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Reincarnated as a step-dad in a fantasy world

Reincarnated as a step-dad in a fantasy world

CAUTION : [TABOO] Betrayed by his most trusted soldier captain jack was killed, but when he thought it was all over he meet the soul of a man named Alex Eswald. Alex said to him "I will allow your soul to reincarnate in my body but on two conditions, you need to fulfill these conditions if not you will perish" "What are your conditions ?" "First you need to kill the bastard who betrayed me and get revenge for me" "Understandably, what is the second condition" "the second condition...you n-need to...to" "out with it" "you need to fuck..." "huh" "them all" "huh ?" "The second condition is that you need to fuck all those around me, but not just them, you need to fuck all the powerful women" "How am I supposed to do that ?" "Don't worry I will give you a gift that will help you in your journey, so do you accept and promise to fulfill those conditions ?" "I promise" follow jack as he becomes Alex through his journey to fuck all powerful women of his new world, it's not like he wanted it to happen, obviously, but you know, he had to since he promised. ======== Tags: Reincarnation - Smut - incest - incest Harem - No Yuri - No NTR (there might be netori) - Milf - Harem - Mature - R18 - Pregnancy - others races- Weak to strong *** Hello you all, I'm a new author and this is actually my first novel and I don't have that much experience so there might be some errors, but don't worry I will try to become better. I would like to be honest by saying right now that this novel is for me and fellows cultured peoples to enjoy. So, I assume that those that still remains in this place are all fellows cultured peoples. If you like the story, you should support it (you really should support) Release schedule: one chapter per day. Discord channel link : https://discord.gg/ndfXXVpR Patreon : p@treon.com/RAASD0
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Mated To My Boyfriend’s Dad

