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Su Mo went from the pride of his clan to becoming the butt end of a joke in a matter of minutes. The former King of Mercenaries from Earth was reborn in the body of a boy in a foreign world and had used skills in his previous life to rise to the top among his peers, however, his previous training could only take him so far. The next step in this martial arts dominated world was to awaken one’s Martial Soul. The awakening ceremony ends in disaster for Su Mo as he awoke a Martial Soul of the lowest level. Such a prodigy is now considered worse than useless as his Martial Soul is far too weak! After becoming the embarrassment of the clan, he discovers that his Martial Soul has a unique property: it could level up! This unique martial soul could shake the heavens. It was at this time that Su Mo meets the love of his life but the situation quickly deteriorates when she is taken by one of the most powerful forces in the world. Su Mo must rise from the lowest of the low and reach the pinnacle of power in order to save the love of his live within five years or she will forever be out of his reach.

Abandoned in a village with his dependant younger sister, he has fought to survive his whole life. His fate changes when he stumbles upon a mysterious ring by the mountainside. It promises him limitless power and glory if he can help it find its legendary master - a powerful ancient being who has been missing for thousands of years. A must-read for those who love Eastern Fantasy with all its butt-kicking, humor, adventure, treasures, pets, romance and etc. ______ [Excerpt] "My master is one of the most powerful ancient gods in existence," the ring said pompously, "Renowned in all the lands! Once we find him, he will reward us handsomely!" "You don't even remember what he looks like!" Van scoffed, "How exactly am I supposed to find him!?" The ring pretended not to hear. "Oh Master, your most faithful servant has failed you - I have been stuck with an idiot!" It wailed. "Takes one to know one," Van muttered darkly. ______ Author's note: The main character is not a cold-blooded psychopath or anti-hero. He has his own morals and will stick by them. ~~~~ DISCORD LINK: https://discord.gg/gTp5jMM Release schedule: 3 ch/week Release time: 00:05 Beijing (GMT+8) Monday, Wednesday, Saturday. Bonus chapters accrued during the week are released on Sundays. ~~~~

[This is my first novel, the grammar and quality may not be to your liking] Kelan came from a very poor family that doesn't have any achievements. They were living a miserable and pathetic life. On a certain day, Kelan died in an accident and reincarnated into a new world where bloodline superpowers determine one's status. However, his bad luck dumped him into an extremely poor family again that had no special bloodline. Nevertheless, Kelan determined himself to get stronger, plow the beauties, and seek retribution. Luckily, he inherited their family heirloom the 'Lewd symbiote system. [Gagaga d*ck head ] "Stop calling me a d*ck head you f*****g system." [New mission: Spank Ana's butt] [Reward:150 Exp] "You!....." Kelan was getting along with the symbiote system before tragedy and chaos soon befall the human realm.  The Elven clan stayed neutral as they had sworn not to interfere, thus the war between the humans and the demons greatly affected Kelan, after the demons created a new species called 'Odi'. The Odis were a dominant race that later terrorized all the existence on planet Olvis including their creators. Would Kelan be able to save his loved ones? =============================================================

Qiao Jinniang's parents passed away the moment she came of age. For the sake of inheriting a restaurant, she had no choice but to ‘recruit’ a husband who would take her family name. Who knew that her husband, who looked like a banished immortal, was an ingrate? He snatched her child away and left behind a divorce letter. Qiao Jinniang became the butt of every joke in Lin’an City. Seeing that her uncle was about to take her parents' blood, sweat, and tears for himself, the son of the Prefect of the Superior Prefecture wanted to take her in as a concubine. However, a horse carriage sent from the Marquis arrived in Chang'an City. An old lady servant clad in an embroidered robe walked up to her and called her "Young Miss". It was only then that Qiao Jinniang realized that she was the eldest daughter of the principal wife of Marquis Anyuan. Back then, when the marchioness gave birth to her, she encountered a robber. At that time, a jealous concubine switched out her daughter with the chef's daughter. Therefore, a divorced female chef who had already given birth entered the capital. Everyone was waiting to see this real heiress make a fool of herself. They were secretly guessing when the real heiress would be abandoned by the Marquis. Yet, they failed to expect Qiao Jinniang to open up a restaurant in Chang'an using her amazing culinary skills. Even His Majesty showered her with praise. She was pampered by everyone in the Marquis' residence. Those long-tongued women in Chang'an City said sourly, "So what if a woman gets pampered at home? She's long past the age of 18 and has already given birth. Who will marry her?" The Marquis found Qiao Jinniang quite a few husbands. However, despite many marriages being in discussion, none of them went smoothly. As the marchioness's face was covered in tears, the fake daughter said she wanted to give Qiao Jinniang her husband instead. Qiao Jinniang took the rolling pin and kicked open the Eastern Palace's main door. "Since you've already divorced me, why are you still ruining my marriage?" A certain crown prince said, "How can we let the mother of the royal grandson marry someone else?!"

