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Oh, no! I Became the Sister of the Novel's Tragic Heroine!

Oh, no! I Became the Sister of the Novel's Tragic Heroine!

Yin Xun wanted to read a light-hearted novel, only to be tricked by the synopsis. It turns out that it was an abusive plot, with the male lead causing the female lead's family to fall apart, while he imprisoned her with domestic violence and subjected her to all sorts of torment... only for them to live happily ever after!Finishing the book, Yin Xun complained about the female lead: If I could transmigrate into the book, I will slap you in the face so that you would wake up! What an idiot! Bleurgh! And yet, she transmigrated into the book in the next instant and became the nonexistent sister of the female lead, leaving her speechless. Is it that costly to voice a complaint these days?! She had to transmigrate as payment?!Still, what happened had happened. Rolling up her sleeves, Yin Xun looked at her adorable family and prepared herself to torture the male lead... but at the next instant, her wish came true, as the first slap she gave was to the female lead!What do you mean, we're rich, and it was no skin off our back, so we don't need to give any compensation? This was the starting point of our downfall! Realizing that the female lead was a little skanky and very much deserved to be tormented, Yin Xun decided to straighten her out along with the male lead. Nonetheless, she wanted a trade empire for herself as well, since she couldn't allow her life to revolve around those two... but a certain big-shot got upset as her business began to take off: "What is more important? Me, or your ambition?"Yin Xun: "So, are you cutting ties with me?"Seeing that she did not get what he was saying, the big-shot sighed: "No."The path of wife-chasing was a long one for him!
4.4
670 Chs
Sold? Oh please.

Sold? Oh please.

COMPLETED Jessie Marin is a popular and successful actress at the peak of her career. Until she is in a staged accident and the rest of the world thinks she's dead when in fact she's kidnapped and sold in a trafficking ring to the highest bidder. Jason Kang a wealthy business tycoon, invited by his friends to the auction house, does not intend to buy anyone. In fact, he thinks it's a disgusting thing, changes his mind when he sets his eyes on Jessie. The only problem is he fell in love with her body. Nobody, not the kidnappers or the bidders knew her identity, what happens when Jason finds out? How does he intend to keep a woman who will not be kept? And what happens when a common enemy arises? ~~~ "So what are you going to do? Yes, I escaped or rather tried too, what are you going to do?" Jessie sassed at him. Jason grinned "you're not in the least scared of me are you?" he asked. "Should I be?" Jessie laughed. "You definitely should," He said flipping over and trapping her beneath his own body. "You forget" he continued "You are a captive in this house, not a guest, not a visitor. And you won't take a step out unless I say so. So I advise you to rather stop defying me and behave." "Or what? You'll hit me?" she scoffed. "Oh, honey there are worse punishments than physical abuse," Jason said. Jessie wanted to believe he was bluffing but they were a danger, a deep rage that she saw in his eyes that terrified her. Did she want to find out what was worse than a beating? She bit her lips and tried to push him off her, but he grabbed her arms and held them above her head. Pinning them above her head with one hand and gripped her neck with his other hand. "Don't push me, Jessie, I'm trying, really trying to be good. Be careful with that pretty mouth of yours." Jason warned. "You're trying? I haven't had a proper meal in the last three days, I have no clothes and I'm sorry but I'm I supposed to look at the ceiling all day? There is nothing to do in this house." she snarled. "You say there are worse things than physical abuse what else could you possibly take from me?" Jason smiled and tilted his head as she uttered her last words. Dipping his head he sniffed her hair. Coming down lower and biting her ear lobe. He loved the way she shivered at the contact. "Oh dear Jess, there a lot of things I can take from you" He whispered in her ear. Dragging his nose the expanse of the smooth clear skin of her long neck. When he placed a feather-light kiss on her collar bone she struggled beneath him. But she was not strong enough to break out of his grip. ~~~ Feel free to message anytime on discord @ Obliviousstudent#2356. I do not own the book cover, credits to the artist.
4.7
380 Chs
Oh! My Empress

