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Ji Yao, the future Pirate King rescued a pitiful boy from the goodness of his heart only to find out that pitiable looking lad was far from the word pitiful. Calling him a wolf pup in sheep's clothing wouldn't be an exaggeration. Like they say watch what you pick up and bring home with you. As they journeyed across the continent slaying creatures and half breeds that stood in their way all the wolf pup could think of was: 'My husband is cute,' Or 'When can we will nightfall come so we can cuddle,' Or 'Husband smells so good. I want to bite him.' Ji Yao who had woken up with a bite mark, "......" Let's Voyage together and witness a relationship designed by fate blossom into a power couple born from powerful Nocru clans. ----‐----------------------------------------------- 200 golden tickets or 1000 power stones = 2 extra chapters per week. With a lot more support I will be motivated to write. Thank you so much.

Ilona Black is the oldest daughter of the Pirate King. All her life, she's wanted to be a great pirate captain, just like her father. When she's finally given the chance, however, things go terribly wrong- Ilona's younger siblings have been captured and now it's up to her to get them back. All hope seems lost until she happens to meet the wickedly handsome Prince Mason who is having his own bad luck. He has been promised to marry a princess who he is quite certain is evil. He has no way to escape the marriage but once he meets the beautiful pirate Captain he comes up with a plan that will help them both. He will marry the daughter of the cruel king who took Ilona's siblings. They sail away and the plan seems perfect. Mason will escape the evil princess and Ilona will get her siblings back. But what happens when they start to fall for each other and put their whole plan in jeopardy? And what if their ship never reaches its destination at all?

3000 years ago, the world quaked and everything changed. Society went through a major upheaval that led to the fall of several societies and governments and the eventual rise of more powerful governments and organizations. In the current Era, an era where power decides and the encompassing sea is desired by all, a boy Hans Don Kruxe is born. Despite being born from parents who are both revered nobility in their own rights, Han Don Kruxe doesn’t get to live the idle princely life and unfortunately, when he turns nineteen, his world gets far worse than he can imagine. With his mother missing and his father his enemy, Kruxe thrusts himself into a dangerous world filled with humans and beings with abilities beyond normal but with the strong desire to save his mother, he becomes a pirate of the dangerous sea with nothing but a voice filled with promises by his side. “Lieutenants, captains, Vice-Admirals, Admirals, “forget about them, if my son is already being called a sea tyrant, then I sure as hell I’m becoming a grand admiral” Don Hashvil said with a chuckle not minding the several pressures that had been released on him. ****** Guys, truth is, though this book starts slow, just be a little chill, after all even the greatest of Aircraft are built on land... for now at least. Be patient my brothers and get introduced to greatness.

{Important} {Stop reading at chapter Ninety} Even after it all they will be together. Even after their differences they are together. Even if they didn't know the truth about themselves at first.... His death is her death and her death is his death. She controls the universe he controls the underworld She controls the heavens he controls hell She is wanted by evil ones he protects her from them despite being the most dangerous of them all The wrong pair as people may think but it's the right pair anyone could wish for ********* You won't only meet their love story but that of the few around them Kira and Melchoir Wanda and Xander Uma and Ralph and many more

***Book 1 Completed*** It is not always the prince who sweeps a maiden off her feet. Sometimes the person who is thought to be a villain is actually the true hero of the story. Hence, only a keen eye can see beyond the rough edges. “DANGER!” That's one of the things that can be associated with him. However, how can one revered as dangerous be at the same time the one that can make her heart beat down her throat and caused her breath to hitch? How might she avoid him when each time he gravitates toward her, she finds herself unfit to move? Entrapped. Dazed. Bathe with palpable tension no one could rupture. Was it just fear? Or on the other hand, was it something entirely different? A blossoming passion, perhaps? A forbidden love that would send both their worlds reeling upside down. Many have tried to escape the claws of fate, yet close to none have succeeded. Vereena Braxton, daughter of an Admiral from House MacGhille. An epitome of flawlessness she had to uphold and a scandal to avoid. Everything is perfect as her destiny had already been planned out as she ought to marry the crowned prince. That is, until one night, pirates came along their harbor and caused mayhem across their city. Where she finds herself in the clutches and at the mercy of a vicious pirate, stowed her away from the life she once knew. But with the time they spent, Vereena has come to ask herself. Has he really taken her as a captive, or has he set her free from the rigid society she lived in? WSA Theme: Historical