Khusus Dewasa!! "MY HUSBAND HOT DADDY" VOL 5 Apa yang kalian pikirkan jika Bubu mendapatkan takdir yang tidak di inginkan?? Berawal dari keinginan berbulan madu bersama Haruka. Dalam perjalanan bulan madunya Bubu bertemu dengan sahabat lamanya Henry yang sudah menikah dan mempunyai seorang putri Bianca 5th. Dua pasangan yang romantis menghabiskan waktu bersama-sama. Bianca gadis kecil yang cantik dan lucu merasa nyaman dan dekat dengan Bubu. Hingga pada hari yang naas di saat kedua pasangan itu menghabiskan waktunya dengan makan malam bersama. Datang sekelompok orang-orang yang tiba-tiba menyerang dengan tembakan pada Henry dan istrinya. Sedangkan Bianca yang pada saat itu dalam pangkuan Haruka tak lepas dari incaran tembakan dan mengenai Haruka yang melindungi Bianca.  Di sini awal kisah Bubu di mulai dengan membesarkan Bianca sebagai putrinya. Bagaimana kisah selanjutnya? Salahkah jika Bianca mencintai Bubu?  Dan siapakah yang telah tega membunuh keluarga Henry yang ternyata seorang yang kaya raya dengan semua harta warisan yang akan jatuh di tangan Bianca?? "MY PATIENT MY HUSBAND" VOL 4 DANIEL CLIFFORD sahabat Jean Aideen Devanka  sebagai aktor yang terkenal di kota New York, yang hanya bisa mencintai Jeany sejak masa SMA sampai selama hidupnya. Sejak Jean memutuskan untuk menikahi Jian laki-laki yang di cintainya, kehidupan Daniel terpuruk dalam kegelapan.  Menjadikan seorang Daniel jadi pecandu rokok dan peminum berat dan pemakai narkoba selama bertahun-tahun, hingga membuat Daniel menderita sakit sirosis hati. Mendptkan Dokter pribadi dari salah satu temannya hidup Daniel menjadi berubah total. Seorang Dokter muda Dhenisa Zee saudara kembar dari Dhesita Lee putri dari Jean Aideen telah mampu merawat kesehatan Daniel sekaligus telah menyembuhkan luka di hatinya yang terdlm. Bagaimana kah kisah kelanjutan kehidupan cinta seorang Daniel? apakah cinta pertamanya bisa berpaling?" "MY LOVER MAN" VOL 3 Alverio Axell seorang rektor sekaligus dosen di Universitas Taruna, di hadapkan pada tugas yang menurutnya sangat berat dari pemilik Universitas Taruna Tuan Hendrawan. Di mana tugas itu harus menjaga dan membuat putri Hendrawan Sheren Evelyn Hendrawan menjadi wanita gadis yang pintar dan anggun, sedangkan di mata Axell gadis yang bernama Sheren adalah gadis yg paling bandel dan jahil yang sangat keras kepala. Bagaimana? Apakah seorang Alverio bisa mengubah sifat dan watak dari seorang Sheren?? Dan bagaimana reaksi Axell saat Hendrawan menjodohkan Sheren Evelyn dengan dirinya??? "JIAN MY COLD MAN" VOL 2 "Kalian berdua harus menikah, itu sudah menjadi keputusanku." ucap Ardham menatap Jean Aideen Devanka dan Jian Ying secara bergantian. Jian dan Jean saling berpandangan, saling bertanya satu sama lain dengan suara hati mereka. "Aku masih muda aku tidak mau menikah denganmu Uncle." ucap Jean mengangkat satu alisnya. "Aku juga tidak bisa menikahimu." ucap Jian mengalihkan pandangannya pada Ardham. Sedetik kemudian keduanya menatap Ardham dengan mengambil nafas bersamaan. "KITA TIDAK MAU MENIKAH !!! Jian dan Jean kompak menjawab pertanyaan Ardham secara bersamaan. "KALIAN HARUS TETAP MENIKAH TITIK!!!" ucap Ardham Devanka tanpa bisa di ganggu gugat. MY UNCLE MY HUSBAND VOL 1 Seorang laki (Ardham) yang berusia 38 th mencintai gadis (Nadine 21th) yang sejak kecil di asuhnya. Nadine gadis remaja yang cantik yang telah di tinggal oleh orang tuanya sejak kecil karena kecelakaan yang sengaja di lakukan oleh seseorang yang menginginkan harta kekayaan orang tua Nadine. Ardham sebagai sahabat orang tua Nadine mengasuh Nadine hingga dewasa. Dan terus mencari siapa dalang dari kecelakaan tersebut. Dalam diam ada cinta di antara Ardham dan Nadine. Mungkinkah cinta mereka bisa bersatu? sementara nyawa Nadine dalam bahaya? Dan mampukah Ardham bersaing dan mendapatkan cinta Nadine? sedangkan begitu banyak laki-laki yang masih muda menginginkan cinta Nadine?

