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How Am I Still Alive?

How Am I Still Alive?

Spiritual Qi Resurgence, Gods descending? Continuous disasters, all living beings suffering? What does it have to do with me? I'm just a patient with an incurable disease, who's been given up on treatment and has a countdown to death. Embarking on the path of exorcising demons and annihilating immortals with my crippled body is not for the sake of protecting my family and country, but because the hazardous duty pay is too tempting, especially the compensation... "This Evil Gods profession system is cursed, even if there's smooth progress in the early stages, the practitioners will eventually commit suicide..." "Give me a set." "This Demon Sword poisons its user and has already taken ninety-nine lives..." "Give me two, and also that man-eating demonic helmet, soul-devouring blood claws, get me a set." "This Magic Potion is harmful to heaven and earth..." "Enough talk, I'll take them all!" However, the problem is, why am I still alive after taking on all these high-risk missions, stepping on every risk, and doing every deadly task? 【Congratulations, congratulations! Ranked first among the Top Ten Heroes Who Moved the World...】 "...Heavens, wasn't the average life expectancy in this line of work three and a half years? I've been here for one cycle of three years after another, I'm almost an S-level hunter, the first of the top ten heroes! Why am I still alive? I just want to make an honor sacrifice, scam some compensation! Is that so hard?!"
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The Little Ancestor Teaches You How To Live

The Little Ancestor Teaches You How To Live

The ancient Divine Beast Susu descended to endure trials and became the youngest daughter of the Qin Family, who were nearing eighty years old; young in age but high in seniority, even the men in their twenties had to call her auntie. Susu was also the only girl in three generations of the Qin Family, cherished by her parents, doted on by her brothers, and her nephews would fight over holding their auntie and protecting her. Protect her? Susu said she didn't need it, for she was a mighty and ferocious Divine Beast! With her around, no one would dare to bully the Qin Family members! Those who bullied her family got sent flying; those who coveted their fortune got sent flying; those who tried to kidnap her got sent flying. The kidnappers who captured Susu were frightened by her and willingly handed over their cell phones for her to call the police. "How do I unlock the cell phone?" Susu asked. "It requires fingerprint unlocking, you can use my finger," explained the kidnapper. "How do I use your finger? Chop it off?" Susu asked again. "No! No need to chop, it can be used while still attached to my hand!" the kidnapper wailed. Chop off a finger! What kind of thought process was that? Way too scary! Ever since the lucky-buff-carrying Susu had come to their home, the family's luck had improved, their business prospered more each day, and the previously naughty young masters had become much better behaved, truly a little lucky star. It was just that boy from the neighbor's house, who kept thinking about kidnapping Little Susu, causing the Qin Family men quite a bit of concern. Maybe they should just break his leg again?
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Sir, How About A Marriage?

Sir, How About A Marriage?