Mated To My Boyfriend’s Dad

[TRIGGER WARNING: DARK THEMES, MATURE CONTENT.] In a world where humans, werewolves, vampires, fey, and other supernatural beings coexist, Isleen; an Omega who has been subject to multiple bullying and ridicule in the pack because of her parent's past, faces a challenging dilemma. She's dating Kylo but unexpectedly discovers that his strict father, Rhett, who is the pack’s Gamma, is her destined mate. Conflict arises as a war breaks out among the supernatural creatures and the death toll rises. Isleen struggles with her loyalty to her boyfriend, and the powerful pull she feels towards his father, due to the mate bond. —— Imagine getting married at Eighteen to a woman old enough to be your mother– all because of your loyalty to the Moon Goddess? Welcome to Rhett’s reality. Rhett DarkWater is a man of principles but not without his share of secrets and hidden missions. After finding out who his second fated mate is, he battles with his devotion to the Moon Goddess, his loyalty to his son, and his duty as the Gamma who is supposed to protect the pack—not have his son’s girlfriend pinned beneath him in a corner with her clothes off. Unfortunately for Rhett and Isleen, the mate bond knows no morality – it attacks, and when it does, two hearts must become one. —— I and Gamma Rhett just kissed again. He knelt before me, his hand reaching out to touch me, but I flinched away. "Isleen," he muttered. "This is wrong," I cried. "We can't do this. It's forbidden. W-what about Kylo?” He stared at me, his eyes burning with a passion that frightened me to the core. Yet, it left tingling sensational effects all over my body. "Don't fight it, Isleen. We are mates. This is what we're meant for." ~~ Follow me on all socials; @HeeSha_TA Read my other works: ”My Masked CEO is a Fairy Prince!” “Forbidden Heaven’s Descendants (The Chosen One)” “Medusa and a Magical School” “Mysterious People Next Door” I hope to get to know you in the comments. Happy reading. Cheers!
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Collecting jokes and funny jokes?
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2024-09-17 01:22
Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!
Animal jokes
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2025-01-06 23:00
In the search results provided, there were some funny stories about animals, including jokes about cows, snakes, frogs, camels, bees, butterflies, elephants, chickens, donkeys, cats, mice, foxes, squirrels, and other animals. These jokes described the conversations and interactions between animals in a humorous way, bringing some joy and entertainment to people. However, because the search results were incomplete, they could not provide specific joke content.
What are the characteristics of the funniest jokes and stories in 'funniest jokes and stories'?
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2024-12-10 16:38
Another is the use of absurdity. Like a story where a man tries to use a banana as a phone. The illogical nature of such a scenario is humorous. These funny jokes and stories often play with the norms of our daily life and turn them on their head, making us laugh. They can also involve wordplay, like puns, which add an extra layer of humor.
It would be even better if there were philosophical jokes or sarcastic jokes!
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2024-09-19 17:22
An example of a long joke is as follows: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" An example of a philosophical joke was as follows: A man ran to the church and asked God,"why did I do bad things?" God replied,"Because your desires are evil." The man replied,"Then what desire do I have if I don't do bad things?" God said,"No." The man asked again,"What should I do?" God replied,"You can try to do something good to offset your desire." An example of a sarcastic joke was as follows: A man went to a bar and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him, so he called him to ask about him. The man replied,"I don't know who I am anymore. I only remember that I was in a bar and I drank a lot of wine." His friend asked,"What should you do now?" The man replied,"Then I'll go to that bar and see if I can get drunk there!"
Poor Dad, Rich Dad
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2024-09-27 02:24
Poor Dad, Rich Dad was a very popular novel about a young entrepreneur, Chris Tapscott, who learned how to manage money and invest from his poor and rich fathers. This book helps readers better understand wealth and financial management by delving into the nature of wealth and the factors that affect it. After Rich Dad and Poor Dad, there are some books related to financial management and investment that you can consider reading, including: 1 The Intelligent Investment: Benjamin Graham is a famous value investment master. His book is one of the classics of the investment world. This book provides insight and practical tips on value investing. 2 Reminiscences of a Stock Operator: Jesse Lievermore was a famous stock trader and investor. His book, Reminiscences of a stock operator, described his experiences and trading strategies in the stock market. This book is very helpful for beginners who want to understand stock trading. 3. The Little Book of Common Sense Investment by John Bogel. The book introduced the basics of investing and investment strategies for readers who wanted to start investing but didn't know how. 4 The Little Book of Common Sense Investment by Robert Hagman. The book introduced the basic theory of value investing and investment strategies suitable for readers who want to understand stock investing in depth. These are some books related to financial management and investment that you can consider reading. I hope they will be helpful.
A collection of novels and jokes
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2025-01-11 02:33
The following are some recommended collections of funny novels: 1. " Old Wang and His Wife's Funny Stories Collection ": This collection was a collection of funny family stories that made people laugh out loud. 2. " Family Jokes, 11 Classic Family Jokes, Anyway, I Laughed ": This book contains 11 family jokes, guaranteed to make you laugh nonstop. Information on other related comic collections could not be found for the time being.
recommendations, novels, jokes
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2025-01-07 13:30
Here are some recommendations for funny novels: 1. "Comedy Casual Man"(Author: Mr. Jing Xin): This is a funny novel that is called a revolutionary work. The writing style is top-notch, and the joke is from beginning to end. Although the author was a part-time writer, this book was recommended as the first. 2. "The First Chaos in History"(Author: Zhang Xiaohua): This is a classic in the world of comedy. Although the author's later works are not as good as this book, this novel is still full of jokes, making the readers laugh. 3. "The Romance of the University of Science and Technology"(Author: Zhang Tao): Although this prehistoric comedy classic was gradually forgotten, you can still feel its funny power when you read it today. 4. [Otaku Witch (Author: Unknown): This is a funny two-dimensional novel. The main character is a female character. The setting is unique. Almost the entire world is filled with witches.] The protagonist in the story was very talented, but his thoughts were different, which surprised everyone. 5. "The Strongest Anti-Trickery System"(Author: Unknown): This is a novel that focuses on acting cool and being funny. The whole book is full of funny points and makes people laugh. Please note that the above recommendations are for reference only.
Jokes, little stories
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2025-01-04 14:46
A joke story was a short and pithy story that was designed to make people laugh through humor and funny plots. These stories usually contained unexpected twists, funny dialogue, or hilarious plots, and were designed to bring joy and relaxation to people. Among the search results, there were some humorous jokes and short stories that could make people laugh. For example, there was a story about a fat man and a thin man who encountered difficulties while traveling in the mountains. They were so hungry that they couldn't find a restaurant. Finally, the thin man begged the fat man,"Chief, if you don't have a receipt, then you don't..." This story showed the funny encounter between the two people through exaggeration and humor. In addition, there were other jokes and stories, such as a conversation about glutinous rice cakes and dumplings, a story about ants moving, and a conversation between a little boy and a little loli. These jokes and stories were funny and humorous, and people could not help but laugh.
Animal Jokes Collection
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2024-12-29 11:44
The recommendations for the collection of animal jokes were not clear. The search results mentioned some animal jokes and funny animal novels, but there was no mention of specific joke collections or recommended reading. Therefore, I can't provide specific reading recommendations.
Celebrating the Jokes of Years
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2024-12-21 10:30
" Celebrating Years " was a drama series with a serious political theme, but there were also many funny moments and funny characters. In the movie, there were some scenes and dialogue that made the audience laugh. For example, when Fan Xian and the Second Prince first met, he thought he was very powerful, but in the end, he appeared very awkward. In order to escape Fan Xian's pursuit, Wang Qinian put on a tearful appearance, but then revealed his true face. The Second Prince wanted to show his respect for his brother, but he didn't understand why the Crown Prince was confused by his actions. There was also Guo Baokun, who confidently picked up people, but was told by Zhao Da that others were not allowed to enter the city. These jokes instantly brought joy and a relaxed atmosphere to the audience. In general, the jokes and funny scenes in "Celebrating Years" added some light elements to the series.
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