. He helped her not because she looks exactly like his beloved ex-wife but because there’s something about her that reminds her of the sweet, loving, old Pauline he once knew. The way she smile, talk, laugh, and cry. All of those reminds him of his beloved Pauline. Kaya naging mahirap para sa kaniya na paalisin si Rin sa buhay niya. But no… not only Rin’s traits that reminds him of the old Pauline but also the way she fucks him. Hard, fast, and vigorously hot. And Pauline's dominance seemed to be the cherry on top of her personality cup. The old Pauline was and always have been domineering not only in their relationship but also in their intimacy… …and so is Rin. Kaya hindi niya masisisi ang sarili na mahulog ang loob kay Rin. Pero kasabay ng pag-usbong ng mainit at mapusok na damdamin ay ang unti-unti nilang pagdiskubre sa katotohanang nakatago sa mga alaalang nakalimutan ng dalaga. Author's Note: Contains mature scenes and graphic terms. Please read at your own risk. You've been warned. (COMPLETED)
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Tell me a barbie barbie story.
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2024-11-04 02:32
There was a Barbie who was a talented dancer. She practiced every day in her dance studio at home. One night, there was a big dance competition in the city. Barbie entered the competition with her best dance moves. She was so confident and graceful on the stage. The judges were amazed by her performance. In the end, Barbie won the first prize and became a famous dancer in the Barbie world.
What is the 'Barbie Real Story' about?
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2024-11-13 06:42
Well, the 'Barbie Real Story' mainly focuses on Barbie as a cultural icon. Barbie started as a simple yet revolutionary toy. Her appearance, which was modeled after a German doll, was made more American - looking. Since her inception, Barbie has been a huge influence in the toy industry. She has had countless makeovers, from different hair colors to outfits representing different professions. This all contributed to her becoming a global phenomenon that has been both praised for inspiring girls' dreams and criticized for some of her unrealistic body proportions.
What is the 'barbie book story' about?
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2024-11-13 04:40
It could be about Barbie's various adventures. Maybe it's about her going to a magical land, making new friends there, and having exciting experiences like solving mysteries or going on quests.
What is the 'Black Barbie Story' about?
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2024-11-08 08:13
Well, it could be a story that delves into the history of Mattel's decision to introduce a black Barbie. It might talk about the challenges they faced in terms of design, marketing, and acceptance in different cultures. For example, in the past, the beauty standards represented by Barbie were often very white - centric, and the black Barbie was a step towards more inclusivity. It could also include stories of how black Barbie has inspired creativity in young girls, like how they style her hair, which is often different from that of white Barbie dolls.
What can be the plot of a barbie barbie story?
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2024-11-04 03:12
A simple plot could be that Barbie is preparing for a party. She has to choose the perfect dress, do her hair and makeup, and also prepare some delicious snacks for her guests. It's all about the excitement and little challenges she faces while getting ready for the party.
Jokes about Detective Conan
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2024-09-24 02:54
Detective Conan is a very popular Japanese mystery novel with many interesting plots and jokes. Here are a few jokes about Detective Conan: There was a character in Detective Conan called Kudo Shinichi. He had a habit of leaving behind a " Shinichi " fingerprint after every murder. One day, he was eating in a restaurant. The waiter asked him what drink he wanted. Kudo Shinichi hesitated for a moment and then said,"I want a cup of 'Shinichi Juice'." One of the two Detective Conan characters was called Maori Kogoro. He always tried to hide his reasoning ability. Every time he solved a case, he would say," I've ruled out all possibilities and there's only one possibility." Then he would explain why. Once, Maori Kogoro suddenly jumped up and said,"No, no, it's not that! " I have already ruled out all possibilities. There is only one possibility." At this time, Conan suddenly said," Maori Kogoro, you are not alone. All of our logic has been defeated by you." Among the three Detective Conans, there was a character called Akai Shuichi who always tried to hide his identity, so he was called "Akai Hermit". Once, he met a woman in a bar who told him,"I'm Akai Shuichi's sister." "Your sister?" Shuichi asked in surprise. Are you sure you are Akai Shuichi?" "No, I'm not Shuichi Akai's sister. I'm Shuichi Akai's lover," the woman replied. These jokes are just a small part of Detective Conan. I hope they can bring you some fun.
Jokes about green tea
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2024-09-20 12:24
I can provide you with some jokes about green tea. Here are a few examples: Why is green tea sweet? Because it had added sugar. Why can green tea help you lose weight? Because it reduced the intake of calories. 3 Why can green tea be refreshing? Because it contains coffee. Why can green tea prevent dental cavities? Because it reduced the growth of bacteria. Why can green tea reduce inflammation? Because it contained tea vitamins. I hope these jokes will make you laugh!
Are there any jokes about the interview?
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2024-09-10 23:12
Of course. Here are a few jokes about interviews: 1 Why do interviewers always ask "Do you have any questions for me?" Because they wanted to hear that your biggest question was that you had no questions about your class. Why do some people show a strange expression during the interview? Because they might be thinking,"How should I answer this question? I'm ready, but that doesn't mean I really want to ask anything." 3 How to answer the interviewer's question in the interview "What do you think is your greatest strength?" "I'm a very confident person." The interviewer may ask,"How do you think this confidence is cultivated?" "I've been training like this since I was young." I hope these jokes will make you laugh and remind you to maintain a confident and positive attitude during the interview.
What is 'barbie the real story' all about?
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2024-11-11 20:30
Barbie's real story is complex. It starts with her creation in a time when toys for girls were rather limited. Ruth Handler's idea was revolutionary. Since then, Barbie has not only been a toy but also a cultural phenomenon. She has been in movies, TV shows, and has a huge merchandise line. The real story might also touch on the business side of Barbie. Mattel, the company behind Barbie, has had to navigate through different market trends, consumer demands, and competition. For example, in recent years, they've had to compete with new types of toys and digital entertainment for kids. However, Barbie still remains a popular and well - recognized brand, and her story continues to evolve with the changing times.
What is the 'hindi barbie story' all about?
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2024-11-11 12:24
The 'hindi barbie story' might be a story that combines the global concept of Barbie with elements of Hindi language and culture. Maybe it's about a Barbie doll that comes to life in an Indian - inspired setting, facing challenges and making friends while interacting with the rich tapestry of Hindi - influenced society. For example, she could be part of a Bollywood - like story, dancing and singing in Hindi movies or festivals.
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