At the peak of her career, A-list actress Song Ning announced her withdrawal from the entertainment industry for love, shocking the nation. Everyone thought that she must have found her ideal home. That was why she was so determined. At first, Song Ning thought so too. For the rest of her life, she would not be a celebrity. She would only be a virtuous and virtuous woman who would take care of her husband and children at home. However, on the night before their wedding, she found out that her fiancé was having an affair with her best friend. Enraged, Song Ning found a random man to register their marriage at the entrance of the Civil Affairs Bureau. She originally wanted to take revenge on her scumbag fiancé, but she did not expect that the man who registered his marriage with her was the heir of nation's largest financial group, Mu Chen. After they got married, Mu Chen doted on Song Ning and protected her in every way possible. He didn't allow anyone to bully her. Song Ning always thought that she would be happy for the rest of her life and live the best life she wanted. That's right, she got it. It was just a little different from what she had originally imagined. The person who gave her everything was someone else. Many years later… Song Ning looked at Mu Chen affectionately. "I'm really lucky. Thank God I met you and saved me from hell." Mu Chen smiled faintly. “Yes, thank God.” However, Song Ning would never know. Mu Chen wasn't talking about thanking God for letting him meet Song Ning. He was thanking God for letting Song Ning's fiancé cheated on her so that he would have a chance. There was no such thing as an accidental encounter. It was just a premeditated pursuit. That day, he waited for Song Ning outside the Civil Affairs Bureau for ten hours…
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What is the 'lawn boy mower story' about?
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2024-11-29 01:28
Well, the 'lawn boy mower story' could be centered around a particular lawn boy and his mower. Maybe it tells of how he got his mower, whether it was a gift or he saved up to buy it. It could also be about the unique features of his mower that make it stand out in his lawn - mowing tasks. For example, if it has some special attachments that help him cut grass in hard - to - reach places. And it might include stories of the lawns he has mowed, like the huge estates or the small, cozy backyards, and the different types of grass and landscapes he has dealt with.
The Story of a Riding Lawn Mower and a Lap Tube Top
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2024-12-10 11:54
I'm not entirely sure what specific connection there is between a riding lawn mower and a lap tube top in this story. Maybe it could be a really strange or creative story where someone is wearing a lap tube top while operating a riding lawn mower? It's hard to say without more context.
Can you share a funny lawn mower story?
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2024-12-03 19:21
A friend of mine was using a brand - new lawn mower. He was showing off his mowing skills to his girlfriend. But he forgot to check the fuel level. Mid - way through mowing, the mower sputtered and died. He was so embarrassed, especially when his girlfriend started laughing. He then had to go get the gas can and fill it up while she continued to giggle at his misfortune.
Who are the main characters in the 'lawn boy mower story'?
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2024-11-29 06:52
Since I don't know the exact 'lawn boy mower story', the main character is likely to be the lawn boy himself. There might also be some of his customers who play important roles, like the kind old lady who always gives him extra tips or the strict businessman who demands a perfect lawn.
Tell me a funny lawn mower electric fence story.
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2024-12-13 01:15
There was a gardener who had a brand - new electric lawn mower. One day, while mowing close to the electric fence that surrounded his garden, he didn't notice a small branch that was lying across the fence wire. As the mower hit the branch, it completed a circuit with the fence. There was a sudden jolt and the mower started to smoke a little. He was startled at first but then burst out laughing when he realized how silly the situation was. He had to call a repairman to fix the mower later, but the memory of that moment always made him chuckle.
Can you share a funny home security lawn mower story?
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2024-11-20 18:33
Well, there was this time when a family got a new lawn mower. They also had a home security system with cameras all around the house. Their dog was not used to the new lawn mower. One day, while the lawn mower was left in the middle of the lawn, the dog thought it was some kind of strange intruder. It started barking like crazy at the lawn mower. The security system recorded the whole thing. It was so funny to see the small dog trying to be all fierce against the big, motionless lawn mower.
What might be the theme of the 'Woman Swallows Lawn Mower' short story?
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2024-11-14 07:09
One possible theme could be the idea of self - destruction. Swallowing a lawn mower is a very dangerous and self - harming act, so it could be about a person's internal struggle that leads them to do something harmful to themselves.
What could be the plot of the 'Woman Swallows Lawn Mower' short story?
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2024-11-14 01:58
Perhaps it's a story about a woman who has some sort of mental break. She might see the lawn mower as a tool that has been a source of stress (from the noise or the never - ending task of mowing). Swallowing it could be a very extreme and literal way of getting rid of the thing that has been bothering her on a psychological level.
Can you share the funny electric fence and lawn mower story?
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2024-11-03 15:56
There was this family with an electric fence around their property for security. Their lawn mower was a hand - me - down from their grandfather. One sunny day, as the son was using the lawn mower, he accidentally ran over the wire of the electric fence. There was a zap sound and the lawn mower made a funny noise and then died. The family all gathered around and they had a good laugh about it later. It became a story they told at family gatherings.
What could be the reason for a woman to swallow a lawn mower in a short story?
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2024-10-07 16:12
Well, it could be part of a surreal or symbolic story. Maybe it represents her consuming something that destroys or changes her life in a profound way. Or it could be a result of a magical or fantastical event.
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