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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
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Martial Arts? Sorry, I am better at Thunder Spell!

Martial Arts? Sorry, I am better at Thunder Spell!

Qin Hao crossed into a parallel world and unexpectedly inherited the position of the current Celestial Master of the Qingyun Mountain Celestial Master's Mansion. Draped in purple robes, holding the authority of the Xuanmen sect. Bound to the Super Celestial Master System, he could earn different rewards every day by completing designated tasks. Organizing Taoist scriptures, he received the reward [Taiping Qi Technique]! Cleaning the main hall, he received the reward [Innate Golden Light Curse]! Sweeping the mountain gate, he received the reward [Soaring Immortal Step]! Pruning flowers and plants, he received the reward [Innate Yimu Qi Capture Technique]! Wiping the statues of the Three Pure Ones, he received the reward [Righteous Thunder Law]! ... He thought he could live peacefully without trouble, but unexpectedly, a photo that went viral online pushed him into the spotlight. A self-proclaimed fighting champion and male live streamer entered Qingyun Mountain, claiming to seek a man in purple robes for a challenge. A match of martial arts. The live stream was filled with over a million enthusiastic viewers. They supported the male live streamer in exposing a fraud, wondering whether the rumored Celestial Master in purple was truly as powerful as said. Under the watchful eyes of the public, Qin Hao reluctantly accepted the challenge. Qin Hao asked, 'Fellow practitioner, what shall we compare?' The male live streamer smiled confidently: 'I've heard the Celestial Master in purple is unmatched in martial arts; I have practiced free combat since I was young and have specifically come to learn something from you!' Qin Hao shook his head: 'Martial arts, I do not know.' 'What do you know then?' the male live streamer asked. Qin Hao unleashed a palm strike into the air, condensing the five thunders within his palm, and with a mighty slash. Golden thunder transformed into a blade of qi, slicing directly at the challenger. The thunder left in its wake split the 'Challenge the Celestial Master' plaque that the male live streamer had brought, right in front of the mountain gate, into two halves. Qin Hao said with a smile: 'I know thunder spell!!'
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Is the Necronomicon spell book not fiction?
3 answers
2024-11-22 10:41
The Necronomicon is a fictional creation. Despite some claims, there is no evidence to suggest it is a real spell book. It was made popular in horror literature, particularly by H.P. Lovecraft. So, it is fiction.
The full name of the spell book of the Dream Fairy Slaying Spell
1 answer
2024-09-19 19:09
There were many array books in Dream Fairy Slaying, and the full names of some of them were as follows: [1. Nine Heavens Divine Thunder Formation Book: This formation book is a thunder attribute formation that can release powerful lightning attacks.] [2. Primordial Gold Body Formation Book: This formation book is a metal-type formation that can increase a character's Nascent Soul cultivation.] 3. Heaven and Earth Great Shift Formation Book: This formation book is an earth attribute formation that can cast powerful earth type spells. 4. True Essence Protection Array Book: This array book is a water attribute array that can increase a character's Nascent Soul cultivation and defense. [5. Reincarnation Formation Book: This formation book is a fire-type formation that can cast powerful fire-type spells.] 6. Star of Northern Dipper's Array Book: This array book is a star attribute array that can increase the character's star cultivation and attack power. The above are only the full names of some of the array books. There are many other array books and array books in Dream Fairy Slaying. Each array book has its own unique attributes and functions.
What if the Necronomicon spell book is not fiction?
1 answer
2024-11-21 03:04
If the Necronomicon spell book was not fiction, it would open up a whole new realm of study and danger. There would be ethical questions about using its spells, and the power dynamics it would introduce into society would be chaotic. But, as of now, it remains firmly in the realm of fiction. It was designed to tell spooky stories, not to be a real - world manual for magic. There is no evidence to suggest it has any basis in reality, and most likely it never will.
How to spell 'comic book' correctly?
2 answers
2024-10-17 02:06
Well, the correct spelling is 'comic book'. There's no special trick to it. Just remember those two words together.
How to spell'story book' correctly?
2 answers
2024-10-05 14:16
The correct spelling is's-t-o-r-y b-o-o-k'.
How do you spell 'comic book'?
2 answers
2024-10-13 20:11
Well, to spell 'comic book', you simply write 'c-o-m-i-c' followed by 'b-o-o-k'. That's it!
How to spell the words in the book of funny stories?
3 answers
2024-10-13 07:42
You just need to pay attention to the correct pronunciation and letter combinations. For example, common words might follow regular spelling rules.
How do you spell'story book'?
3 answers
2024-10-11 06:48
It's spelled's-t-o-r-y b-o-o-k'. Simple as that!
Is there a 'Harry Potter Love Spell Book Fanfic' that is highly recommended?
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2024-10-26 10:56
Well, I've come across a couple. There's this one that delves deep into the idea of a love spell gone wrong in the Hogwarts setting. It was interesting as it not only explored the love spell concept but also how it affected the characters' relationships and the overall Hogwarts dynamic. But it can be a bit of a search to find the really good ones among all the fanfics out there.
magic spell
1 answer
2024-12-28 04:39
A spell was a type of magic charm that mobilized the magic power of the magic world and was completed by chanting an incantation. Expecto Patronum was one of the most famous defensive spells in the Harry Potter series. It could be used to ward off dementors. Avada Kedavra was a black magic killing curse that could instantly kill a target. Other spells such as the Permanent Sticker Spell, the Bat Spirit Spell, and the Eye Spell also appeared in the Harry Potter series. For the specific explanation and usage of spells, you can refer to the Harry Potter series of novels or related encyclopedia pages.
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