Arranged marriage? No way.... Controlled by nobility? Certainly not... I will not yield... no one can stop me. I will create my own adventures and no one will dictate the way I live! ***** Meet Lady Editha Allysse Carmen of the house of Pardue, a noblewoman arranged to wed Prince Eric of Beckforth. She refused and ran away. On her voyage to freedom, she was taken by the roguishly handsome Jacob, a pirate and captain of Labyrinth... He calls her Darling... Thus begins her adventure... join her as she chronicle her voyage and got to know the pirates’ secrets and the corruption she never knew existed. ***** Cover by: Emil Valeza and Paul Japon Paloma

To hunt down the Gods and snatch their powers, I embarked on a journey to loot the world. Allies? Foes? I need none. All I want is revenge, revenge for the death of my parents. *Ding* [ New Mission – Become A Pirate ] [ -> Gain 2 Allies ] [ -> Find a ship to sail ] I couldn’t be any happier after receiving the first mission. But making allies? Ha… I will make allies for sure, but they won’t have my trust. They will only be my pawns! [Warning: A bit slow paced, mc only gets system in chap 21. Aggressive progress after that. ]

After 18-year-old Mila’s cruise sinks she wakes up naked next to a handsome man! But wait the man she woke up next to calls her wife? And he’s known as the vicious pirate who destroys ships and steals their loot? As Mila grows accustomed to living as this man’s wife she finds out that there is a billion dollar reward for his head. As well as a map for navigating through the Bermuda Triangle. Mila’s purpose thus changes as she finds ways to turn him in. Will Mila survive in this new world by handing over the handsome pirate or be taken captive by his love?

This will be marked as completed from 4/6/2024 Magnus Jokull is given a second chance in life, and what does he do? Become a pirate. Life in Locrome, however, proves to be a very difficult thing. From being a child of prophecy, elixir of immortality and one of the most wanted pirates, he can't seem to catch a break. Follow along as Magnus goes on adventures with his crew, a group of odd folks. As he fights powerful foes, and solves the hardest of mysteries. This is Life Of A Pirate Lord. Don't miss out on a journey of a lifetime. More power stones means more quantity of chapters released.

Cover is a placeholder. Midjourneying isn't easy. I spend at least 20 seconds per prompt. "Look at you," he growled. "All bothered because of a filthy pirate. How can you live with yourself when you clearly want me so much?" -- --- How can she want him dead so badly when she desires him? --- #FANTASY #WSA2022 --- Mature content, violence, slow burn and dark themes. You've been warned. This is not your average fantasy love story despite the bad boy theme. --- Mariana Adams is a young woman in her early twenties, living in the fantastical world of Ad Rath, which is plagued by ghosts, sea monsters and ancient curses. She gathers herself a crew of battle-hardened privateers to hunt down her ex, the pirate king Captain Daniel Brandon. Their years together haunt Mariana, as does his betrayal...but how come can't she keep her eyes off him? Even when she finds out her fate as a savior of the world in a battle against ancient monsters, she keeps coming back to him across the ocean in this game of cat and mouse. On and off. Hot and cold. It's dangerous, but it's so addictive...but what if Daniel is even more demonic than she has thought? What if he keeps her in his domineering, hypnotic allure and won't let go? What does he really want from her? Her body? Her hatred? Her love? When angels and demons fall in love in a world of magic where anything can happen on the high seas, skies will crumble and hearts will be broken. There is only one rule in magic... You cannot forbid a heart from desiring. --- This is a bad boy / good-ish girl SLOW BURN love story set in a high fantasy world that may be familiar to you from Water Belongs to the Dead: Heart of the Witch and Evil Occultist. Set in a time of pirates, magnificent treasure ships and witches, I Hate to Love the Pirate King will plunder your heart. --- discord link finally. it's an actual functioning server afaik: https://discord.gg/tmeZKG5dqT