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After Transmigrating, the Fat Wife Made a Comeback!

After Transmigrating, the Fat Wife Made a Comeback!

Qiao Mei transmigrated into a novel as a supporting character with the same name as her who lacked presence. This supporting character was a country bumpkin who couldn’t get married due to her obesity. According to the original script, this country girl Qiao Mei was a fatty spoiled by her grandfather. However, their relatives were all vicious and cruel people. Her grandfather had poor health, so once he died, the relatives would divide and swallow up his assets. Hence, her grandfather’s greatest wish was to marry Qiao Mei off. For this, even sacrificed and betrayed his good friend’s grandson, Xia Zhe. Grandpa got Xia Zhe drunk and had Qiao Mei forcibly take the strong and handsome Xia Zhe with her body which weighed more than two hundred pounds. Then, grandpa would catch them the next day and force Xia Zhe to marry Qiao Mei. However, that eventually caused the start of Qiao Mei’s unfortunate life. Also, in the original story, Qiao Mei took possession of Xia Zhe’s mysterious jade. But due to Qiao Mei’s stupidity, her cousin's sister had tricked Qiao Mei into giving her the jade, which resulted in the cousin’s family becoming rich. When Qiao Mei transmigrated here, it was during the awkward moment when she was making love to the man after making him drunk. She woke up groggily the next day and grandpa’s team had already appeared at the door. Qiao Mei was frightened. She didn’t want to proceed on the original path and marry a man who didn’t love her. And so, she lied and chased grandpa away. She also pushed the man out before forcing herself to look at her tanned and chubby reflection in the mirror! Alas, she cried at her ugly appearance… Like a sumo wrestler in large cloth underwear, even the plus-sized apparel shops didn’t have clothes in her size. And her face was the size of a pizza, a scorched pizza! Qiao Mei decided to reform her life! The first step, lose weight! The second step, clean up her room! She used to be particular about cleanliness, and although her current house had a huge courtyard, she could only describe it as messy! The third step was to hold onto the jade tightly so her greedy cousin wouldn’t stand a chance! Only, wasn’t the tall and handsome Xia Zhe supposed to hate her according to the original story? Why was he being nicer and nicer to her?
4.7
2358 Chs
The Fat God System

The Fat God System

Made 4 years ago! ----DROPPED---- Please check out my new book I Will Be Lazy! ————————————————— “FAT GOD SYSTEM ACTIVATED USING EXCESS FAT AS MANA......” Hugh’s body suddenly started to convulse and constrict. He felt pain all over his body as his muscles started to spasm and his skin started to shrink. Sweat started to drip all over his body and onto his shirt. The pain was so intolerable that he fainted. Once he awoke, he finds that his body has now become fit and healthy. His muscles were defined and his jawline became sharp. His previous black hair had now become white. He could feel the power coursing through his body. “1 minute until the body has no more fat and loses all power. Warning! Please eat more food to maintain your transformation.” —————— Humanity has explored the Milky Way and now wants to conquer other galaxies. After meeting a strange intelligent life form called ‘Baras’, humanity regressed back into the solar system and other neighboring systems near Earth. Those that explored other galaxies brought with them knowledge and mysterious items that suddenly brought forth dungeons, mysterious forests, mutated animals, and a new power in humans. Desire. Hugh is a poor and obese 17 year old who doesn’t have the riches and talent to unlock his Desire. He is very smart though, that’s why he enrolled in a prestigious academy that fosters new talent whether they have Desire or not. Updates daily after my finals I especially commissioned a portrait of Hugh in his transformation. That is him on the cover. If you are on mobile, pull down to see him in HD.
4.4
212 Chs
You Of All People