Lucien Blake is a twenty six years old shut in otaku. He live his life reading novels, watching animes, eating and staring at computer all day. One day he went out to buy his favorite chicken lunch box meal at the nearest convenience store. But a robber came in and decided to rob the store. Without knowing why or what for, the robber shot him in the chest before running away.  Can his life as shut in otaku get any worse?    A series of beeps flooded his head, forcing him to wake up. When he open his eyes he found himself in another world very much like his own. Except for one thing. His beloved protagonist from his favorite anime is staring at him face to face. A notif pop into his head saying, [Dear host, find and help the protagonist escape his fate of getting killed. Help him in his mission of eliminating the demons. Points will be added. Failure to do so will result to deduction. Zero points will lead to your death. Good luck.] Lucien was left no choice but to adapt to his life as a mob character, helping the protagonist pave his path into greathood. It was all good at first, if you count off the number of times he has to pick up his butt running away from hideous creatures drooling after his flesh, his life being protected from protagonist halo was awesome.  That is until.... the protagonist pushed him down to bed. _______________________________________________ Updates are on Wednesday and Thursday

"An eye for an eye." The day she burried her parents, this became Amber's motto. Their family just wanted to live their lives the way they wanted. But the royals didn't want them to do so. To fulfill a 3 year promise, their family travelled. But was then ambushed causing her parents lives. She survived and caused their car to explode as if it crashed, leaving within it three bodies, their clones. She then dragged her parents in order to burry them properly despite the location. After finding out who they would be helping, she declared, "I'll help you if you marry me. 5 year engagement, 5 year marriage. You have no choice you can only accept it." ***** "If they didn't want such a law abiding one, then we shall burry this company in the underground. They will regret ever taking action towards us." Ashton declared and his already cold demeanor turned even colder and blood thirsty. ***** After giving him a strong head butt, Amber pointed at him angrily, "Get your head straight and remember this, the reason why I am also here is to support you. The moment that contract was signed I have vowed to protect you as well." Do read my other stories: SHE'S THAT KNIGHT KNOWN AS ZERO (COMPLETED) COMING FOR THE LAST FOURTEENTH (COMPLETED) RESTARTING CHAPTER BOOK FINALE (COMPLETED) VERACITY OF THE PAST (COMPLETED) REBIRTH: STUBBORNLY FULFILLING A PROMISE (COMPLETED) LEFT BEHIND BY TIME (COMPLETED) LLAELLEN'S UPDATES (NEVER ENDING) Please support me on this page as well: https://patreon.com/user?u=52128033&utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