Oh! My Empress

Kim Su Won, a corporate slave in the modern world with average skills in life, is abandoned by her boyfriend of two years. In her sorrow, she gets alcohol poisoning and transmigrates to a historical transmigration web novel. Very cliché, right? However, she gets transmigrated not into a side character who ends up taking place of the main character nor the villainess who flips the whole plot. Neither does she end up in the body of a male character to make the novel a gender bender. She has ended up in the body of the 12 years old female lead, Emmeline Whittemore, the daughter of one of the richest ducal families in the kingdom of Krislabet, four years before the original transmigration was to happen in the novel. “Past memories of the original body? Check.” “I must have finally gotten some magical powers.” “No? It’s okay, may be some spiritual space?” “That is absent too! How about some magical item?” “That’s not present either? Must be some hidden cultivation techniques?” “No? No magical pets either? Then it must be a system for sure! I must complete quests and level up!” “No? F***! I am doomed!” Now Kim Su Won has to navigate this completely new world, without much knowledge apart from the characters that will appear four years later in Emmeline Whittemore’s life. Follow Kim Su Won as she adjusts to the new life, correcting the past regrets she had in her original life and learning the rules and regulations of this place where the schemes abound, and each white lotus is racing towards becoming the crown princess. Wait a minute! And what about the girl who was supposed to transmigrate originally into Emmeline Whittemore’s body? What will be the fate of Kim Su Won?
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217 Chs
Oh shit funny date story. Can you share one?
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2024-11-21 07:11
Well, I had a date at a fancy restaurant. I ordered a steak and when it came, I cut into it a bit too vigorously and the piece of steak flew across the table and landed on my date's lap. We both just stared at it for a second and then burst out laughing. It was a disaster but a funny one.
Oh shit funny date story. What makes a date story funny?
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2024-11-21 06:18
Unexpected things like clumsy actions. For example, spilling a drink on yourself or your date. It's that sudden 'oh no' moment that turns into laughter.
Oh shit funny poop story: What could be considered a hilarious poop - related incident?
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2024-12-02 16:52
When my little nephew was potty training. He was so proud of his poop that he wanted to show everyone. He ran out of the bathroom with his little potty in hand and started yelling 'Look what I did!' It was so cute and funny.
Oh shit funny poop story: Have you ever had a really funny poop story?
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2024-12-01 23:47
Well, once I was at a friend's house and their dog was really excited. As I was about to use the bathroom, the dog rushed in and barked at me. I was so startled that I jumped, and it was just a really awkward and funny moment.
Ah, you, oh, oh.
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2024-09-26 01:54
This sentence was a commonly used dialogue in Chinese martial arts novels. It was often used in scenes such as grudges and conflicts between sects. Among them," Ah Ni Ah Sa Yo " was a verbal technique to express surprise, admiration, and other emotions;" Ou Ba OD K " was a commonly used martial arts term in some martial arts novels, which meant " Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms,"" Tai Chi Fist,"" Eight Trigram Palm," and other martial arts." Sa La Hei Yo " and " Kang Sa Mi Da " were all martial arts terms." Sa La Hei Yo " meant " don't be busy " and " Kang Sa Mi Da " meant " take your time ". In summary, the meaning of this sentence might be: " Ah Ni Ah Sa Yo ": Surprise, praise. " Oubaodk ": The martial arts term meant " Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms,"" Taiji Fist,"" Eight Trigram Palm," and other martial arts. "Salaheyo": In Jianghu terms, it meant "take your time". Conzamita was also a Jianghu term that meant " take your time ". This sentence could be used to describe a person's admiration for the skills and techniques in the martial arts world or to express his admiration and respect for his opponent.
Who was the Rat Cook in the 'Game of Thrones Rat Cook story'?
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2024-11-12 13:03
The Rat Cook in the 'Game of Thrones Rat Cook story' was an individual based in the Nightfort. He was a cook, but his actions were far from ordinary. Due to some grievance against a king, he resorted to an unthinkable act. He killed the king's son, cooked his flesh, and served it to the king as a pie. This act not only horrified the king but also led to a curse on the Rat Cook. His story is one of the many dark and disturbing tales in the rich tapestry of 'Game of Thrones' lore.
What is the significance of the rat snake in the kali and the rat snake story?
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2024-11-03 18:45
Since we don't know the full story, it's hard to say for sure. But generally, in many cultures, snakes can symbolize different things. The rat snake might be a test for Kali, like a trial of courage or wisdom. Maybe Kali has to overcome the fear of the snake or figure out how to deal with it in a proper way.
Fart, spit out the shit
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2024-12-17 03:40
Farts that cause feces to spurt out could be caused by intestinal infection, hemorrhoids, gastroenteritis, and other reasons. Intestinal infection would stimulate the intestinal mucus membrane, causing increased intestinal squirming, increased frequency of defecation, abdominal distension, and other symptoms, which might cause diarrhea when farting. A similar condition can occur in acute constipation, which requires the use of antibiotics. If feces or mucus is ejected when farting, it may indicate serious inflammation or tumor in the intestine. You should seek medical attention as soon as possible. Other possible reasons include indigestion, intestinal diseases, food factors, and so on. Please consult your doctor for an accurate diagnosis and treatment advice.
When will the Elite of Shit be released in 2021?
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2024-10-22 11:04
" Elite of Breaking Matters " was a sitcom directed by Wei Zheng and starred by Li Jiahang, Cheng Guo, Zhang Yiduo, etc. It was broadcast on iQiyi on June 18, 2022. While waiting for the anime, you can also click on the link below to read the classic original work of " Full-time Expert "!
Is 'Rap Shit' a True Story?
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2024-10-14 15:41
Well, it's possible that 'Rap Shit' has some roots in reality, but it's likely been embellished or modified for artistic effect. Who knows for sure?
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