You Of All People

What happens when two unlikely people met each other for the first time? They get married! That's right, they definitely did. They were akin to two parallel lines that weren't supposed to intersect or touch at any given point in time. But in that fateful moment that they did meet, they were thrust into the world of whirlwind romance. A handsome, thoughtful and cold-heated man, King Margaux Hendrix, who spent most of his years in unrequited love accidentally met a beautiful, introverted and forlorn woman, Violet Hailey Quinn, who was betrayed by her long time and long distance boyfriend. Two people that when put together were comparable to a dog and a cat. They changed the trajectories of their lives in one moment. Never be the same again. Together, they tread and explored the waters of love, the unknown and uncertainty. Through twists and turns, they gradually fell in love as their adventure called marriage, unfolds. Their encounter created a butterfly effect that seeped into other people's lives and set off chains of events with the resounding click like that of a falling domino. ----- The whole story is about two people that shouldn't have met, always at each other's throat, sort of fell in love I think? Violet: "What sort of? Damn it! We have no choice!!! You wrote us!" YoureMySun: "Y-you!!!!! You can't be here! Stop crossing dimensions! You're ruining my synopsis for your story!" King: "Can you change the female lead? Someone who's more beautiful and cultured?" Violet: "Bastardddddd!! You're dead!!!" YoureMySun: "Cut it King! You're not supposed to be here too! Stop agitating Violet, ok?" King: "Hahahahaha me? stop? Dream on! I'll annoy the heck out of this woman. Even if it's the last thing I do! Gyahahaha" *evil laugh Violet: *pulls out bat from somewhere then charged at King YoureMySun: "Oh my God!!! V where the heck did you even get that! Stop right there!" King: "W-woman! I-i know how much you love me so don't you dare hit my face!" Violet: "Me love you? You of all people? Only an idiot will fall for you" *said through gnashing her teeth King: "You're the idiot that fell for me, you know? G-get away from me barbarian!" YoureMySun: "You guys left me with no choice" *Our dearest author left with no choice, pulls out the magical keypad as she wrote, YoureMySun: "As Violet was gunning for King, she tripped and fell in his embrace. And end up kissing each other. Then a good samaritan from the story's dimension accidentally throws a rope through the worm hole while trying to catch the running horse. The two got tied in the same position. The samaritan pulled and was shocked to see two people instead of the horse. He blinked then they disappeared, and wondered if he gone crazy. The two was transported to their love nest stuck in that position for the whole day. Until Violet had enough being taken advantage of by King. She ripped the rope and starts bashing King with a pillow. While King's laughters and ouchies reverberates throughout the house. And they lived happily ever after" *closes keypad, bows in apology to the readers YoureMySun: "Finally got some peace and quiet. Sighhh... I apologize dearest readers. It's been too lively?" "Where was I? Going back" They fell in love through twists and turns. Violet, a beautiful, charming, quiet, and a kind girl unexpectedly met King, a handsome, rich, playful and iceberg-man. "She's really kind and quiet you know, believe me. It's just that, King happened" Join me dear readers in exploring their lives, how they met, what will become of them, their adventures and their story :D ----- UPDATES: 1 chapter per day COVER: 'illustrated drawing' by Maha Saleh is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0 [https://search.creativecommons.org/photos/be9a743c-0160-4d94-8f40-62f3380e7830] Disclaimer: Credits to the amazing artist that created and shared 'illustrated drawing' in Creative Commons.
4.8
167 Chs
Shocked! 10,000 People Want to Marry Me!

Shocked! 10,000 People Want to Marry Me!

