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My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality. In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince! “Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.” “Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!” “Your Highness the Crown Prince, it’s really not good this time! The great Crown Prince Consort threw out three explosion talismans and destroyed Noble Consort Zheng and her house!” A certain crown prince laughed madly. “Job well done! She’s truly my wife; she’s as awesome as always!” “Crown Prince, Crown Prince, it’s seriously bad this time! A beautiful man appeared in the great Crown Prince Consort’s room!” You got cuckolded again! The crown prince harshly picked up the handsome man half laying on her bed. “Who are you?” A certain consort replied with a stoic face. “I drew a deity-inviting talisman and summoned a venerable immortal of love.” “Get lost as soon as you finish fighting!” “Oh, sorry, it's easier to invite the devil in than to send him away!” I’m not leaving! Embark on this adventure of a little stoic who just wants to grow stronger and protect her family but unwittingly ends up with a merry company of troublemakers. A riveting cocktail of cultivation, zombies, and sci-fic!
4.6
3175 Chs
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

"After Gu Xin recovered from her illness, she realized that her whole family had changed. His father who was a gambling addict that once almost sold his wife and daughter, also often picked fights after getting drunk. That same father now said that he would not gamble anymore. He wanted to pick up his textbooks and take part in the imperial examinations to give the three of them a happy life. Her mother who was not just efficient, but also detailed and thorough in her work, spent her days holed up in the house, not daring to try anything adventurous. She did not even dare to light a fire and was only fierce to her daughter. That same mother was now suddenly carrying a chopper and facing off debt collectors. Her embroidery was outstanding and she was cold to others, her sister, who never cooked, no longer held the needles. She smiled more and took over all the work in the kitchen. Gu Xin felt that she was dreaming. Apart from the changes in her parents and sister, after she saved a fish, those who scolded her would fall and those who had bad intentions toward her would be unlucky. If she wanted to eat something, living things would come to her door and knock their heads against her door. Even if they were not living things, she could still find them by coincidence. Everything was so wonderful! Of course, it would be great if the young master of the Zhou Family in town did not go crazy. The young master of the Zhou family said that her parents would sell her and her sister would harm her in the future. The young master wanted to take her far away and escape from the Devil's Den. Father Gu, "Where did this little brat come from? I'm nine thousand years old and only a thousand years away from ten thousand years old. Why would I sell my precious daughter?" Mother Gu, "Get lost, you rascal. I'm a strong woman who owns a big business empire. It's not easy for me to have a daughter. Can I bear to do that?" Sister Gu, "Scumbag male protagonist, don't think that I don't know how much of a scumbag you are in your book and how you will hurt my Xiao Xinxin. Pfft!" Young Master Zhou, "How is it different from my previous life? However, no matter how different it is, I won't miss my Xinxin in this life." Gu Xin, "Have you asked for my opinion?"
4.6
2751 Chs
Rate My Job Funny Stories: Share and Rate the Hilarious Moments at Work
2 answers
2024-11-20 11:42
I work in a coffee shop. One day, a customer asked for a 'latte with a side of unicorn magic'. Our barista, not skipping a beat, told the customer that the unicorn magic was on backorder. The customer seemed to be in on the joke and started laughing. It was so funny. I rate this story a 7. It was a simple but great moment that brightened up the day.
Is there a famous 'Slap My Tits Wife Story'?
3 answers
2024-11-18 15:42
I'm not aware of any particularly famous story with that exact title. It's not a common or well - known story in mainstream literature or popular culture.
How to increase the drop rate in my world
1 answer
2025-01-09 04:14
To increase the drop rate in Minecraft, there were a few methods to try. First of all, he had to use the high-level Snatch Enchanted Diamond Sword and Fortune Enchanted Diamond Manuscript, which could be obtained by using the command. Secondly, he had to choose Hard Mode. The drop rate was related to the difficulty of the game, and the drop rate in Hard Mode was higher. In addition, one could also try to use the creation mode to obtain rare items, but this was usually suitable for novice players. In addition, some specific settings could also increase the drop rate, such as reducing the rendering distance, adjusting the image quality, and turning off smooth lighting and clouds. However, the specific method of increasing the drop rate might vary according to the version and game settings.
Rate My Job: Babysitter Horror Stories
3 answers
2024-11-20 04:41
One horror story was when the power went out while I was babysitting. The kids were already a bit scared of the dark, and it was a struggle to keep them calm. I had to find candles and flashlights in the dark while they were clinging to me and crying. It was a very chaotic and nerve - wracking situation.
Rate My Job: Babysitter Horror Stories
2 answers
2024-11-19 19:50
I once babysat for a family and the baby had a really bad diaper rash. But the parents hadn't told me about it before leaving. When I tried to change the diaper, the baby was in so much pain and started crying hysterically. It was really difficult to calm the baby down and deal with the situation without proper instructions from the parents.
How should I rate my novel?
3 answers
2024-10-18 01:51
Well, it depends on a few things. You could consider the plot, the characters, and how well-written the prose is.
Is 'whip my tits wife story' a common phrase?
2 answers
2024-11-18 19:48
No. It is not a common phrase at all. In standard English, we don't use such a combination of words.
What is the 'big tits drugged my story' about?
2 answers
2024-10-27 03:41
I'm not entirely sure what this specific 'big tits drugged my story' is about without more context. It could potentially be a very strange or made - up tale.
Rate my novel: Seeking honest opinions on my new novel
1 answer
2024-12-07 13:22
First, tell me what genre it is. Different genres have different standards. For example, in a mystery novel, the mystery needs to be solvable but not too obvious. In a romance, the chemistry between the characters has to be palpable. Generally speaking, if your novel has a unique selling point, like an original take on a common theme, it has potential. But again, more details are needed for a proper rate.
Rate My Job Bosses Interview Horror Stories
1 answer
2024-11-11 05:36
A horror story I have is when the boss during the interview kept interrupting me. I couldn't even finish a sentence without him cutting in. It made it really hard for me to get my points across. I think it showed his lack of respect for others' opinions and communication. Needless to say, I didn't pursue the job any further.
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