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(BL) Hunting The Field Guide

Kellen Woods grew up never knowing a normal world. By the time he could walk, his mother and father had already sealed several serious gates that threatened the safety of his hometown. By the time his sister was born, they were famous worldwide. So the world held their breath for when Kellen and his sister came of age, waiting to see what kind of power they would awaken. His sister was just like his mom, same power, same class, while Kellen, woke up one day to find out what it meant to be special in a family the world watched. But in the worst way. Awakening weaker then your powerful parents wasn’t unheard of, but when your younger sister awakened at the same class as your parent, anyone would feel inferior. And Kellen, never one to ask for hand outs, left the comfort and safety of his hometown to become better than the weak brat everyone thought he was. Kellen went to the front lines, to where the gates normally broke out. From there, Kellen worked hard, and then worked some more until no one could doubt that he was good at his job. He got so good that even with his lower class, people would still hire him to help. But Kellen never took it to heart. He had learned a valuable lesson on the front lines. Classification only meant shit if you walked back out of the gate. Otherwise, shut your mouth and listen to those with more experience. They determined who made it out alive or not. But Kellen was tired now. He had gotten everything out of his system, and the fast paced life on the front lines didn’t suit him anymore. Now, he wanted to go home, buy a house, maybe find a nice man to settle down with, and live a normal life. All the while, the yellow eyes he’d met on the front lines haunted him, no matter how much he tried to forget about them. Especially since the Esper they were attached to refused to let him go.
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A Short Story about Funny T - shirts in China
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2024-11-24 19:11
In China, there are all kinds of funny T - shirts. Once I saw a T - shirt with a cute panda doing kung - fu printed on it. It was so eye - catching. Many local designers in China are inspired by Chinese culture and modern humor to create these unique funny T - shirts. They are not only popular among locals but also attract foreign tourists who want to take a piece of 'funny China' back home.
Funny Hunting Jokes Stories
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2024-12-15 08:38
There was this hunter who thought he was a great tracker. He followed some tracks in the snow for hours, thinking he was about to find a huge bear. When he finally found the 'creature', it turned out to be his own dog who had been wandering around in the woods all morning.
Where can I find funny t - shirts from A Christmas Story?
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2024-12-05 09:35
I think fan - based stores or websites dedicated to 'A Christmas Story' would be a top pick. These places are all about the movie and its related items. They might have a wide selection of funny t - shirts with quotes or scenes from the movie. Additionally, you could also check out some local souvenir shops in areas that are big on Christmas celebrations. They might stock such t - shirts to attract tourists during the holiday season.
What makes the funny t - shirts from A Christmas Story so popular?
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2024-12-05 09:17
The characters in the movie are very memorable. T - shirts with images of Ralphie, his little brother Randy, or the Old Man are really popular. These characters are part of what makes the movie so beloved, and having them on a t - shirt allows fans to show their love for the movie in a fun way. Also, the movie is a classic Christmas movie, and during the holiday season, people like to wear t - shirts related to it to get into the festive spirit. It has a nostalgic factor too, as many people grew up watching this movie, so wearing a t - shirt from it is like a trip down memory lane.
Can You Share a Short Story Related to Funny T - shirts in China?
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2024-11-24 19:18
Sure. I saw a guy wearing a T - shirt in China that had a Chinese idiom printed on it in a really funny way. The idiom was 'to add legs to a snake' which is used to mean doing something unnecessary. But on the T - shirt, there was a picture of a snake with actual legs drawn clumsily. It was hilarious and showed how Chinese culture can be used in a creative and humorous way on T - shirts.
Tell More Funny Hunting Jokes Stories
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2024-12-15 12:40
A hunter was aiming at a deer. But just as he was about to shoot, a rabbit jumped in front of the deer. The hunter thought for a second and then said, 'Oh well, I'll just have hare for dinner instead.'
Can you share a funny hunting story?
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2024-11-30 02:42
Sure. Once, my friend went hunting. He saw a deer from afar and got all excited. He quietly moved closer, aimed his gun, and just as he was about to shoot, a squirrel jumped out of a nearby tree and landed right on his head. The deer got spooked and ran away, and my friend was left flailing around trying to get the squirrel off his head. It was hilarious.
What are the best places for hunting funny stories?
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2024-11-21 15:37
Family gatherings can be a goldmine for funny stories. Relatives always have some old family anecdotes that are both heartwarming and funny. For example, stories about the silly things your grandparents did when they were young.
What could be a funny incident in a hunting cabin?
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2024-11-19 11:08
Well, in a hunting cabin, there might be some old hunting gear left behind by previous visitors. One time, a hunter found an old - fashioned crossbow. He decided to show off his skills to his friends, but when he tried to pull the string, it snapped and hit him right on the nose. His friends burst into laughter seeing his red and swollen nose. He himself joined in the laughter after a while, realizing how silly he must have looked.
Tell me a funny hunting cabin story.
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2024-11-19 05:59
Once upon a time, there was a group of friends who went to a hunting cabin in the woods. They were all excited to hunt some small game. But when they got there, they found out that one of them had forgotten the keys to the cabin. So they had to break in through a window. As they were climbing in, one guy's pants got caught and ripped right down the middle. It was so hilarious, and they all laughed so hard that they almost forgot about hunting for a while.
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