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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
3.5
601 Chs
Gene System

Gene System

Blake is a young man who has had to suffer through devastation over and over again losing more than just an arm. With no power of his own he could barely stand a chance against others or even be deemed useful by the military. All he can do is accept his sister's help bitterly knowing he can't return it to the same effect. After a series of events a meeting with near death shocks him to his very core changing his life forever. Awakening a hidden element buried deep within his genetic code. The Gene System, an advanced complex genetic technology used to expand and improve the overall potential and direction of evolution for the user's genetic code naturally mapping out and directing where the user should go with the growth they obtain. Not much else is known, only that few on every planet are given one through unknown means. The current state of the world is racked with unbridled chaos as the military fruitless attempts to stop the atrocities committed by the organisation known as the Gene hunters. Seeking to steal and splice any genetic data they can get their hands on by whatever psychotic means whether it be dissection, slow harvesting or cloning ethics are not a concern. Hundreds of thousands have been affected by the gene hunters including Blake's family. Some are never seen again, just used as cows for genetic harvesting over and over again until they dried up never to see their families again. Changes have begun to sprout in the background of earth leading to more and more mysterious events occurring, genetic powers becoming stronger, animals becoming mutated and evolving faster than normal generational lines. All the while in the background an unknown force beyond human comprehension lurks just beyond the veil waiting patiently for the time to run out and indulge in his planet level feast devouring all life in sight. Blake will give his all to overcome these brutal circumstances by whatever means. No matter the pain, suffering or loss he will continue to go forward no matter the cost. Failure isn't a devastation but a stepping stone in his larger goal. In his pursuit to build his strength he wont forget where he came from guarding the weak as someone who grew from that. Seeing the lack of care or acknowledgement to the majority viewed as weak in the military disdain makes him step up as the leader needed to change the structure of this world for the better. In the weak there is strength which Blake knows all too well. His reason to go forward is to become the man he wants to be. The only thing that truly terrifies is the idea of letting it all go, giving up and betraying himself and his potential.
4.6
177 Chs
Who is Pastor Tim Story?
3 answers
2024-12-06 01:07
I'm not sure who specifically 'Pastor Tim Story' is as the name isn't widely known without more context. There could be many pastors named Tim. He might be a local pastor in a particular community or church that only those in that area are familiar with.
Tell me pastor stories.
2 answers
2024-10-25 08:31
One pastor story is about a pastor in a small village. He dedicated his life to helping the poor and the sick. Every day, he would visit the sick, bringing them food and medicine. He also organized community events to raise funds for the needy. His selfless deeds inspired the whole village to be more kind and helpful.
Is Pastor Tim Story married?
1 answer
2024-10-02 18:53
I'm not sure if Pastor Tim Story is married. Maybe you could check his official bio or recent interviews for the latest info.
How does the role of a pastor in a detective pastor novel differ from a regular detective?
1 answer
2024-11-10 06:20
The pastor in a detective pastor novel has a much more complex role compared to a regular detective. A regular detective focuses on facts, motives in a more worldly sense, and following the law to the letter. However, the pastor - detective is concerned with the spiritual well - being of the people involved. He might see a crime as not just a violation of the law but also a fall from grace. He may use prayer and religious study as part of his detective process. For instance, if there is a case of theft in the parish, he might look at it from the angle of what led the person to commit such a sin. His methods are often more holistic, taking into account the entire person - their soul, their relationships, and their place in the community, rather than just the act of the crime itself.
Super Gene Manga
1 answer
2024-10-22 08:57
Super Geno was a hot-blooded adventure comic about the future. It told the story of Han Sen's adventures in the era of geno evolution. He could eat strange beasts and obtain super geno points, becoming Dollar, who was respected by everyone. In the comic series, it was updated every Wednesday and Saturday, with a total of 258 chapters. The readers could read it for free on platforms such as Piggy Manga and American Manga. While waiting for the anime, you can also click on the link below to read the classic original work of " Full-time Expert "!
Was Gene Hunter an anime?
1 answer
2024-09-12 19:32
Gene Hunter was not an anime. " Gene Hunter " was a science fiction novel by author Liu Cixin. It told the story of a team of humans who used genetic technology to carry out genetic modification and encountered a series of dangers and challenges in the process of pursuing the truth. Although genetic technology was described as a potential weapon in the novel, the entire novel did not involve visual art forms such as animation, so Gene Hunter was not an animation.
Please recommend a novel. The male protagonist seems to have the ability to absorb genes to evolve. The first gene is the ant gene, and the next gene may be the murderer or robber gene.
1 answer
2024-09-02 22:46
The male protagonist was called Zhang Zhi. He accidentally entered a mysterious world. After absorbing the ant gene, his strength increased greatly. Then, he absorbed the evil dragon gene and other different types of genes. The plot was highly consistent with the information described. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
What are the achievements of Pastor Tim Story?
3 answers
2024-12-06 23:33
I don't have enough information to list his achievements. Maybe he has led his church in a significant growth in membership, but that's just speculation.
Are there any pastor erotic stories in literature?
1 answer
2024-11-24 17:24
I'm not aware of any so - called 'pastor erotic stories'. In most religious and cultural contexts, pastors are figures of moral guidance. Erotic content involving them would be highly unethical and not something that is likely to be part of legitimate literature or storytelling.
Tell me another pastor story.
3 answers
2024-10-26 21:25
There was a pastor in a big city. He noticed that there were a lot of homeless people on the streets. So, he started a project where he and his congregation would go out every week to distribute warm clothes and hot meals. They also provided some basic medical care. This simple act of kindness made a big difference in the lives of those homeless people.
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