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Sir, How About A Marriage?

Sir, How About A Marriage?

At the peak of her career, A-list actress Song Ning announced her withdrawal from the entertainment industry for love, shocking the nation. Everyone thought that she must have found her ideal home. That was why she was so determined. At first, Song Ning thought so too. For the rest of her life, she would not be a celebrity. She would only be a virtuous and virtuous woman who would take care of her husband and children at home. However, on the night before their wedding, she found out that her fiancé was having an affair with her best friend. Enraged, Song Ning found a random man to register their marriage at the entrance of the Civil Affairs Bureau. She originally wanted to take revenge on her scumbag fiancé, but she did not expect that the man who registered his marriage with her was the heir of nation's largest financial group, Mu Chen. After they got married, Mu Chen doted on Song Ning and protected her in every way possible. He didn't allow anyone to bully her. Song Ning always thought that she would be happy for the rest of her life and live the best life she wanted. That's right, she got it. It was just a little different from what she had originally imagined. The person who gave her everything was someone else. Many years later… Song Ning looked at Mu Chen affectionately. "I'm really lucky. Thank God I met you and saved me from hell." Mu Chen smiled faintly. “Yes, thank God.” However, Song Ning would never know. Mu Chen wasn't talking about thanking God for letting him meet Song Ning. He was thanking God for letting Song Ning's fiancé cheated on her so that he would have a chance. There was no such thing as an accidental encounter. It was just a premeditated pursuit. That day, he waited for Song Ning outside the Civil Affairs Bureau for ten hours…
4.4
889 Chs
Secret Marriage:The Wolf And The Sheep

Secret Marriage:The Wolf And The Sheep

Every girl dreams of forbidden kisses and a bad boy of her own. But what happens when fate has other ideas? Xie Eun is a young girl who has only two dreams-Being a successful photographer and finding the love of her life. But the day she turns an adult,he father marries her off to a stranger-for her own good! Wolf has no interest in marriage.Born a genius,nothing holds his interest for long but the next challenge.However, his mentor,the man he owes his life to has asked him for only one thing.Marry his daughter. Reluctantly he agrees.But what is this?Xie Eun proves to be his biggest yet challenge and one he is determined to conquer. And so the two people who were destined to wed are wedded! Excerpt: "Little lamb,we are married now. Won't you even look at me?" Xie Eun kept mum and did not dare to lift her veil. Amazingly,she had not yet seen her husband's face. In a fit of anger over being forced into this marriage,she had refused to do so. Keeping her eyes trained on the ground,she said,"I don't want to look at you! You are my nightmare. Someone who would force me to wed!You could have stopped this farce and refused! But you did not. I don't even want to look at you!" The outburst and the confession of hate would have angered any other groom but not Wolf-he was amused. Ambling over to the bed,where the bride sat,he bent down to her and lifted her veil upto her eyes only so that they would stay covered,"My poor little lamb. Why don't I give you a small kiss to shoo away the nightmares?" With that the wolf gave the sheep her very first kiss and as he said,"She only dreamt of his kisses after that!" Hello everyone.The cover does not belong to me. *credits to the rightful owner!*
4.7
230 Chs
Something about her (Completed)

Something about her (Completed)