(Semi-Excerpt from Novel) Jacob wearily reached for his phone as he felt it go off in his pocket. After another day of job searching he was hoping for some good news as he glanced at the screen… ‘New Invitation to Group chat.’ “Huh, must be some of the guys.” Giving a quick shrug and settling into his car he let a small breath of air out, resting his tired legs. [New Group chat, ‘Multiverse Counselling group’, entered , name set to, ‘The Counselor’, by ‘Admin’.] “What???.... ohh shit. Was this the job I applied to when I was drunk?” He wanted to face palm in that moment, after so long, he might have finally caught a break and he couldn’t actually do his job! There was a slump in his shoulders as he clicked into the group, expecting to see some information about the job he had applied for, but instead it was empty. His eyebrow quirked for a second at the descrepency before finally letting out a small chuckle as he figured it out. His friends were messing with him….A sigh left his lips as he lowered the phone, he knew he shouldn’t have gotten his hopes up. Rolling his eyes he reached forwards, he may as well roast some of the guys before he heads home and has his nice hot shower. There were 4 new messages in the chat. [Darth Vader has Joined the group.] [Ruin Princess has Joined the Group.] [Phoenix has joined the group.] [Dark Knight has joined the group.] Ok now he knew it was a bloody joke. He could only shake his head as he started typing. -10 minutes later- I get paid for giving out some stupid ‘life counselling’? My Arse, I’ll give your ‘characters’ some life counselling! The Counselor: (Fine I’ll start with the easy one, Yo Anakin, Palpatine is a Sith lord, he’s been playing you for years and guess what turns you to the dark side, oooooh soo scary. Lock him the fuck up or kill him who cares, leave the Jedi, get your wife pregnant and go be an actual dad you prick and have a nice life.) Darth Vader: (I don’t know what game your playing, but you should know Jedi don’t have relationships.) The Counselor: (Rias, pull your finger out of your ass and start training, the fact that some pervert with a sacred gear is what saves you in the end from your arranged marriage is honestly embarrassing, seeing as you’re the little sister of the bloody devil in charge. Get your shit together woman.) Ruin Princess: (What?!?!?!?!) The Counselor: (Jean, I mean I can’t fault your problems, you’ve basically got a split personality because the bold bastard screwed around with your head, not to mention your husband having a Psychic affair later in life. Get your mind sorted out then come and talk to me.) Pheonix: (What is a Psychic affair? And who was my husband…) The Counselor: (Bruce, honestly not much wrong with you, well other than you beat the shit out of people in a giant bat suit, but honestly a lot of good work, if you don’t include all your protégés either dying or leaving you and how most of your contingencies usually come around to bite you in the arse. Ehh I guess stop being so paranoid and shit might work out, You’re welcome.” The Dark Knight: (…) The Counselor: (There you all got some ‘life counselling, now fuck off you’ve had your fun I’ll talk to you guys later!) -12 hours later- Jacob Stared at his bank account gobsmacked. “Holy shit I got paid!!!!” **************** Ok fellas new novel, I have writers block on my other ones, so not much has changed. Writing this for fun, DO NOT expect updates, I just want to relax and have some fun with this. Please give me suggestions in comments for people to add to the chat group, I will consider ever person listed. Because I know some are wondering, SINGLE PAIRING, NO HAREM. (Let’s be honest guys any chat group novel is generally ruined by a Harem, it’s just a fact, at some point it just devolves into adding girl to chat group will end up with MC, honestly a turn off at this point.)

"You slut! You cheated on me! I want a divorce!" "Do it willingly, or I will expose your shameless acts to the public!" "How could you sleep with another man, Shen Yin? How could you betray your husband?" Caught cheating by her husband, best friend, and mother-in-law, Shen Yin wanted to explain herself but could not. She had never expected that her surprise for her husband would go so wrong. However, when she returned home to find her husband and her best friend in bed, she realized that it was just their ploy! Signing the divorce papers, Shen Yin left with resolve, and made a grand return five years later as a beautiful forensic doctor with a son, here to torture scum and to woo new lovers! One day, her child whistled at a man with a Maserati, saying, "You don't have to wait for my mom, sir. She's gone to register her marriage!" The man alighted and picked him up, growling, "I'm your father. Address me as such!" However, the man was jealous... Who was Shen Yin marrying when her baby daddy was right here?! Gritting his teeth and dashing to the civil office, he scooped Shen Yin and threw her over his shoulder as he carried her away, smacking her painfully on the butt as he did. "You've gotten bold... but don't think you can marry anyone else behind my back! I'll straighten you out tonight, in bed!"

In Mondstadt, the Knights of Favonius are actively searching for a wanted criminal who stole the Holy Lyre der Himmel. "No matter what, bring me the man named Ezio at all costs!" Jean said to her knights. However, deep in her mind, there was another reason she wants him. * * * Finding himself Transmigrated as the infamous stalker in the game he loves and obtaining a template system, Albert started his path of chaos. Steal the Holy Lyre to gain Fame Points? Done. Be present in Rex Lapis' death and take on all the blame to gain even more points? Count it done. Actually touching Guuji Yae's ears?! He will do it for the fame points. Assassinating the Grand Sage out of spite for locking up Nahida? He doesn't even need fame points, he'll do it anyway. "It doesn't matter what I do." Albert grinned. "Because in the end, they won't even be able to find out my real identity." ...Or will they?