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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Tell me the Jayne Mansfield story.
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2024-12-04 09:15
The Jayne Mansfield story is quite interesting. Jayne Mansfield was a famous American actress, singer, and Playboy Playmate. She was known for her blonde bombshell image in the 1950s and 1960s. She appeared in several movies and was a popular figure in Hollywood. However, her life was cut short in a tragic car accident. Her career had its highs and lows, with her being one of the sex symbols of her time, but also facing some criticism for her more provocative roles and public image.
Which was the first novel by Jayne Hawk?
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2024-09-28 18:10
I'm not sure which was the first one. Maybe you could check on some literary websites or forums for more accurate information.
Who is Ellie Nesler in the 'Judgment Day: The Ellie Nesler Story'?
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2024-11-05 05:41
I'm not that familiar with her, but she must be the central figure in this story. Maybe she was someone who went through an extraordinary event related to judgment.
Is there a recommended order to read Jayne Castle novels?
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2024-12-12 20:59
Yes, it's often a good idea to start with her early works as they lay the groundwork for the world and characters she develops further in later novels.
Analysis of Jayne Anne Phillips' Short Stories
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2024-12-10 21:41
Jayne Anne Phillips' short stories are often characterized by their in - depth exploration of complex human emotions. For example, in some of her works, she delves into the feelings of isolation and longing. Her writing style is rich and detailed, painting vivid pictures of the settings and characters. One aspect that stands out is her ability to capture the nuances of family relationships. Through her stories, readers can gain a deeper understanding of how family dynamics can shape an individual's identity.
What are the key elements of the Jayne Mansfield story?
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2024-12-04 06:27
The key elements of Jayne Mansfield's story include her start in Hollywood. She had to break into the competitive world of acting. Her physical appearance, which was very much in the style of the Hollywood bombshells of the time, was a major factor. Her roles in films, some of which were more about her looks than her acting skills, but still got her noticed. Also, her personal relationships and her family life were part of it. And then there was the sudden end to her life in that fateful car accident, which has always been a topic of much discussion.
What is the significance of 'jayne rylon' in Fantastic Fiction?
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2024-11-21 13:29
I'm not entirely sure specifically about 'jayne rylon' in Fantastic Fiction without more context. It could be an author, a character, or something else unique to that work. Maybe it's a name of an important figure within the Fantastic Fiction universe that has a special role, like being a key protagonist or antagonist.
What are the main aspects of 'the jayne mansfield story'?
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2024-10-30 05:00
One main aspect is her acting career. She had roles in multiple movies that showcased her talent. Another aspect is her image as a sex symbol. This image was a big part of her public persona. Also, her relationships, both personal and professional, are important in her story.
Tell me about 'the jayne mansfield story'.
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2024-10-29 19:53
The Jayne Mansfield story is quite interesting. She was a famous American actress in the 1950s and 1960s. She was known for her blonde bombshell image. Mansfield starred in many movies and was a popular figure in Hollywood. Her life was filled with glamour but also had its share of hardships and challenges. She was one of the early sex symbols in Hollywood, and her unique style and presence made her stand out.
Is 'Jayne Mansfield Car' based on a true story?
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2024-10-14 08:58
Not entirely. While it may have some roots in real events, much of the story has been fictionalized for dramatic effect.
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