Yun Jin doesn't know who her parents are, and has lived with her grandfather since she has memory, living in seclusion of the old forest. But she was happy and carefree every day, and the wild animals in the mountains were her friends. During the day, she played in the mountains, the white tiger carried her running through the forest, and the eagle carried her soaring in the sky. In the evening, she studied calligraphy, medical skills and geomancy divination from her grandfather... She could cure anyone who was ill in the mountains. One day, Grandpa found her, put a piece of ancient jade in her hand, and said: "Cloud brocade, you should come out of the world, go to the capital to find a friend of grandpa and give him this jade pendant." Yun Jin thought it was just a time to go out to deliver something, but unexpectedly... The old man of a powerful family in the capital looked at Yun Jin with a smile on his face and passionately pointed at a row of the family younger generation and said: "Yun Jin, you have finally grown up. Grandpa has been waiting for you for 18 years. You look, these are grandpa's most outstanding grandsons, choose the one you like it." Z Behind the old man of the Zheng family stood a row of children and grandchildren, three of which were named out by the old man. They are they were some of the most outstanding people of the third generation of the Zheng family. Dashao Zheng Ting nipped lip flap, eyes filled with the coldness and rejection and he never dreamed that one day he would stand in the crowd like goods at the mercy of others. The second youngster Zheng Feng with eyes filled with killing and glared at her, the whole people are gruesome, all threats cold stare at the cloud brocade, his eyes seemed to say that if you dare to choose me, then you wait to die it. The third youngster Zheng Han is even more direct, even regardless of the presence of the old man, threatened: "If you want to have a better life in the future, then had better not choose me," Yun Jin: "..." She is speechless at the moment, and very wants to say that none of them she will choose. She just came to deliver things, how did it become this way? How did the jade pendant become a marriage token! At the moment of Zheng youngsters do not know that the woman they now dislike beyond measure will soon become the woman they are desperately trying to get.
4.3
40 Chs
What stories and jokes could motivate fat people to lose weight?
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2024-09-14 16:37
😋I recommend the following novels to you. I hope they can motivate you to lose weight! - " After I Bound to the King's Red Envelope Group, I Ascended." The main character had transmigrated to junior high school and was relatively fat. He gradually lost weight by playing games and participating in activities. - " Defiant System: Your Highness, I'm Going to Lose Weight." In order to pursue Prince Charming and become a young lady, the protagonist resolutely decided to lose weight. He successfully lost weight by analyzing his physique and persisting in fitness. - In " Wedding 80: Fat Wife and Little Sweetheart," the protagonist began to lose weight because her husband disliked her for being fat. She successfully lost weight through exercise and healthy diet. - In " My Wife Has Superpowers," the protagonist started to lose weight due to his inferiority complex. He successfully lost weight through system binding and exercise. - In " Picking Up a Wild Mountain," the main character started to lose weight because he wanted to start a new life in his hometown and fight for hegemony in the other world. He successfully lost weight through hard farming and exercise. I hope you like these novels!😗~
What are the stories and jokes worth sharing to encourage fat people to lose weight?
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2024-09-14 16:31
😋I recommend the following novels to you: "I Have a Beautiful System": The story of a fat girl's counterattack against a fair, rich, and beautiful woman. Let's see if this inspirational story can motivate you to lose weight. <All-rounded Shooting Guard>: The story of a basketball genius who suddenly became obese and returned to the game. Let's see if this teenager's inspirational story can inspire you to exercise? "Defiant System: Your Highness, I'm going to lose some weight": The story of a Chinese medicine descendant losing weight. Let's see if this fat man's weight loss story can inspire you to have a healthy body. "Wedding 80: Fat Wife and Little Sweetheart": The story of a fat girl turning into a beauty. Let's see if this story of tireless efforts can motivate you to stick to losing weight? I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
What are the jokes that make people laugh?
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2024-09-16 21:06
I'm a fan of online literature and have a wealth of knowledge about it. The following are some jokes that make people laugh: 1 "What if one day you find out that your girlfriend's chest doesn't have an A?" "What else can I do? Just continue to love her." "What is a ghost blowing out the light?" "Ghost Blows Out the Light is a book called Ghost Blows Out the Light Oil Lamp." 3 " Why do some web novels have plots where the female supporting character becomes the male supporting character?" "Because the supporting actress wants to be the male lead." 4 " Who can be called the protagonist of 'Battle Through the Skys'?" "Other than Xiao Yan, there is still his father." 5 "What is 'Douluo Continent'?" "Douluo Continent is the name of a novel."
During the chat, what are the jokes that make people laugh?
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2024-09-09 13:46