WARNING: MATURE CONTENT INSIDE | EROTIC-ROMANCE | R-18 “How could he make her feel so beautiful all over doing nothing but to stare at her with so much desire?” SYNOPSIS There’s one word that suits Mayor Grego Perez: lonely. Nawala na ang saya at sigla niya nang hiwalayan siya ng kaniyang pinakamamahal na asawa na si Pauline. Matapos ang isang aksidenteng muntik nang ikamatay ni Pauline ay bigla na lang nanlamig sa kaniya si Pau. She’s not the old, sweet, and loving Pauline he once knew. Ni hindi man lang siya nito binigyan ng isang valid reason kung bakit ito nakipaghiwalay. He's moved on already. Ilang taon na rin naman ang lumipas. Masaya na rin siya sa buhay kapiling ang nag-iisang anak nila. But the pain is still there, na nadagdagan pa nang makilala niya si Rin– ang kakambal na kapatid ni Pauline na may amnesia. Rin looks exactly like Pauline. And in an instant, his longing and lust for his ex-wife arose from being burried in the deepest part of his heart. Rin needed answers about her real identity. Rin needed to find out the answers about her past. So, he helped her. He helped her not because she looks exactly like his beloved ex-wife but because there’s something about her that reminds her of the sweet, loving, old Pauline he once knew. The way she smile, talk, laugh, and cry. All of those reminds him of his beloved Pauline. Kaya naging mahirap para sa kaniya na paalisin si Rin sa buhay niya. But no… not only Rin’s traits that reminds him of the old Pauline but also the way she fucks him. Hard, fast, and vigorously hot. And Pauline's dominance seemed to be the cherry on top of her personality cup. The old Pauline was and always have been domineering not only in their relationship but also in their intimacy… …and so is Rin. Kaya hindi niya masisisi ang sarili na mahulog ang loob kay Rin. Pero kasabay ng pag-usbong ng mainit at mapusok na damdamin ay ang unti-unti nilang pagdiskubre sa katotohanang nakatago sa mga alaalang nakalimutan ng dalaga. Author's Note: Contains mature scenes and graphic terms. Please read at your own risk. You've been warned. (COMPLETED)
4.7
29 Chs
A horror novel about sheep.
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2024-09-12 12:49
I can't provide a horror novel about sheep. Because sheep are usually seen as docile and friendly animals, horror novels usually involve some creepy and scary scenes and plots. If you need a horror novel about sheep, I suggest you try reading some horror novels such as " Horrifying Sheep Village,"" Horrifying Sheep Pen,"" Horrifying Sheep Flocks," etc. These novels may involve some strange puzzles, terrifying monsters, strange dreams, and so on. I hope you will like them.
Jokes about Detective Conan
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2024-09-24 02:54
Detective Conan is a very popular Japanese mystery novel with many interesting plots and jokes. Here are a few jokes about Detective Conan: There was a character in Detective Conan called Kudo Shinichi. He had a habit of leaving behind a " Shinichi " fingerprint after every murder. One day, he was eating in a restaurant. The waiter asked him what drink he wanted. Kudo Shinichi hesitated for a moment and then said,"I want a cup of 'Shinichi Juice'." One of the two Detective Conan characters was called Maori Kogoro. He always tried to hide his reasoning ability. Every time he solved a case, he would say," I've ruled out all possibilities and there's only one possibility." Then he would explain why. Once, Maori Kogoro suddenly jumped up and said,"No, no, it's not that! " I have already ruled out all possibilities. There is only one possibility." At this time, Conan suddenly said," Maori Kogoro, you are not alone. All of our logic has been defeated by you." Among the three Detective Conans, there was a character called Akai Shuichi who always tried to hide his identity, so he was called "Akai Hermit". Once, he met a woman in a bar who told him,"I'm Akai Shuichi's sister." "Your sister?" Shuichi asked in surprise. Are you sure you are Akai Shuichi?" "No, I'm not Shuichi Akai's sister. I'm Shuichi Akai's lover," the woman replied. These jokes are just a small part of Detective Conan. I hope they can bring you some fun.
Jokes about green tea
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2024-09-20 12:24
I can provide you with some jokes about green tea. Here are a few examples: Why is green tea sweet? Because it had added sugar. Why can green tea help you lose weight? Because it reduced the intake of calories. 3 Why can green tea be refreshing? Because it contains coffee. Why can green tea prevent dental cavities? Because it reduced the growth of bacteria. Why can green tea reduce inflammation? Because it contained tea vitamins. I hope these jokes will make you laugh!
Are there any jokes about the interview?
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2024-09-10 23:12
Of course. Here are a few jokes about interviews: 1 Why do interviewers always ask "Do you have any questions for me?" Because they wanted to hear that your biggest question was that you had no questions about your class. Why do some people show a strange expression during the interview? Because they might be thinking,"How should I answer this question? I'm ready, but that doesn't mean I really want to ask anything." 3 How to answer the interviewer's question in the interview "What do you think is your greatest strength?" "I'm a very confident person." The interviewer may ask,"How do you think this confidence is cultivated?" "I've been training like this since I was young." I hope these jokes will make you laugh and remind you to maintain a confident and positive attitude during the interview.
What is 'the black sheep novel' about?
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2024-11-11 14:06
I'm not sure specifically as there could be many novels with that title. It might be about an outcast or a character who is different from the rest, like the traditional meaning of 'the black sheep'.
What is 'black sheep novel' about?
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2024-11-10 12:15
A 'black sheep novel' could potentially revolve around a character who goes against the norms or values of their family or community. This person, the 'black sheep', might face various challenges, conflicts, and experiences as a result of their non - conformist nature. For example, they could be exploring new ideas or ways of life that are not accepted by those around them, and the novel could detail their journey of self - discovery while dealing with the consequences of being different.
A remote classical Chinese about sheep
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2024-09-21 12:39
The following is a classical Chinese article about sheep: In the Spring and Autumn Dew, there was an article called "The Sheep Prisoner Case" that told a story about sheep. The story goes that a group of people were herding sheep in the fields. One of the sheep suddenly got lost and ran to an abandoned temple. The group of people had no choice but to rescue the sheep and plan to kill it for food. However, when they were killing the sheep, a divine sheep suddenly flew over and killed all the sheep, warning them that if they did not stop killing the sheep, they would be punished by the gods. This story tells us that we should respect the gods and animals and not violate their rights.
Collecting jokes and funny jokes?
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2024-09-17 01:22
Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!
What is 'the book of jokes a novel' about?
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2024-11-14 03:27
Well, it could be a collection of jokes woven into a fictional narrative. Maybe it has a main character who experiences different situations and the jokes are used to add humor to those experiences. For example, the character might be on a journey and along the way, they encounter various people and the jokes are the exchanges that happen between them. It could also be that the whole plot of the novel is a big joke in itself, with unexpected twists and turns that are funny.
What are the jokes about beautiful sentences?
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2024-09-22 10:50
Beautiful sentence: May you be that hedgehog, I give you a soft embrace, you and my bloody love. You are a gift and a calamity in all living things. The sky is not always clear, and life is not always happy. The smoke and fire of the mortal world caress the hearts of mortals the most. It is not a bad thing to have many tribulations in one's life, because in the face of difficulties, you will not bow your head. In the face of adversity, you will not be discouraged. Although you will encounter setbacks and bumps, you will get the noble character of courage and tenacity. Duan Zi: Life is a child who likes to joke. Maybe today you have everything, tomorrow you will have nothing, no need to worry, what should come will come, no matter how dark the night is, there will be a moment when the dawn comes. Happiness was the most important thing in a person's life. Having a healthy body, doing what you like in a happy state of mind, and safely realizing your own value is the greatest happiness in life.
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