As a fan of online literature, I have a lot of interesting jokes to answer your questions. Here are some examples that might make you laugh: I once had a dream that I turned into a mosquito and flew to a person's ear. He silently said,'I'm sorry that you can fly so low. 'I woke up feeling extremely embarrassed but soon realized that it was a dream. 2 I once thought of creating a website to collect stories about interesting and cute villains. Every villain has their own unique personality and background. I can ask each of them to write a story and let them display it on the website. I once heard an expert say that if you want to be a good person, you need to have a dream that you are an ordinary person and then wake up from the dream and tell yourself,'I am a good person. 'You'll feel better every day. I once chatted with someone and asked him why he liked to drink. He told me that when he was little, he saw a bird being chased by a dog. He thought that if the bird didn't have wings, it couldn't fly, so he started drinking, hoping to fly like a bird. I hope these jokes will make you laugh!
What are the movies for fat people to lose weight?
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2024-09-14 16:55
There are many movies that portray fat people trying to lose weight. Here are some examples: Forrest Gump: Forrest Gump was a short fat man, but through hard work and perseverance, he eventually became a successful athlete and leader. The Pursuit of Happyness: The protagonist, Chris Garner, is a thin orphan who eventually becomes a successful doctor through hard work and perseverance. 3 "Eat Man and Woman"(Flipped): The protagonist Sophie is an extremely obese girl, but she eventually becomes a healthy and beautiful girl through a healthy diet and exercise. The Biggest Little Farm: Justin Chapman is a tall boy who eventually becomes a successful entrepreneur and philanthropist through healthy diet and exercise. The Portrait of the Burning Woman: The story of a tall girl who eventually became a beautiful yoga teacher by insisting on a healthy diet and exercise. These are just a few examples. There are many other movies that portray the story of fat people trying to lose weight. These movies all have deep social significance and touching storylines.
Are there any apocalyptic novels about fat people?
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2024-09-08 15:29
Yes, the following novels were all apocalyptic novels, and the main characters were all fatties: 1. [A Happy Life Across the Wasteland]: The story of a fat man who fell into the wasteland with an incomplete system. 2. [Doomsday Livestream Expert: A wretched fatty brought the livestream system to the end of the world and began to act tough, pick up girls, and step on faces!] 3. <<Doomsday Hero>>: A fat man faced the attack of various evil creatures and chose to stand up and be the hero to restore order. 4. [Doomsday Counterfeit Hero]: Fatty Lin used a cheat system to make a name for himself in the apocalypse. 5. [Doomsday Book: A fat woman who had committed too many sins was sent into the doomsday novel created by the Heavenly God.] 6. [Doomsday: The Lost Star Battle: A fat employee was transported to a strange Lost Star and became the 100,001 human contestant.] 7. [Doomsday: Hearing his wife's voice at the beginning, she's a reincarnator]: The protagonist, Lin Xuan, realized that he could hear his wife, Jiang Xue's voice, and realized that Jiang Xue was actually a reincarnator. I hope you like my recommendation. Muah ~😗
Collecting jokes and funny jokes?
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2024-09-17 01:22
Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!
When chatting, what jokes were there that made people laugh?
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2024-09-16 21:12
There are many jokes that can make people laugh when chatting. Here are some examples: Do you know why programmers like black clothes?" "Why?" " Because black keyboards get dirty easily." "Do you know why programmers like coffee?" "Why?" "Because coffee can make their code faster." 3 "Do you know what the biggest dream of a programmer is?" "What is it?" "To become a billionaire." 4 "Do you know why programmers always look tired?" "Why?" " Because they're always writing code." 5 "Do you know why programmers like to write comments?" "Why?" " Because if you don't annotate them, others won't know what they're writing." I hope these examples will help you be more humorous in your conversations.
When chatting, what jokes were there that made people laugh?
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2024-09-14 23:20
There were many jokes that could make people laugh when chatting. Here are some examples: 1 "Have you heard of Amway?" "No, what is it?" "Amway is a multi-level marketing company, but their products are very good." 2 "Why are some people always busy but get nothing?" "Because they are always busy making money but have no money." 3 "How smart do you think you are?" "Actually, I'm quite smart, but I'm a little stupid." 4 "What would you do if you didn't make money today?" "Then I'll wait until the money comes." "Do you know why some people like to read in the toilet?" "Because they like to read and like to read in the toilet." I hope these examples will help us to be more humorous in our conversations!
What jokes do you have that make people laugh?
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2024-09-09 13:20
I'm a fan of online literature and have a wealth of knowledge about it. Here are some of my answers: " I've been writing a fantasy novel recently. There's a character called 'Sky Demon.' His specialty is that he likes to eat bananas. His ultimate goal is to become the 'Banana God.'" " I once had a dream that I turned into a chicken. Then, I flew into the sky and saw a cloud with the words 'chicken, bird' written on it." " I once heard a master say that if you want to write a good fantasy novel, you need to write a good science fiction novel first." " I once had a friend whose novel had a character called 'Green skin'. His specialty was that he liked to eat hamburgers. His ultimate goal was to become the' God of Hamburgers.'" " I once read a novel in which there was a character named 'Zhu Gui.' His specialty was that he liked to drink. His ultimate goal was to become the 'God of Wine.'"
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